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Look who popped his head outta his hidey-hole (aww that was Froy's nickname) the other day on Insta -- Richard Madden, the Games of Thrones and Eternals actor who seems to've decided on a generally low profile ever since those things, for reasons unknown. That makes him sound like a groundhog -- hey if Richard Madden making an appearance predicts six more weeks of something, what would that something be? Give me some answers in the comments...

Good Morning, World

I think that we can all agree that this shot of Richard "Dick" Madden strolling out of the surf is the only couple of seconds in the trailer for Killer Heat that looks of interest -- I can't with Joseph Gordon-Levitt or Shaileene Woodley (especially Shaileene) anymore, but I will probably watch this thing because the draw o' Dick is just that strong. 

That title -- Killer Heat -- makes me laugh every time I read it; there's something so Skinemax 90s erotica about it. If it had been that kind of movie with Richard as the star I would be ten ways to Sunday thrilled -- we need more neo-trash. But alas, this looks like some generic vacation noir nonsense, just with a wildly unappealing femme fatale in Shaileene. Good job, everybody. Still, there's always Dick to consider...

Here is the first photo of Richard Madden in a movie called KILLER HEAT, in which he will be playing the titular role pic.twitter.com/sJfE5xG9fO

— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) August 28, 2024

Richard Madden Comes Out (Of The Gym)

We don't see Richard "Dick" Madden nearly enough these days but I feel like when we do, he maximizes the effort. (I am thinking especially of all of his beach-bound excursions with Froy boy.) Or maybe it's just that he looks like Richard Madden and so every time I see him I am just stopped dead i my tracks all over again. But it's probably that PLUS the slutty tank top. That's my version of math. Now hit the jump for as of this writing one more bonus photo (but I feel like we might see more from this, so stay tuned for updates)...

Good Morning, World

Do like Dick and pamper yourself today --

 you deserve it, dammit.

Dick Says What

Okay okay okay I got caught up in off-line stuff this afternoon, so I didn't write much! Sue me. Now the day's over and I don't have it in me. It's been a long week, kids. Enjoy this photo of Richard Madden from 2018 though! Hey it's something. Bye!

Pics of the (Yester) Day

I've got so much other stuff I need to be doing this week that I wasn't sure if I was going to have time to post these photos of Richard Madden lounging around poolside in Italy looking peak-hot (via) even though, hello, look at him. (The furriness, Richard!) Part of the problem was they showed up about an hour after these shots of Andrew Garfield also looking stunning while sunning...

... and I knew with utmost defeat that I didn't have enough  time to gather up both batches of photos and edit them down in my typically neurotic way. I contemplated doing a "Which is Hotter?" poll even but that seemed like Dick'd win in a blow-out -- no offense to Andy! But Richard Madden is Richard Madden. Anyway what made me finally decide I had to do the Richard Madden post?

It was seeing the photos that Just Jared didn't share -- the ones where Richard's rumored "good friend" and fellow actor Froy Gutierrez can be seen hiding on their hotel balcony. We do all understand how these stunts work right? The photos of Madden at the pool with a lady friend were approved -- the ones with Froy squirreled away probably weren't? Although who knows now -- maybe they realize teasing us like this is also beneficial. Whatever the case I'm eating the bait and here are the photos after the jump...

Today's Fanboy Delusion

 Today I'd rather be...

... making my escape with Dick & Froy.

There's all sorts of stuff of note that happened in the ten days I took off for the holidays that I'll probably forget to do a post about, but these photos of Richard Madden and his best buddy Froy Gutierrez and their respective families vacationing in Mexico were never going to fall among the forgotten. Even before the photos of His Royal Froy-ness showed up on the scene this...

... is Peak Richard, looking the best he's ever looked. We were on it! (I did tweet about them when they dropped for whatever little that's worth.) Hit the jump for the whole collection...

Good Morning, World

Well this took ages! I am so old now! Decrepit, desiccated. Thanks, Dick. So I shared the first two photos of Richard Madden in Wonderland magazine back on July 20th and told us then to be patient, that no doubt more were coming -- well they have come (via), and so will you, but at what cost? Weeks of my life flushed down the toilet! I've accomplished literally nothing since July 20th, literally nothing, and they couldn't even get him...

... to open that goddamned jacket even one time. Multiple jackets, even! So demure, Richard Madden. I guess he wants to be taken seriously as a thesp so it's only a hint of chest fur for the time being, until he can star in the next Guadagnino or whatever. Well I'll take it. I'll waste half my life for this. That's fine. It's a fair trade. More than fair, probably! Hit the jump for the rest...

Jack's Our Lover Man

Pretty exciting news this morning with word that Jack O'Connell (fresh off a terrific turn in Andrew Haigh's miniseries The North Water, which I very much recommend seeking out) will be starring opposite The Crown's Emma Corrin in a brand new adaptation of D.H. Lawrence's legendarily slutty classic Lady Chatterly's Lover for Netflix -- not just that but the adaptation is being directed by Laure de Clermont-Tonnerre, who made the absolutely stellar film The Mustang with Matthias Schoenaerts in 2016. (Excuse me for a moment while I imagine a version of Chatterly starring Matthias in that role. Phew. Okay. No wait. Phew! Okay. We can move on.) "That role" is of course that of the gamekeeper Oliver that the fancy titular lady of the estate goes on a boink-fest bender with -- think of it as a straight pornier version of Maurice, if you must! For all of its heterosexuality the reason this particular role speaks to gay men so vociferously is the 1981 film version, which... 

