Garrett Wareing's Four Favorites...

... includes my beloved Skinamarink??? As if I wasn't already crushing! Pull my heart right out, beautiful baby. Somebody should tell Skinamarink's director Kyle Edward Ball that he's got a possible star for his next movie here. Put the Skin in Skinamarink!

Good Morning, World

Okay okay yes I did indeed devote Thursday's Good Morning" post to Garrett Wareing, and here we are again -- it's just I was going through the photos I'd screenshotted off of Instagram to save whilst I was away all week and found this one of Garrett and his Ransom Canyon co-star Casey Johnson having some Together Time on the show's set and... yeah. That's a definite post. Good morning! Happy Monday. Anybody watch this show over the weekend?

LOL at this shot being the literal opening credits of an episode -- the folks making Ransom Canyon are ON THE CASE!!

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— Jason Adams (@jamnpp.bsky.social) July 23, 2026 at 2:50 PM

Good Morning, World

Actor Garrett Wareing would like us to know that his seres Ransom Canyon has just dropped its second season on Netflix -- how do I know this? Because he just posted these pictures and said so. Speaking our language, basically. I also have something to share but I'm not getting out out my clothes to do so (sorry!) -- I'm back! My week in Montreal at Fantasia Fest has come to its inevitable conclusion and I'm now sitting at my desk in big stinky sweaty New York City posting pictures of a shirtless Garrett Wareing again -- all is as it should be. Anyway more on Fantasia in a bit -- for now let me eat my breakfast! Y'all can eat (more Garrett) after the jump...

Garrett Wareing Slips Into Patrick Wilson's Pants

Well here's some news tied and trussed up straight for my birthday tomorrow -- beautiful fur-baby and freshly unearthed MNPP fave Garrett Wareing (from The Long Walk along with a couple dozen photoshoots I've posted over the past year or so) just went and got himself cast as Young Patrick Wilson in the upcoming prequel Conjuring film The Conjuring: First Communion. (Actress Amanda Fix, who's apparently in Jane Schoenbrun's upcoming horror film Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma got the Young Vera Farmiga role.) I'm actually surprised they recast the roles since haven't there been actors who's played the Young Warrens already? I guess at this point even those actors ain't so young anymore and they needed even fresher flesh. Well they sure got it with Garrett Wareing! They actually found someone hot enough that I cannot side-eye the casting as a Young Patrick Wilson -- good work! That said the Conjuring movies are grotesque Catholic propoganda that legitimize a pair of frauds, and even worse none of the movies have been any good for years. And even when they were "good" they were just "okay." But whatever! Good for lil' Garrett! Onward and upward.

Good Morning, Garrett

A good morning and a merry Hump Day from Garrett Wareing -- and me too! Ahem -- not #MeToo. Just a good old fashioned "me, as well."  Wow, awkward! Sorry I've got the below gag from this week's episode of The Comeback stuck in my head -- this is so Valerie of me. What a way to start a day. Moving on! Hello, hello, hello!

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... doing very dirty things with Garrett Wareing.

 Hit the jump for three more photos and a video...

Good Morning, World

Ransom Canyon and The Long Walk actor Garrett Wareing has proven exceptionally good at getting and holding [ed. I've got something he can hold] The Gays' attention even without a big heap of projects to flesh [ed. did somebody say flesh?] out all this attention -- drop a heap of pictures of yourself at some beach, rinse and repeat every couple of weeks. So it goes with his New Years vacation, which he seems to've spent in a constant state of undress in Hawaii, and g'bless Garrett. That said I should be seeing him in another thing soon -- he's in the new movie from Madeline's Madeline director  Josephine Decker called Chasing Summer which will be screening at Sundance in a couple oif weeks! As a great big fan of Decker's work (and Garrett's furry chest) you can believe I'll report back on that when the time's come.  Until then we'll keep our eyes on the furry prize after the jump...

