Friday, December 06, 2019

Aaron's Johnson

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I've been telling you for over a year, since A Million Little Pieces first screened in Toronto in September of 2018, that Aaron Taylor Johnson apparently flashes his Fassbender in the film. And I've been bringing it up A Million Little Times since -- just a couple of weeks ago I shared the red-band trailer that was nothing but a wink-wink towards this fact. And yet this morning, only seven hours after the film dropped online at Midnight, I wake up unsuspecting and see somebody yelling at me on the internet for me not having done my requisite duty in alerting everyone to what's happened. What's a guy gotta do???

But you know what? I'm not gonna hold it against anybody. (I mean I might hold something against myself if Aaron wants to come my way, but I'm getting ahead of myself.) We're all a little shell-shocked this morning. (Everything is sounding like a dick pun to me right now. Shellshocked? Turtles...) Because this isn't just "some nudity." This is above and beyond the call of duty. This is, "Michael Fassbender who?" This is, "I just became a man all over again" class stuff. I feel hair sprouting up in places I never had it before! I'm talking too much. Let's let Aaron and his not so little NSFW friend do the talking after the jump...




















17 comments:

Ryan T. said...

Okay, I'm not a fan of his acting AT ALL. But, um, wow HELLO THERE.

Anonymous said...

After seeing him in his undies in Kick-Ass I suspected he had a happy handful...but good lord! That boy is putting Fassbender to shame. No wonder why Sam scooped him up as soon as he was legal. Lock that dick down, girl!

Adam said...

I hate to be that guy, but that’s so clearly a prosthetic.

Adrian Mendoza said...

Looks good.

Anonymous said...

Not to put too fine a point on it, but it would be hard to watch this film. The characters seem soft.

tony libido said...

Looks to me like it's all him, but i think he worked Willy over with an extra-strength vacuum pump for a couple of hours before filming.

Anonymous said...

Wow. He finally did it! Anyone keeping track knew he was well off but, wow...

Drew said...

Is there any confirmation it’s real? I can’t shake the feeling that it looks a little fake with the tell tale rubbery-ness. Hope I’m wrong! Are there any interviews with cast or crew that might shed light?

Dan said...

Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you

NATHANIEL R said...

that cannot be real.

Mark said...

You're doing the Lord's work.

Unknown said...

It is 100% real. He's confirmed it in interviews, discussing how he shot the opening scene on the first day of filming and it was sobering/icebreaking. Plus, it doesn't look rubbery at all. Prosthetics look like hard rubber nonsense. That was fluffed/pumped, showing-off. He's not the first to get a little happy for the camera to look better. Enjoy the cock, y'all!

Anonymous said...

Jane Austen here... this is beyond everything.

Anonymous said...

Fassbender who is right? Now THAT'S what a big dick looks like. Jesus, it's porn star big...like BelAmi big. Chris Pine out here teasing his peanut-sized nude scene when there's actors walking around with THAT hanging between there legs. And ANON up top said he suspected he had a big dick from the underwear scene in Kick-Ass, I just thought it was a sock or something...what really made me think he had a big dick was him in the actual green KA scuba suit in which you could see the size and shape of his dick and there's no way they could've faked that...and clearly didn't.

Now I hate that old wife-mother of him even more. But I don't blame the bitch, she serviced him as she probably did all young male actors working under her at the time and when she saw this whopper she just HAD to put a ring on his. Lol, wish I could put my 'ring' on it too ;)

Anonymous said...

Went to a camp type thing with Aaron when we were younger . it’s all real and shoots about 5 feet

Scot said...

Does anybody know exactly what's going on in this scene?

Mattia Nuzzo said...

Oh. My. God.