Showing posts with label Bette Midler. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bette Midler. Show all posts

Monday, December 01, 2025

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

 ... you can learn from:

Outrageous Fortune (1987)

Sandy: Look Frank. We're not just jerking you around. Some guys are after us because one of them stole a virus that's gonna kill and destroy all the plants and all the trees all around. We stole it back so now they're gonna kill us. You get it? 
Frank: Jesus. The sixties sure 
were good to you, weren't they? 
Lauren: Frank, that's right. Think back to 
the sixties. People did things for each other. 
Frank: They were wasted.

Dear lord I completely forgot that this was the plot of Outrageous Fortune until I read this quote on the film's IMDb page today -- the 1980s man! Movies were wild. Macguffins was wilder. I guess that means this childhood classic is due for a re-watch, especially since we're here wishing its star Bette Midler a very happy 80th birthday today! Since she doesn't tend to make movies I watch anymore I don't talk about the Divine Miss M on here very often but I have in the past, check our archives -- she was Little Jason's favorite movie star. I can't tell you how many times I've watched this, Beaches, Stella, and my absolute favorite Big Business. They're movies that I will have memorized by heart until the day I die... well okay maybe not the bit about the lethal virus in Outrageous Fortune. In my defense that shit's so far outta left field. But now that I've been reminded of COURSE that's why Shelley Long's ballet training is so important, so she can do her fancy jump across the desert mesas to save the world! Duh. Also...

... how funny is it that George Carlin is in this movie? I wonder if he and Bette got along. I know she didn't get along with too many of her co-stars (she and Shelley most certainly did not) and that pairing seems like it would've gone spectacularly wrong or spectacularly right. No in between. In summation -- somebody needs to start upgrading these Bette classics to 4K. Most of them are still DVD only! Get me the President of Touchstone Pictures on the landline immediately!

Thursday, July 31, 2025

Pic of the Day


Just a little something to cheer us up.
To make us gay(er)! The Bette shirt, I mean.

Monday, October 24, 2022

A Jolt From My Electrodes


A couple of weeks ago I directed y'all to a list I made at Mashable of "The 11 Scariest Movies on Streaming" that I made -- well this weekend I made a list of its exact opposite, and if you click on over to Mashable I have written up a list of "10 Not Scary Horror Movies" that are streaming. These are for those of you (cough wusses cough) who want to partake in the ghoulish time of year but don't like being actively terrified by your movie experiences. They're more "Monster Mash" vibes than they are Thriller" basically. They're all fun movies, along with one of my all-time faves...



Thursday, September 01, 2022

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:


Sadie: Do you want one of the board members to see you?
They'll say you're a sniffling hysterical pre-periodic twit!
Rose: I have a right to my own feelings Sadie and I am not
a twit. I may be pre-periodic and I may be hysterical. So what?
Sadie: So there are drugs for those things
and we make most of them!

A very happy 83 to Lily Tomlin today!

Tuesday, November 23, 2021

Today's Mood


Thanks to Miguel Ángel for really capturing what I'm all about on this here Tuesday right on the lip of a near-full-week-off -- just putting the blinders on and doing what I gotta to make it to tomorrow, man. I had one of my patented insomniac nights last night where I only got a couple hours of sleep at most and am entirely running on fumes right now -- thankfully today is not asking a ton from me, because as explained yesterday I've got two screenings and am taking off for those early. Not that "watching movies" isn't my (unpaid) vocation and I don't have to, you know, "stay awake" and "pay attention" during them. But at least I can do all of that without having to "look at real human beings" or "speak" et cetera. Anyway I head off for those in a little over an hour and unless something wildly worth the effort makes itself known between now and then this post might be it until next Monday, so I wish you all a fine holiday if you celebrate the holiday, and a nice week if you do not. Either way: Eat some shit! Be merry! And Here's a small ridiculous useless factoid about me to help get you on your way:

Tuesday, September 01, 2020

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

 ... you can learn from:

Big Business (1988)

Sadie: That's what the French call a bee-day.
Rose: Well those French must be taller than me.

