Monday, September 14, 2026
Golden Indeed
Wednesday, May 07, 2025
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:
Ball of Fire (1941)
Garbage Man: I could use a bundle of scratchright now on account of I met me a mouse last week.Prof. Oddly: Mouse?Garbage Man: What a pair of gams. A little in,a little out, and a little more out.Professor Potts: I am still completely mystified.Garbage Man: Well, with this dish on me handsand them giving away 25 smackaroos on that quizzola.Professor Potts: Smackaroos?Prof. Oddly: Smackaroos? What are smackaroos?Garbage Man: A smackaroo is a...Professor Potts: No such word exists.Garbage Man: Oh, it don't, huh? A smackaroo is a dollar, pal.Professor Potts: Well, the acceptedvulgarism for a dollar is a buck.Garbage Man: The accepted vulgarismfor a smackaroo is a dollar.That goes for a banger, a fish, a buck, or a rug.Professor Potts: Well, what about the mouse?Garbage Man: The mouse is the dish.That's what I need the moolah for.Prof. Oddly: Moolah?Garbage Man: Yeah, the dough. We'll be stepping.Me and the smooch - I mean, the dish, I mean, the mouse.You know, hit the jiggles for a little drum boogie.Professor Potts: Please, please, not so fast.Garbage Man: Brother, we're going to have some hoytoytoy.All The Profs: Hoytoytoy?Garbage Man: Yeah, and if you wantthat one explained, you go ask your papas.
Tuesday, January 21, 2025
5 Off My Head: Siri Says 1946
Wednesday, April 26, 2023
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
Marion: At my age a birthday is onlya time to turn all mirrors to the wall.
The great Douglas Sirk was born 126 years ago today!
Tuesday, November 08, 2022
5 Off My Head: Siri Says 1956
One other weird side-note about this year in the movies -- an inordinate number of movie titles were very long this year. Around the World in 80 Days, The Man Who Knew Too Much, The Girl Can't Help It, The Teahouse of the August Moon, Somebody Up There Likes Me, The Man in the Gray Flannel Suit, The Best Things in Life Are Free.... and those are just a handful. I feel retroactive pain for all of the people who worked putting titles up onto the movie theater marques in 1956, truly. Anyway let's get to it...
Runners-up: Giant (dir. George Stevens), The Searchers (dir. John Ford), Somebody Up There Likes Me (dir. Robert Wise), The Ten Commandments (dir. Cecile B. DeMille), High Society (dir. Charles Walters), Ilya Muromets (dir. Aleksandr Ptushko), Bigger Than Life (dir. Nicholas Ray)...
... The Red Balloon (dir. Albert Lamorisse), The Girl Can't Help It (dir. Frank Tashlin), Friendly Persuasion (dir. William Wyler), Rodan (dir. Ishirō Honda), Baby Doll (dir. Elia Kazan), There's Always Tomorrow (dir. Sirk), The Wrong Man (dir. Hitchcock)
Never seen: The King and I (dir. Walter Lang), Love Me Tender (dir. Robert D. Webb), Around the World in 80 Days (dir. Michael Anderson), War and Peace (dir. King Vidor), The Rainmaker (dir. Joseph Anthony), Bus Stop (dir. Joshua Logan), Lust For Life (dir. Vincente Minnelli), Bob Le Flambeur (dir. Melville), Carousel (dir. Henry King), The Killing (dir. Kubrick)
Monday, June 27, 2022
5 Off My Head: Siri Says 1952
Funny enough I'm not finishing off the 50s this time -- I have at least one more year to go until I do -- which makes me kind of sad, as the 1950s are a pain in my ass. I don't love the 1950s to be honest! I've probably complained about this previously one of these times but it's all Noir and Musicals and big bloated Technicolor literary adaptations and it's just not my cuppa. I barely scavenged up this episode's top five and I mostly only like these films, as opposed to loving any (except the first one, which I deeply adore). But hey these are all turning 70 this year, I suppose that's of interest! And with that ringing endorsement I give you...
My 5 Favorite Movies of 1952
Never seen: The Greatest Show on Earth (dir. Cecil B DeMille), The Bad and the Beautiful (dir. Vincente Minnelli), Umberto D (dir. Vittorio De Sica), Othello (dir. Welles), Forbidden Games (dir. René Clément), The Importance of Being Earnest (dir. Anthony Asquith), Sudden Fear (dir. David Miller)
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Tuesday, May 31, 2022
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
Phyllis: I'm a native Californian.Born right here in Los Angeles.Walter: They say all native Californians come from Iowa.











































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