Zane Phillips One Time

You Just Got Eye Fucked, Zane Phillips

From what I can tell this video's like a year old so I imagine it's from an awards show where Fellow Travelers was nominated (that's actor Jelani Alladin on the left side of the frame) but who cares about context -- if Jonathan Bailey looked at me the way he was caught looking at Zane Phillips there I would turn into a puddle of mush on the floor and I feel the need to have that look documented here on the site, context or no. Phew! I got the vapors!

Good Morning, World

Nothing like a metallic leather codpiece to kick off a Monday morning the right way -- everybody say thanks to actor Zane Phillips for knowing what we need! This photo-shoot's for Numero Netherlands magazine (via) -- what was it I said last week when I posted that video of Gus Kenworthy porky-pigging it for charity? Oh right -- out gay celebrities just know what we need better. And that applies to everything. Whether it's porky-pigging it for charity of wearing metallic leather codpiece to kick off a Monday morning or everything in between! Now listen to this gay and hit the jump for the entire fetish-forward photoshoot...

Zane Phillips Two Times

Wow it's been quiet in here today -- apologies! And right before a holiday too -- I should get my shit together and entertain you people before disappearing for five days. Feel free to curse and jinx me as retribution -- I've got so many jinxes and curses already what's a few more? Seriously though I left the house twice on Saturday and both times -- BOTH TIMES -- a bird pooped on me. What does it mean??? Anyway talk of bird excrement aside these are some fine photos of Zane Phillips ain't they? As if this man is capable of not being fine. There are more right here. All of that said I was actually working on something to share with you fine people soon whilst I've been not here not blogging, so maybe I will have that to share soon. Stay tuned.  There will be at least a little more posting of note before tomorrow is through and we're off for the weekend, I promise. 

Good Morning, World

We've been graced with a new photoshoot of Fire Island actor and roiling beefcake factory Zane Phillips today (via) -- granted we're gifted with a new one every week; that's what a "roiling beefcake factory" does. But I like this one especially much so I'm sharing it. You can stay tuned to Zane's Instagram, linked above, if you need every single one. Meanwhile hit the jump for the rest of this one...

Good Morning, World

Good ol' Zane Phillips, always coming through for me in a pinch -- you can see more of this photoshoot right here. I'm being lazy and don't feel like reposting every single one of those photos, as there are many and I can save myself the effort just by posting a link. Voila I am on with my day. Thanks, Zane. You're a peach. 

Good Morning, World

(via) I could pretty clearly post a new photo of Fire Island actor Zane Phillips every single day at this point and never run out -- we are blessed people. At least in this respect. okay okay we're barely skirting World War 3 at the moment, but we got undiluted Zane beefcake so all is not lost! This man is giving me hope for humanity. Zane Phillips can save us if only we let him show us the way!!! Hit the jump for all of the photos...

Good Morning, World

Zane Phillips keeps going 

that extra mile, bless him...

Hunter Doohan Three More Times

Three more photos from Wednesday actor Hunter Doohan's shoot for Calvin Klein have made themselves known to us (via) and I dutifully pass them along to you! See the other eight I passed along last week right here. As can be seen in the comments of that previous post -- I didn't know Mr. Doohan was a married homosexual! What a delight. Having genuine gays to root for makes the world go round. See also:

If you’re gonna rub it in, Zane and Froy, let’s be literal pic.twitter.com/K3PfvrAZby

— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) August 1, 2023

Zane Phillips Six Times

This neon bleached photoshoot of Fire Island and Glamorous hunka beef slash actor Zane Phillips seems perfectly timed to the current Barbie moment -- he would've made a perfect Ken right? Maybe even a little too perfect -- there wouldn't have been any of the comic dissonance that Greta Gerwig seemed to be going for with her slightly-off castings of the role. He just really is a Ken doll, period! Anyway the costuming and lighting is giving me some hard flashbacks to my college days circa Y2K -- I saw this exact dude at every rave I went to in 1999. (This dude never saw me though, never knew I was alive, which is why I am the rage-fueled succubus who stands before you today.) Hit the jump for the photos...

Happy InDePlaidPants Day 2023!

This is one of our sillier traditions here at MNPP -- as if anything is done here with a straight face -- but for the past four years now, thanks to an off-hand comment from a reader, I have posted a gallery of actors wearing plaid pants a la this site's name and re-dubbed July 4th "InDePlaidPants Day." Because patriotism is stupid, but hot guys looking sharp is anything but. It's a smaller gallery than usual this year (and weirdly very black-and-white), but no less quality! Hit the jump and enjoy your sartorial independence...

Zane Phillips Four Times

I tried to watch the first episode of Glamorous, the new Netflix series that stars Kim Cattrall (Team Samantha!) and Fire Island co-star  Zane Phillips as a mother and (gay) son who run a make-up empire, but that is not a show for me. I only made it halfway through that first episode before giving up with a very large headache. No amount of Zane running half-naked on a treadmill was going to be enough for me to hang around through all of the other shrill nonsense. But we did get this new photoshoot of Zane out of it (via) so all is not lost. Hit the jump for the rest...

Good Morning, World

Alright, Zane Phillips, alright! You have broken down my laziness and gotten yourself a tag of your very own on this here website. I can no longer fight off your advances. Take me! I'm yours. Anyway I noticed on Friday when I posted that other hot photoshoot of the Fire Island actor that I hadn't yet given him one -- this morning's photo (which was probably a part of this photoshoot previously posted that I missed at the time) has pushed me over the edge. In more ways than one. So everybody welcome Zane! Seems like he's sticking around.