Two tons of happy birthday fun going out to the wonder of Lily Tomlin today as she turns 81 years young! There's really no competition for me when it comes to Lily Tomlin movies as Big Business was one of my favorite movies when I was a kid and I have seen it so many times I can recite it from memory at this point, but I ask y'all -- What's your favorite Lily Tomlin? Do you prefer Serious Lily like in Nashville? Or perhaps her Romantic Stylings are more to your favor...

Monday, April 20, 2020

Great Moments in Movie Shelves #193

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I don't know about you but I have been watching a ton, a literal ton, of movies while home quarantined during this pandemic. I did a big post listing some of the new stuff I'd watched last week, but even more than new stuff I've been taking advantage of this time to re-watch old movies. That's been one of the main victims of life's pre-pandemic busy-ness -- seems like I always had a new screener to see, and so space for older stuff kept growing smaller and smaller. 

Anyway one of the many many films I have used this newfound time to reexamine was Tween-Me's favorite tearjerker, 1988's Beaches, starring Bette Midler and Barbara Hershey as lifelong friends from the opposite sides of the tracks who weather all kinds of storms -- long distances, musicals about boobs, and men, so many men -- until a storm called Viral Cardiomyopathy becomes the one storm that they just can't bridge.

I always used to think that (spoiler alert I suppose, although this movie's over 30 years old now) Hershey's character of Hillary Whitney -- and a sidenote: I always LOL that that the rich girl in Beaches is named Hillary Whitney; it's like the rich girl name in a Depression-era comedy. It's even funnier to me than Margaret Cho's great joke about Bette's "C.C. Bloom" being the name of a gay bar in Scotland...
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Anyway I always used to think that in the grand old-timey tradition Hillary Whitney died of Vague Movie Disease; you know the sort where they suddenly cough blood into a napkin and are dead two scenes later, staring blankly up from their lover's distraught arms. But Beaches does actually name the illness that Miss Hillary Whitney dies of, and funny enough that's exactly the sort of thing a 42-year-old person living inside of a pandemic ends up hearing and noticing, unlike an innocent 12-year-old with his whole pandemic-free (or so he thought!) life ahead of him.

Anyway "Viral Cardiomyopathy" is a real thing -- a degenerative heart disease that, sidenote, is just the sort of thing that COVID would take full advantage of. (God I am being such a Debbie Downer right now.) And once Hillary Whitney finds out she has it three things happen: one, she goes to the library to research her own disease, sitting alone among the dimly lit stacks and realizing that she's not much longer for this world. Two -- Bette starts to sing her gloriously sad cover of "I Think It's Going To Rain Today." And finally, three -- Jason here starts to sob and sob and sob uncontrollably for the remainder of the film, and usually for about another half an hour after that. That much, turns out, remains true whether I'm 12 or 42. Here's the whole sequence:

Tuesday, February 04, 2020

A Beautiful Smile To Hide The Pain

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No offense to Barbara Hershey, who this post is actually about, but when given the choice between posting a Patrick Wilson photo that I have never seen before and not posting that photo I'm gonna have to go with the first pick. Post away, consequences be damned! I'm living on the edge, everybody. So yeah I'm really just directing you over to The Film Experience for my piece on Patrick's Insidious co-star Barbara Hershey -- she's celebrating her birthday tomorrow and I think she deserves some credit for one of the last decade's greatest scares. I also just love the movie Beaches, which no doubt has informed my appreciation of all things Barbara Hershey. She is, dare I say....


Thursday, August 08, 2019

Nice To Meet You, David Corenswet

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That there is one of the first pictures released from Ryan Murphy's forthcoming series for Netflix called The Politician, which stars Tony winner Platt as a preppy high schooler with his eyes on no less than the Presidency of the United States. You know, eventually. The show's about him being all aggressively Tracy Flick future-minded. Anyway naturally the picture that grabbed the most of my attention is the one that has Platt sitting alongside a dimple-cheeked dreamboat named River who's played by David Corenswet, a relative newcomer credit-wise but who's already got us on notice. 

