Which is Hotter?

I doubt I'm going to review it at this point but there was a hugely entertaining doc at Sundance called American Pachuco: The Legend of Luis Valdez about the activist turned movie-director Luis Valdez that you should keep an eye out for. I didn't know 95% of his story and it's almost Forrest-Gump-ian in the way it weaves through American Latino history... but of course, me being me, my biggest takeaway was a vivid remembering how many times I watched and rewatched his 1987 Ritchie Valens bio-pic La Bamba as a kid because of how extremely hot Lou Diamond Phillips & Esai Morales were in it. Good grief were they a formative pair! (And both of them are interviewed in the doc and they're still, almost 40 years later, hot af.) Anyway I haven't seen La Bamba is decades but as soon as this doc was over I went and grabbed Criterion's recent release and plan on revisiting it, but until then answer me an impossible riddle...

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Just Say Yes!

I was sold on a new Nadav Lapid movie right off the bat thanks to the name Nadav Lapid -- his previous films Synonyms, Ahed’s Knee, and The Kindergarten Teacher are all phenomonal. But then I watched this, the first trailer for his new movie titled Yes, and... I am even more sold. More even more. Extremely more even! This looks phenomonal and that was even before they sell it as...

A Radu Jude seal of approval? Fuck yeah. These are the world-class provocateurs of our moment, sign me the hell up.  And to have a major artist from inside Israel making something this critical of Israel's ongoing genocide of Palestinians is uhh let's say welcome. The film stars Ariel Bronz as a musician tasked with writing Israel's new national anthem post-October-7th and it looks no holds barred. Thank goodness there are still real artists out here making real political art. This gives me hope for us. Watch:

Yes is out in U.S. theaters on March 27th. Gimme!

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Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... the Heated boys' hose.

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Nobody loves a good time like former Chilling Adventures of Sabrina actor Gavin Leatherwood loves a good time on his Instagram, and over the weekend he posted two goofily gratuitous videos of himself going from goatee to spindly little mustache that shan't be lost unto the algorithms of time if I have anything to do with it! And I do because here I am once again wielding all the power of the world wide web to contain them! Hit the jump for them both...

The Age of Elordi is Upon Us

If you were around here when Saltburn came out back in 2023 y'all know I loved Saltburn very very very much -- I also really liked Promising Young Woman (Carey Mulligan forever) and so I think it's safe to say that if the inevitable world civil war falls upon us and we're forced to take sides based on whether we like Emerald Fennell or not I will be one hundred thousand percent Team Fennell. I honestly think the people who get all bent out of shape about her are hella silly at this point. People get so angry about her! It's very weird! Anyway my side for the end times isn't switching now that Fennell's "Wuthering Heights" has landed -- I liked it a lot and my review just went up now at Pajiba so you can read all about it yourself. I'm not kidding when I say Jacob Elordi is really fantastic in this. He's really found his footing as an actor. The hunk thing we got previously, but actor-wise I'm fully sold now.  

Louis Garrel Seven Times

How does Louis Garrel just keep getting hotter? Every year some new part of me turns to dog-shit while he's out here making the word "distinguished" his bitch -- I'd say it's not fair but it's perfectly fair considering he got a whole Louis-Garrel-sized head-start. Anyway I first saw the above photo an entire week ago but I knew there'd be more so I practised extreme patience and we've been rewarded with this whole shoot for Financial Times, huzzah. (In the interview he talks about his upcoming movie with Angelina Jolie and Disorder director Alice Winocour called Couture which sounds extremely promising!) Hit the jump for all of the pretty man's photos...

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Good Domhnall Day

Hello and happy Monday, readers. Coming to you mid-afternoon this day one of the week instead of the usual morning thingamajig because I had a screening this morning that I forgot I had until last night (see what it was here!) but otherwise let's just get on with it -- I've got another Sundance review up at Pajiba today -- click on over to read my thoughts on The Incomer, a sweet little dramedy starring Domhnall Gleeson that I enjoyed. As I previously mentioned there wasn't a lot that was "light" at this year's Sundance so I think this one felt like a big needed respite from all of the bad feels. Even as it dealt with suicidal ideation and feelings of isolation. You take what smiles you can find in 2026!

