Monday, December 19, 2022

Good Morning, World

A very happy Monday morning to everyone from me and from Fire Island actor Zane Phillips here, who was kind enough to invite us into the bath with him (via) as an ad for some skin something or other -- I don't know, I went cross-eyed and could no longer read after watching this footage. I am dictating this to an assistant who I made sure to blindfold, lest they also see the footage -- this is some "end of the Raiders of the Lost Ark" type shit, where Zane's hotness is shooting through crowds and melting our collective eyeballs! If that sounds enticing, and it should (this is 100% worthy of being the last thing you ever see), then here's the video:

If you'd like to see our previous Zane-related posts, click here. We're amassing quite the collection, because thank goodness this man is gay and knows he should be exploited properly. My congratulations to anyone who's experienced this with him. Him being gay, I mean. You're the blessed now. Anyway I made gifs because that's as close as I'll ever come to it, so hit the jump for a couple dozen gifs (as well as several very fine still photos)...


Anonymous said...

That was a surprisingly sexy ad. (The marketing team at Calvin Klein should take notes.)

Anonymous said...

The one of just his hands with the sponge is everything.