And of course since this is a Ryan Murphy production the show also co-stars Jessica Lange, Bette Midler, Judith Light, Dylan McDermott, and Gwyneth Paltrow among others, so there's gonna be a lot going on everywhere, I'm sure. Personally I'm hoping for a crazy satirical Popular vibe, which remains the second best thing Ryan Murphy's ever come near (after the Versace series, which is a stone cold masterpiece). The Politician premieres on September 27th on Netflix. In summation you should probably immediately follow David Corenswet on Instagram...

Tuesday, February 12, 2019

How Much Is That Miley In The Window

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I had to miss a screening of Isn't It Romantic (watch the trailer here) last night because my boyfriend's got a bad cold and I had to take care of him -- so the answer to the question is yes, yes I am romantic -- but that's okay because apparently Liam Hemsworth himself was also sick and missed the premiere last night. You guys... has Liam Hemsworth been my boyfriend all this time and I just... never noticed? Even more existentially troubling -- does that mean I have been Miley Cyrus all this time and never noticed? Now I'm afraid to look in a mirror - what if Miley is looking back at me? Z'omigod.

Anyway under the umbrella of "less disturbing things I could be talking about" we have the trailer for another Rebel Wilson movie, this one with Anne Hathaway, getting dropped today -- click on over to The Film Experience where I posted the thing. Now I am going to walk slowly towards the nearest mirror and see if anything makes any sense any more...


Monday, February 12, 2018

A Tale of Two Legends

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I say this as an enormous life-long fan of both of these women, but I think we should all probably light a prayer candle tonight for Andy Fickman, the director of the just-announced film adaptation of Charles Busch's stage comedy The Tale Of The Allergist’s Wife, which will star noted divas Sharon Stone and Bette fucking Midler. I mean... I don't want to wade into sexist stereotypes about "difficult women" or anything but... well... these two! I think they have earned their reputations. That's a lot of actress in one location. That said put on your riot gear, Fickman, and get this made, because I cannot wait to see this movie - I need these two on the big screen again! Here's what The Tale Of The Allergist’s Wife is about:

"Midler... will play Marjorie Taub in Allergist’s Wife. She’s an upper middle class, Upper West Sider in the midst of a volcanic later-life crisis. Her loving husband, acclaimed allergist to the homeless, Dr Ira Taub, tries in vain to help. But everything changes with the arrival of Marjorie’s fascinating and mysterious childhood friend, Lee (Stone). Lee has led the glamorous, globe-trotting life that Marjorie dreamed of. As Lee becomes the Taubs’ permanent houseguest, Marjorie’s depression magically lifts. But Lee has a secret agenda that leads to a wild and unexpected turn."
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Friday, October 20, 2017

Larger Than Bartsch

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The 2007 edition of NewFest, New York's premiere LGBT film festival, opened up last night with the premiere of the documentary Susanne Bartsch: On Top, about the legendary party artist and club queen -- if you want to know just how un-hip I am (as if you don't know that already, in spades) just hear this: until I started watching the doc I had no idea who Bartsch was. Now here after watching the doc I feel ashamed of that fact - not for reasons of hipness, but for reasons of cultural legacy and gay history. Okay I suppose hipness too, but not entirely. 

The heyday of the whole "club kid" scene slightly pre-dates my time in NYC - I didn't move here until the year 2000. I remember seeing them on shows like Donahue in my teen years and gawking in dumbstruck awe, but once I moved here (which was in a post Michael Alig Murder World) that whole scene had gone back underground. 

Susanne Bartsch was, and is, still going though, and the doc makes a terrific case for her icon status - she's beautifully strange and tough as nails; she's like a limb of the New York City body now. Integral. We'd bleed out without her. It's not just the party scene - the doc shows how she channeled her anger and agony from the AIDS Crisis, watching her friends drop dead all around her, into real activism, throwing the first major benefit for AIDS research in 1989 and getting all the big names on board.

The film takes great delight in capturing this over-the-top woman in the most normal of situations - making a chicken in a pot! Literally cleaning out her gutters! - and the frisson works, even though it's an obvious choice, just because of what a big personality she is. It's also gorgeously lensed by Michael Beach Nichols, whose name I made a note of catching - he shoots the city and its night-life in rich blacks bursting with spontaneous neon. Keep an eye out for this if this sounds up your alley at all; here's the trailer:
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NewFest continues over the weekend -- check out their whole line-up here. And see our previous posts on the highlights of this year's fest right here. I'll be reviewing a couple more of these titles as it goes, so stay tuned. Tonight's big film is Trudie Styler's film Freak Show with Bette Midler tonight - see our post on that right here. And tomorrow night they're showing God's Own Country...