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Do some of what you love best.

It's All Leather & Paddles

Apologies to the one commenter who keeps getting very angry at me for saying that Pillion is out in U.S. theaters this week because it's not out EVERYWHERE -- apologies because I am going to do it again! Pillion is out today, in SOME U.S. cities, some LUCKY U.S. cities, but I've already seen the movie like four times so I'm not keeping track anymore of where and when it's expanding. I assume it will eventually move on to smaller cities and then it will be on streaming and then we can all touch ourselves in unison to it -- a true happy ending. Anyway my NYFF review of the film from last fall can be read at Pajiba -- I love the movie and I am especially happy to see that A24 just dropped the vinyl of the film's score for pre-sale on their website, buy it here. That's the slutty back cover above and we co-sign. And also...

Blessings bestowed upon @thequeerreview.com and @jameskleinmann.com and photographer Mettie Ostrowski for giving PILLION director Harry Lighton the full leather-man treatment alongside their interview; read that here: thequeerreview.com/2026/02/06/i...

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... as you can see there director Harry Lighton played Leather Man for our pal James at Queer Review today, so you should click over and check out that interview and those hot-damn buncha photos. Do we have a new hottest movie director? I think we got a contender. Anyway speaking of A24 selling physical media they announced this morning that Marty Supreme will be available on VOD this upcoming Tuesday, when you will also be able to pre-order the blu-ray or 4K disc from their website. Maybe wait til Tuesday to buy the Pillion score and the Marty disc together and save on shipping. There are two of the movies in my Top 10 of 2025! Heck they're in my Top 5. Good shit! Thanks again, A24.

Joe Alwyn Ten Times

The Oscar-nominated Hamnet is now on VOD so you can see what all the fuss was about -- what the fuss definitely was not about was Joe Alwyn, who once again finds himself cast in a thankless forgettable role on the sidelines which he does very little with. I say this as a person who finds Joe Alwyn very attractive and who's seen him live in person at Q&As and he's incredibly charming in the flesh! I think his best roles have probably been for Yorgos in The Favourite and Kinds of Kindness where he played hot creeps (I don't remember much about the Ang Lee movie where I first saw him), so perhaps he should just try going full villain? I don't know, I'm not his agent, but this is the second Oscars race in a row where he's riding the coattails of a big Oscar nominee while offering the final product very little, and I do wish better for him. He is hot. We must take care of our hot boys. Anyway on that note he's being hot on the cover of Fantastic Man this month and we've got those photos after the jump...

A Head Full of Harbour

I didn't pay a ton of attention to the whole "David Harbour is sex addict" thing that came out recently thanks to his ex Lily Allen writing an album about him being shitty because that sort of gossip always feels invasive and shitty in itself to me -- I am not their friend, I don't need to be involved in their dirty laundry. When fans get all worked up about somebody cheating on their partner, if everybody involved are adults, I just don't think it's my business. Anyway that whole mess seemed like it fell into that camp so I didn't pay attention to it, so if I missed a legitimate reason that David Harbour got canceled feel free to yell at me. All I allowed myself to take from it is a few images of David Harbour being a freak and I was happy with those. Because hot. 

Anyway none of that is why we're here -- we're here because Mr. Harbour has booked a new movie which sounds hella rad on paper. It's an adaptation of Paul Tremblay's book A Head Full of Ghosts and it will co-star scream queen Rebecca Hall and it will be directed by Veronika Franz and Severin Fial, the filmmakers behind the original Goodnight Mommy and The Lodge, both of which rock. Anybody read the book? I have not but it's about the parents of a teen girl whose descent into schizophrenia is documented by an exploitative reality show, and the aftermath fifteen years later of that. I don't know who's playing who (if Harbour and Hall are the parents or if they play people in the flash-forward portion) but that sounds like a killer on-point concept for a movie, and I generally trust Rebecca Hall's instincts when it comes to horror -- she has done very well for herself in the genre. 

On that note: anybody watching The Beauty? I am and I was sort of enjoying it at first but I find myself increasingly annoyed by the idea that there could be a hotter version of Rebecca Hall that's not Rebecca Hall. I call bullshit! Also Ashton Kutcher sucks and annoys me, and I find the entire Anthony Ramos / Jeremy Pope storyline increasingly dumb as well. I like all the hot naked guys though (hello Isaac Cole Powell rolling around naked and wet on top of Evan Peters) so obviously I'll keep watching.