Zane Phillips Eleven Times

Ahhh yes this is exactly what this dull and dreary Friday in NYC needed -- Fire Island actor Zane Phillips like a great big bestached ball of beefcake sunshine (via). Literally as I typed this the clouds have parted! I won't say the angels are singing because I don't believe in angels but if I did they are if you catch my drift. Click here to see all of our previously posted ogling of Zane, who is endlessly worth an ogle. (Maybe I should re-watch Fire Island this weekend and cheer myself up?) And hit the jump for the rest of these angelic new snaps...

Good Morning, World

A very happy Monday morning to everyone from me and from Fire Island actor Zane Phillips here, who was kind enough to invite us into the bath with him (via) as an ad for some skin something or other -- I don't know, I went cross-eyed and could no longer read after watching this footage. I am dictating this to an assistant who I made sure to blindfold, lest they also see the footage -- this is some "end of the Raiders of the Lost Ark" type shit, where Zane's hotness is shooting through crowds and melting our collective eyeballs! If that sounds enticing, and it should (this is 100% worthy of being the last thing you ever see), then here's the video:

If you'd like to see our previous Zane-related posts, click here. We're amassing quite the collection, because thank goodness this man is gay and knows he should be exploited properly. My congratulations to anyone who's experienced this with him. Him being gay, I mean. You're the blessed now. Anyway I made gifs because that's as close as I'll ever come to it, so hit the jump for a couple dozen gifs (as well as several very fine still photos)...

Zane Phillips Fourteen Times

Fire Island actor Zane Phillips certainly caught our eye from the first moment he flashed that stache across that sweet Andrew Ahn romantic-comedy, and we've done a couple of posts on him since then -- how could we not, look at what we're working with here? So naturally we jumped on his new photo-shoot for Behind the Blinds magazine with about as much speed as we'd jump on Zane himself if he was ever standing in front of us. We mean that in the kindest, friendliest, least-threatening sense, of course. Not another restraining order, please! Anyway per usual BTB has gifted us with one million photos to share, and if they work it like usual we'll probably get one million more before they're through. Remind me to send roses to their offices some day, but for today hit the jump for all the photos...

  

Good Morning, World

It just doesn't seem correct that I have only done one post on actor Zane Phillips in the six-ish weeks since Andrew Ahn's wonderful film Fire Island hit Hulu -- if you follow Zane on Instagram (and I assume y'all did that then if you hadn't already) then you know he's been delivering the cintent we crave way more than that one post would let on! So today on this last day of this short week for me I will catch us up some! 

Not all. Oh no, not all. There are some photos I'm leaving in the folder because there are mornings when I will need a filler and Zane, hoo baby, he'll come to the rescue just fine. It honestly feels wasteful, sharing the batch I'm about to in one go, because any single one of these photos are enough to leave our jaws on the floor for an entire day. But we'll give ourselves a big beautiful gift today because we deserve it, dammit.

I'll also do Zane a solid and mention he got an acting job in the past week -- he's going to be in a Netflix series called Glamorous that stars Kim Cattrall as former supermodel turned CEO of a beauty brand blah blah blah stuff happens read the link. It sounds like a super queer friendly show i.e. Netflix doing some clean-up with regards to recent well-documented LGBTQ misdeeds. We'll see. Anyway, Zane! There's some more Zane to stare at after the jump...

Suddenly Conrad

Earlier today -- hell just two hours ago with those gratuitous Zane Phillips photographs -- I said that I could fill up this blog with pictures of the Fire Island movie cast for months straight. Well I sure am off and running with that idea today now, here adding co-star Conrad Ricamora to the heap -- and Fire Island is definitely the kind of movie where you'd like to see the entire cast just piled up in a sexy heap. Ricamora plays one of the film's several love interests, but most importantly he stands in for the Me's of the world -- the people who just cannot with that whole Fire Island Scene. And much to the film's benefit, as much as it does ultimately make its case for that place it never exactly argues too hard with his point-of-view either. It threads the needle anyway, mostly because Andrew Ahn is a supremely gifted filmmaker who makes complicated perspectives come off easy as pie. Anyway I am saying all of that now because I didn't have room to get into it with my review of Fire Island, which you can read right here at Pajiba. Go! Read it!

Which brings me to my next point -- it's now after Memorial Day, which means I now have Summer Fridays off from my day job! Yay me! Yay three-day weekends! Which also means I (probably) won't be posting on Friday again until September. Don't you give me that look -- my brain needs the goddamned break. There is plenty of content if you scroll down, and down, and down. Just go down, dammit! (Why am I always screaming that at people?) Have a good weekend, y'all. And watch Fire Island on Hulu! And follow Conrad Ricamora on Instagram right here:

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Zane Phillips Eight Times

The list of obscenely hot dudes in Andrew Ahn's film Fire Island -- hitting Hulu tomorrow! Review coming soon! Here is the trailer! -- is very long and very, very thick. How thick is it, you ask? It's so thick I could be posting about these dudes for weeks. And I might do just that! I already shared some recent super hot photos of the film's star and screenwriter Joel Kim Booster last week, but today I am feeling this dude -- his name's Zane Phillips, he plays a guy named "Dex" that catches Joel's character's eye (among other body parts), and you should obviously follow him on Instagram right here. Oh and you need to hit the jump for seven more photos... 

In June We Gay

On Monday I shared with you the trailer for Fire Island, director Andrew Ahn's upcoming comedy about a group of gay friends (including SNL's Bowen Yang and Margaret Cho) who storm the gay beach for some gay ol' summer adventure -- that is hitting Hulu on June 3rd, but the night before that here in NYC the film will be opening the Summer Edition of NewFest Pride, and you can buy tickets right this second for the screening and the after-party at this link. The full fest will run for four days with in-person AND virtual screenings -- I'll share the rest of the line-up when the time comes but for right now hit the jump for today's big press release...