... which we've been clamoring for months for, and whose stars Josh O'Connor and Alec Secareanu were just photographed really lovingly for Out magazine. GOC actually opens up in theaters next week here in NYC. Hello there, Alec!


Thursday, September 28, 2017

Hello Bette

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I have been hoping that her smash Broadway success with Hello Dolly would lead to Bette Midler being back on movie-screens quick-like (since that's the cheaper alternative my cheap ass needed) and here we are! Freak Show is based on the book by club kid James St James (who also wrote the book that Party Monster was based on) and tells the story of a teenager (played by Alex Lawther, who also played "Young Alan Turing" in The Imitation Game!) shipped away from his fabulous mother (played by fabulous Bette) to his decidedly less fabulous father's home in the South. Here's a clip:
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The film (which was directed by Trudie Styler!) doesn't have a release date yet but it's playing at NewFest here in NYC next month (I already told you a little about the Fest's offerings this year here and here but expect these posts to keep coming as the fest draws near) -- and speaking of NewFest they released their own trailer this week. Watch:
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Tuesday, September 12, 2017

6 Off My Head: Siri Says 1979

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After a bit of a break we're trying to get ourselves back on schedule... which will probably be blown to shreds in about a week when press screenings for the New York Film Fest begin. But for now let us pretend! And so we asked our phone to choose us a number between 1 and 100, as we do, and our phone today gave us the number 79. Which means we're listing our favorite Movies of 1979. I was two at the time and I don't believe my parents were taking me to the movie theater yet (and if they were they were assholes) but I've somehow managed in the time since to see a bunch of 1979 movies all the same. It's a fine year! So fine I refused to narrow this list down from six to the usual five, actually. So let's take a look...

My 6 Favorite Movies of 1979

(dir. Ridley Scott)
-- released on June 22nd 1979 -- 

(dir. James Frawley)
-- released on June 22nd 1979 --  

(dir. Bob Fosse)
-- released on December 20th 1979 --  

(dir. Hal Ashby)
-- released on December 20th 1979 --  

(dir. David Cronenberg)
-- released on May 25th 1979 -- 

Manhattan
(dir. Woody Allen)
-- released on April 25th 1979 --

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Runners-up: Apocalypse Now (dir. Coppola), Kramer vs Kramer (dir. Robert Benton), The Warriors (dir. Walter Hill), Nosferatu (dir. Herzog), The Jerk (dir. Carl Reiner), The Amityville Horror (dir. Stuart Rosenberg), Mad Max (dir. George Miller), Phantasm (dir. Don Coscarelli)...

... When a Stranger Calls (dir. Fred Walton), My Brilliant Career (dir. Armstrong), The Marriage of Maria Braun (dir. Fassbinder), The Tourist Trap (dir. Schmoeller), The China Syndrome (dir. Bridges), Woyzeck (dir. Herzog), Zombi 2 (dir. Fulci)

Never seen: Breaking Away (dir. Peter Yates), Moonraker (dir. Lewis Gilbert), 1941 (dir. Spielberg), Norma Rae (dir. Martin Ritt), Stalker (dir. Tarkovsky), The Rose (dir. Mark Rydell), The Tin Drum (dir. Volker Schlondorff), Rock n' Roll High School (dir. Allan Arkush), Love at First Bite (dir. Stan Dragoti), Tess (dir. Polanski)

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What are you favorite movies of 1979?
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Wednesday, August 16, 2017