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Good Morning, World

The first trailer for David "Hell or High Water" Mackenzie's film Fuze starring Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Theo James, Sam Worthington and Gugu Mbatha-Raw dropped yesterday and hilariously kicks off with these two shots of Aaron half-naked -- I love being pandered to. Watch the trailer here. I told you about this movie previously when Aaron & Theo were announced as co-stars because obviously, although there's not much in the way of interaction (i.e. explicit oral sex) between them in this trailer -- let's hope that changes for the final product. I don't see a release date yet so just twiddle your damn thumbs til then!

I should add that Theo & Aaron were very much seen hanging out on set together (see below sexy evidence) so let's hope this movie does actually understand its assignment:

MORE PROOF THIS MOVIE LOOKS REAL GOOD ALREADY pic.twitter.com/pM95y6azlF

— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) August 31, 2024

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It Ain't Channing's Fault

I would just like to go on the record here upfront that I have been championing Channing Tatum as a talented actor for actual decades now -- I remember seeing him in A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints in 2006 and thinking hey, that pretty boy can act. This is all to set off against my pan of his latest movie, the big Sundance winner Josephine, which you can read at Pajiba today -- as of right now I'm one of two negative reviews on Rotten Tomatoes and by all accounts (other) people really fucking loved this movie so I feel defensive. But I stand by what I said. Which is that this movie is tepid at best. Oh but Chan's not the problem -- he's perfectly respectable -- but since it feels weird to criticize child actors... ahem. I try to step around that as much as possible in my review. I still haven't entirely figured out how to write about what I see as actively bad child performances -- it seems best to lay the blame on those doing the directing and casting and editing when this sort of thing happens. But I'm in a very very very small minority on this one as of right now. This movie won Best U.S. Dramatic Feature AND the Audience Award at Sundance. I don't in the slightest get it but whatcha gonna do... besides post a hot picture of Chan and move it right along.

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Whistle in 250 Words

I can be (when an unpredictable mood of  generosity finds me anyway) disgustingly easy to please when it comes to horror movies -- I have sat through far too many hours of bottom-of-the-barrel bullshit to not to be entertained by a movie that is at least competantly made. And so, with that level of "high praise" in mind, went Whistle. It's a bald tire of ideas whose rubber's been ripped off by every Final Destination movie before it -- with a good dose of Talk To Me to boot too -- but as angry and irritated as the movie often made me for its extraordinary plagiarisms of far better, funner previous materials, I still rode the dumb thing to its dumb end and I didn't feel totally dirty about it.

There are a couple of fun scenes -- the horror maze is well-staged with the movie's only genuinely likeable character in peril -- and there is one explosive set-piece of gore that I watched three times in a row, jaw agape. (You will know it when it hits you in the face with its viscera.) Corin Hardy isn't a bad director -- go see The Hallow if you haven't! -- but this is unfortunately closer to his limp Conjuring spin-off The Nun than it is to that original-concept creep-fest that gave him his career. But this will probably be the favorite for some 14-year-old new to the genre and as such my old, expired ass can't get too angry at it since that's who it's made for.

Whistle is in theaters tomorrow.

Good Morning, Melling

I'd whinged previously that while I love a good slutty Alexander Skarsgård photoshoot (do I!) I didn't feel as if his extremely talented Pillion co-star Harry Melling should be left out even if he is, you know, less conventionally attractive. So seeing these photos last night made me happy!  I know they're not "slutty" per se but we'll take what we can get. Anyway it's true, the rumors are true, Pillion is out in U.S. theaters TOMORROW. Hard to believe the day's finally come after all the excruiating edging that A24 has put us through for months and months but your day has arrived, folks. Read my review of the movie from NYFF right here. Pillion was also #4 on my favorite movies of 2025 list, even if A24 made me extremely confused whether I should count it as 2025 or 2026 -- I figured by a year from now... well who fucking knows where we'll be a year from now. So tell the people that you love that you love them while you can, and do the same things with the movies! That's my Thursday morning heap of wisdom for you.