Pic of the Day

Here's some this-past-February news you can use that only made its way to my ears today  -- my IRL friend John MacConnell, a fantastic and extremely talented artist you should be following if you're not already, gifted the world with this dreamy life-drawing of actor and new MNPP obsession Garrett Wareing all those many months ago! I've told John this many times but every time I look at his work I think goddamn I should've tried my hand at drawing instead of writing. The perks of his career are much higher than mine!

Good Morning, World

And thank you, Garrett Wareing.

(click to embiggen, if you must)

Garrett Wareing Three Times

Three outtakes from The Long Walk actor and fave new fur twink Garrett Wareing's previously posted photoshoot for Numero Netherlands have been unloaded upon our faces today (via). I don't think I mentioned on here that I finally caught The Long Walk when it hit streaming after missing it in theaters (although I did share a few words on Letterboxd) and... I did not like it. It didn't work for me at all. Although I will say this for it -- this was my first time seeing Garrett here act and I actually thought he was good in it. I'd been assuming he was just a pretty boy hot piece but he held his own. So he's a pretty boy hot piece who can also act! Will wonders never et cetera. Hit the jump for the other two photos... 

Good Morning, World

Yes as our good friend actor Garrett Wareing put it there beside his thirsty thighs -- "Onward lol" -- wisdom from the mouths of babes, y'all. So yeah I've been sick as a dog, a very sick dog, for the past several days -- am I back to normal? No no I am not. I was up half the night hacking up my lungs even as I am technically "on the mend" -- I did feel well enough to finally come back to my office today but I'm not sure how much anyone there or here should expect from me. My brain is not right. I mean yes that's always been the case but it's not the right kind of not right right now. I have a constant high-pitched shrieking sound in my left ear for one, so that's fun. But I won't list all my miseries -- I've already inflicted enough self-indulgence on you this morning. I'll try to post some as the day goes along. Thanks to those of you who commented on the last post or sent me messages on Bluesky -- much appreciated. We're over the hump. Or was a wise poet once said, "Onward lol."

Good Morning, World

Instead of posting today's "Good Morning" post a little late like I did yesterday when I got to my desk from a NYFF press screening I'm doing this one in advance -- so yes I lied when I said "yesterday" since I am actually writing this yesterday to you people of the future.  Anyway point being Tuesday morning I'm at another screening but I'll be back to my desk by Noon-ish again, so here to tide you over are a pair of new photo-shoots of The Long Walk actor and freshly minted MNPP obsession Garrett Wareing, including a few more from this shoot I shared back on the 11th. I have yet to see The Long Walk but I'm assuming it'll hit digital before Halloween and it will make a good get-in-the-mood movie right? I mean the Halloween mood, not the horned up mood, although judging by all the set photos that Garrett's shared of himself shirtless in suspenders it'll probably be a bit of both. Anyway a good Tuesday morning to you, and now you may hit the jump for a dozen more...

Garrett Wareing Eleven Times

As I said on Bluesky yesterday (also involving a hot picture of Garrett's treasure trail) I'm a bit peeved I wasn't able to get to an early screening of The Long Walk (i.e. didn't get an invite) which is out in theaters tomorrow -- I very much want to see the Stephen King (aka Richard Bachman) adaptation, having been a fan of that darker-than-dark story since my teenage years, and a fan of Garrett Wareing since well several months ago when I first saw him without his clothes on. Oh well! It's not like this wasn't a busy week what with three reviews written by your truly having also dropped. I'll try to go see it this weekend if I can muster the energy to deal with real crowds (never a given any more) and if not make we'll due with this new photoshoot of Garrett (via) until the movie hits digital. Hit the jump for the entire shoot...

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... making a pass at Garrett Wareing.