... gave generations of us fap material with Nicholas Clay's outdoor bathing scene, which left not a single nook or cranny of the glory that was Nicholas Clay to the imagination. If you can believe it I've never posted that scene here on the site -- it just seems so intimidating! I could never do it justice. I have posted Clay's speedo scene in Evil Under the Sun which is nothing to sneeze at; I've also screamed into the abyss with some paltry gifs of Richard Madden in the 2015 version of Chatterly, which entirely wasted all of its possibilities. Let's hope they learned their lesson from that disaster -- this is high-end smut and should be treated as such! I think we're in good hands with Clermont-Tonnerre at least (look how she filmed Matthias!) and after seeing Jack on stage in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, where he went the same route as Clay and left not a single nook or cranny to our imagination, him too!

Richard Madden Two Times

One can't imagine a world where this month's Wonderland Magazine cover-boy and superhero about-to-be Richard Madden doesn't get more than two photographs inside the magazine, but we're impatient and these two are here for now so have at 'em. And usually how this works is I impatiently post what we've got and then five seconds later they'll drop the entire shoot, so you're welcome in advance.

Good Morning, World

Videos of people getting plaster masks applied are a quick hop to Panic Attack for me -- that scene in Sofia Coppola's Somewhere remains one of the scariest scenes I've ever suffered through -- but I'll make a damn exception for Richard Madden somehow making this terrifying process sexy on his Insta today. I'm assuming this is for the miniseries Citadel, which I shared some pipin' hot fireman photos from on Twitter recently, but who knows, it could be an old video for his Marvel movie Eternals too. Not sure why he'd need a full face mask for either, though...

Richard Madden One Time

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A Song of 4K Fire

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I, like a lot of you, was pretty disappointed with the final season of A Game of Thrones. So much that I haven't really even been able to think about the show since it ended -- it's hurt too much. Too painful! But today's news that the entire series is being collected onto an ultra-suave 4K blu-ray set just in time for the holidays -- it's hitting shelves on November 3rd -- has, well, got me thinking about Game of Thrones again. I loved the show for most of the time! Almost all of it! It doesn't seem right to write it off entirely, not when there was so much to love over the years...

... you wouldn't know it by the pictures I'm providing but I even mean stuff besides Kit Harington taking his clothes off. There was Richard Madden taking his clothes off, Pedro Pascal taking his clothes off, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau taking his clothes off, Alfie Allen taking his clothes off, Jacob Anderson taking his clothes off, Michiel Huisman taking his clothes off... 

... and now we can have all of these scenes in 4K? Sign me 

the hell up! Hit the jump for the full press release...

If You Could Say One Thing...

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... to Richard Madden's penis

what would you say?

Besides "Happy birthday, Dick!" of course.
We got that covered.

Happy birthday, Dick!
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Richard Madden Two Times

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I am absolutely sure you have all seen this story by now but

I feel as if I need you all to talk me through it in the comments.

Any excuse to continue thinking about it for awhile.

Pantys 19: The Gratuities

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Well it wouldn't be MNPP without some ogling of the menfolk, now would it? We've already taken stock of our favorite male and our favorite female performers of the year, but what about their butts? Butts, bits, in betweens. What's the movies without sex? Even David Cronenberg knows that. That said some years I've gone way overboard with listing the year's Gratuities -- I mean look how I went all out in 2010 and in 2011 -- but this year I'm keeping it, like the rest of this year's Pantys, somewhat under control. My 13 faves (I couldn't narrow it down to 10, I just couldn't) and then 10 runners-up. It's still a lot of naked guys, y'all. And let's get on 'em!

My 13 Favorite Gratuities of 2019

Aaron Taylor-Johnson, A Million Little Pieces

-- see more here --

Juan Barberini and Ramon Pujol,

End of the Century

Tom Mercier, Synonyms

Robert Pattinson, The Lighthouse

Jack Reynor, Midsommar

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There is life before seeing this picture of Chris Evans & Alessandro Nivola & Michiel Huisman on the set of Red Sea Diving Resort, and there is life after, and I never want to go back to that horrible Before place ever ever again (pic via https://t.co/QbwjXcQNW2) pic.twitter.com/TpFxcQhv8w

— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) September 30, 2019

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Chris Evans, Michiel Huisman and 

Alessandro Nivola, Red Sea Diving Resort

-- see more here -- 

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Felix Maritaud, Sauvage / Wild

Naoki Kobayashi, Earthquake Bird

-- see more here --

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Andrew Garfield, Under the Silver Lake

-- see more here --

Jake Gyllenhaal, Velvet Buzzsaw

-- more here and here --

César Vicente, Pain and Glory

Kelvin Harrison Jr, Waves

Florian David Fitz and Matthias Schweighöfer, 

100 Things -- see lots more here --

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10 Runners-up

Taron Egerton & Richard Madden, Rocketman

Christopher Abbott, Piercing 

Matthias Schoenaerts, The Mustang

CM Punk, Girl on the Third Floor

Zac Efron, Extremely Wicked...
Shia LaBeouf, Peanut Butter Falcon

Carloto Cotta, Diamantino

Juan Pablo Olyslager, Temblores

Matthew McConaughey, Serenity

Vincent Lacoste and Pierre Deladonchamps, Sorry Angel

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What were some of your faves in 2019?

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