Sir Hammer & Friends

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I only just now realized I've been tweeting about this news but not mentioning it here, and this is obviously the sort of thing that deserves attention -- earlier this week Armie Hammer was spotted hanging out at a gay bar in Hawaii with Michael Fassbender and Taika Waititi (and also Michael's wife the actress Alicia Vikander, sigh, I suppose I have to mention her). Fassy & Taika are there  on the island shooting their soccer movie Next Goal Wins, which I have been covering a'plenty. Unfortunately nobody seems to have taken any photos of this happening -- HOW -- but Armie did Insta his presence in Hawaii this afternoon, so it seems like this did indeed happen. ETA oh wait I couldn't even finish typing this post before somebody shared a photo of Armie with Taika!

But that's not the end of it! In Armie's Insta he mentions he's shooting something there in Hawaii and I couldn't figure out what it might be (something non-Nile-based for Death on the Nile?) but the rumor-mill's stating it looks like he might have a small role in Taika's film itself! Armie & Fassy sharing the screen? Will my heart actually literally explode? Stay tuned!

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First look at Michael Fassbender in Taika Waititi’s soccer comedy NEXT GOAL WINS... which he *just* started shooting pic.twitter.com/sdxlzNkEV5

— Kyle Buchanan (@kylebuchanan) December 4, 2019

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In other Armie news did anybody watch his adventure with Bear Grylls last night? I swear to god that I lost all sense of time during the scene where he tried to crawl through a little cave opening while wearing a wetsuit and the camera just stared at his ass for... seconds? Minutes? Hours? I might actually still be there inside that cave watching that happen right now and everything since has only been a hallucination.

Armie Au Naturel

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Armie Hammer is on Bear Grylls show tonight and I suppose it would be informative of me to be able to tell you what channel the show is on, or what time, but I don't know any of that information -- my DVR is taking care of that, dammit! Let your tech do the work for you, embrace a dead brain like I have. Anyway what I can help you with is pictures of Armie & Bear duding it up together, since that's what I'm actually good for. It's good to be good for something! High five!

We'll have to wait and see if there's anything as dude-bro-erotic as Jake Gyllenhaal stripping beside a river or Zac Efron stripping beside a river or Bear himself stripping in a river... hrm, I smell a theme. Anyway the clips that've been released so far show Armie scaling a rock wall (in some very tight pants I might add) and Armie suckling a goat teat, so really anything seems possible...

Really looking forward to Armie's Bear Grylls episode tonight pic.twitter.com/xvCYT0JIWr

— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) December 3, 2019

Half Snow Day!

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Remember that time Jake Gyllenhaal got half-naked with Bear Grylls in a snowstorm? That was a fun time. Fun for all! Aaaaanyway on that note my office is closing up shop because of the big storm currently slamming into us, and I am off to either get naked with Jake Gyllenhaal & Bear Grylls, or possibly...

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Armie Hammer is trapped in New York City
This is how our Rom-Com begins pic.twitter.com/dFQEuRmDMq

— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) January 4, 2018

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Who Wore It Best?

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Add another one to the pile of Hot Nick Jonas Photo-shoots -- he's on the cover of this month's issue of Wonderland (via) and inside the magazine it's a celebration of the boxer brief. Or, more precisely, Nick Jonas and his legs sticking out of boxer briefs. A fine thing to celebrate. 

Worthy. Anyway these shots reminded me of a couple of gifs of Chris Hemsworth that were recently sent my way (thx Mac); I have no idea what they're from, the source didn't include a video, but well...

... they're worth our time all the same. 

But it also does force me to ask...

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And you can hit the jump for a few more
Nick Jonas (with Bonus Bear Grylls) pics...

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be... 

... discovering nature with Bear Grylls.

Hey remember that time that Bear Grylls dragged Jake Gyllenhaal into the wilderness and got him half-naked and it was super, super awesome? Yeah, me too. Turns out Bear had such a good time on that Hollywood beefcake adventure that he's super, super up for some more...

... cuz he'll be heading out to god-knows-where for a six-episode Summertime NBC series with folks like Channing Tatum and Zac Efron to rough it, make like men, get their hands dirty, so on, so forth. What kind of not-ready-for-Primetime sexual fetish will he inflict on these fellas? Stay tuned!

Jake Got Wild With Bear

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So I got so distracted by the day-earlier-than-expected arrival of my copy of A Dance With Dragons that I rushed home and dove into that and totally spaced on the fact that Jake's episode of Man vs. Wild was on last night! (prev. post) Thankfully the DVR should've captured it and I'll watch it tonight, but for now some kind soul went and gave us these wonders, promises of what I have in store.

Did anybody watch it? Apparently, unsurprisingly, blessedly, it involved them taking off some clothes in the freezing cold. Thank you, Bear Grylls. I owe you one.

Head after the jump for lots more pictures and video, y'all.

Oh God, He's Busted Out The Face

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A trailer's been released for Jake Gyllenhaal's possibly sexy sojourn into the icy wilds of Iceland with Bear Grylls (you can see it below, via) - and if you missed it last week I made a list of gay stuff that could happen on this trip that I found pretty damned amusing, personally - but for now let's just look at that screen-cap up top and marvel at the adorableness. GOD. Why'd ya have to go and make The Face, Jake? That's nearly the same face you made when Amy Poehler and Maya Rudolph talked about your mother on Bronx Beat or when you held that puggle.

I have no defense against that damn face! And here I was right now all angry at you for these new lady rumors, flirting with that unspeakable woman, my current arch-nemesis, which seemed designed primarily to hurt me and me alone! And now you jerk me around with The Face! It's too much! Too much dammit!

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