Garrett Wareing Seven Times

It's extremely hilarious to me that here just a few brief hours after I taunted the actor Garrett Wareing to bare some more skin in exchange for finally getting his own tag here on MNPP that the dude went and dropped a sexy af photoshoot for Flaunt magazine that echoes no less than a legendary Herb Ritts slab of homoerotica. Garrett grabbed my dare and dude triple-dog-dared me back -- he won't be ignored, dammit! Done and done! Yes sir! You're now the proud owner of your very own corner of MNPP my man. Now let us all celebrate by hitting the jump and receiving his freshest gift...

Good Morning, World

Looking through our archives I'm past due giving actor Garrett Wareing here his own tag on the site. But what if he stops sharing slutty selfies once that achievement's been unlocked for him? Best to do it next time. Well? We're waiting, Garrett. 

Garrett Wareing Seven Times

I'd like to extend the most heartfelt of thank yous to young Mr. Wareing here for giving us all something to take our minds off the world for even the briefest of moments -- the only reason it's been relatively quiet in here for the past two days is I've been fairly paralyzed by anxiety due to the state of the world... more so than usual, that is. 

But I know we're all going through it (well the decent ones anyway) so I won't belabor it since we're here to distract ourselves from it. And if you need a slightly longer distaction you can click here and see several posts of Wareing that we've posted previously, even. Or just hit the jump and lose yourself in this fresh cowboy cosplay...

Good Morning, World

As y'all know since I keep harping on it I try to not watch movie trailers any more because I prefer to go into my movies as clean-brained as a newborn babe. But when I go to movies with you normal people (aka not critic people) I kinda can't help seeing trailers, and so it went when I went and saw the latest Final Destination movie a second time this past weekend (and if you missed my review of that read that here). Anyway that's how I came to watch the trailer for The Long Walk, which is how I was reminded that my beloved Charlie Plummer (of Lean on Pete and National Anthem goodness) has a role in the Stephen King adaptation. And that made me very glad. I knew that Cooper Hoffman was in it and I knew that hot piece Garrett Wareing (click here for said hot-pieceness) was in it, but I didn't remember about Charlie. So that's groovy! The movie is out on September 10th. And you can watch the trailer here where I previously posted it, and I mentioned Charlie Plummer, and I talked about not watching the trailer because I don't watch trailers if I can help it. Listen -- there's a lot of distractions happening these days. I can't be expected to recall things I posted... nine days ago. (Good fucking grief.) 

Good Morning, World

I don't think I need to apologize for using Garrett Wareing be the poster boy for our "Good Morning" posts two days in a row, but I will admit that this is me being lazy. He was on hand. (God I wish.) Oh well! Would that all laziness looked this good in tighty-whities. Click here if you missed yesterday's Garrett post, or click here if you missed the one I did a couple of weeks back. The boy is bombarding us with gratuity and I for one am not complaining. 

Good Morning, World

It's only been a couple of weeks since I learned the name "Garrrett Wareing" and immediately preceded to share with y'all about one thousand photos of him in a great big gratuitous post which you can see right here. But the boy's PR people are making good on that gratuitous promise real fast -- on Friday I gathered up this really rather enormous in itself photoshoot of Mr. Wareing from Nineteen92 magazine (mostly via)...

... while a couple days before that the trailer for the long long long awaited adaptation of Stephen King's short story The Long Walk dropped, which features him in a prominent role. I haven't watched this trailer (because as I've explained too many times now horror trailers just give away too much, I'm done with them) and I haven't read The Long Walk since I was a teenager. So all I can really remember is the basic plot of the tale, which I won't ruin for you if you don't know it. But I'm excited for the movie anyway! And here's the trailer...

... so y'all can make up your own dang minds if you wanna watch or no. Francis Lawrence is a solid director though and this is a great (handsome) cast (Charlie Plummer!) so I say bring it on, baby. That movie is out on September 12th. Perfect for those Back To School feelings, lol. Anyway back to the studmuffin at hand -- I've got all of these photos of Garrett to share! So that's what we're doing. Hit the jump for almost four dozen "Good morning!"s from Garrett...