I Am Link

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--- Sasha's Fierce - I was just thinking about American Honey actress Sasha Lane earlier today (for a post you're all going to enjoy tomorrow morning, wink wink) and wondering when the heck she was going to show up in something since she was tremendous in that movie, and he we are! I have conjured greatness from the ether with my thoughts once again. Sasha is in the process of signing on to the Hellboy reboot! The one that we're excited about despite its immediate Del Toro history because of director Neil Marshall and an amazing cast that already includes David Harbour, Ian McShane, and Milla Jovovich.
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--- Vroom Vroom - This almost became a "Quote of the Day" post but then Edgar Wright kept talking and talking and the good quotes kept coming and I realized I'd have to quote the entire thing for that so instead here I will just send you over to Vulture where the Baby Driver director got asked about the movie crossing the 100 million dollar mark this week, his biggest hit ever by a whole lot, and he used the occasion to smartly celebrate original screenplays. Lord knows I wasn't a fan of Baby Driver - an anomaly among Wright's work for sure - but I'm happy for its success all the same for all the reasons he elucidates here.
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--- Scarlet Spider - Tom Holland needs to dust off his "That's a spicy meat-ahh-ball"'s because he's about to play the real-life Italian teenager Pino Lella (you have no idea how hard I am wishing his last name was "Grigio") who was forced into the German Army during WWII and used his time there saving Jews by ferrying them through the Alps. Kind of Schindler's Mountain, then. It's called Beneath a Scarlet Sky and it's based on the book by Mark Sullivan - anybody read it?
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--- Peak Peaks - I could spend all day sharing links about Twin Peaks with you because some of the best writing on the internet is happening right now thanks to David Lynch's triumphant cacophony of sound and image aka That TV Show, and because I am currently reading two books about the world (this one and this one, and I can't believe I never knew that second book has existed for 25 years until this week).

But here's just a pair -- I wish they'd formatted this better (the embedded tweets are pretty sloppy) but Birth Movies Death did an amazing round-up of the overlap between images we have seen on the new batch of episodes with images from Lynch's artwork. He's been playing with some of these his entire career. 

And second I loved this piece at the Ringer praising Kyle MacLachlan's brilliantly fractured performance as Dougie Jones and Evil Coop, and what it all means, and I just have to share the article's conclusion (slightly spoilery obviously) because this is super on-point about the entire show's purpose, i think:

"With every tic and affectation — every burst of violence from Evil Coop, every slurred pronouncement from Dougie Jones — MacLachlan further delineates the differences between the first Twin Peaks and the follow-up. At first, the tensions in this season simply seemed like a result of Lynch and Frost making the story they wanted to make, regardless of nostalgia. But heading into The Return’s final stretch, frustrated nostalgia almost seems to be the point. It’s even written into the text: The typically catatonic Dougie comes alive whenever he makes contact with iconic motifs from the original show, like coffee or cherry pie. These aren’t meta references for meta’s sake. Instead, they’re part of The Return’s larger meditation on how much or how little people, places, and things can shift over, well, almost 30 years. We see it in the diminished state of Catherine Coulson, who was dying of cancer when she filmed her last scenes as the Log Lady; we see it in Amanda Seyfried’s Becky Burnett (née Briggs) following in her mother Shelly’s footsteps by getting trapped in an abusive relationship. Most of all, though, we see it in everything MacLachlan is doing, and how well he’s doing it."
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--- Never Halt - The second best show on TV isn't quite on TV yet but it will be in a few days - Halt and Catch Fire returns for its fourth and final (sigh) season on Saturday night (smartly side-stepping the clotted Sunday night landscape) and Vulture chatted a very fine chat indeed with its breakout bleached wunderkind Mackenzie Davis, mi amor. A big chunk of the conversation is about how her character in Ridley Scott's The Martian was Korean in the book, and she has some really interesting stuff to say about the position she found herself in with that whitewashing controversy. God I love her. I can't wait to see her in Blade Runner - she (and Villenueve) are the things I'm most excited about there by leaps and bounds.

--- Gang Bang - It's the 50th anniversary of Arthur Penn's film (although just calling it a "film" seems too small a word in this instance) Bonnie & Clyde (perhaps you have heard of it) and over at The Film Experience Eric wrote up a very fine little ode to the movie and its long, deep legacy, and oh yeah its incredible white-hot movie-star pairing with Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway. I mean they're so hot they burned the Oscars fifty years later!
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--- Gone West - Despite all the beefcakey trailers I still haven't gotten out to see Ingrid Goes West yet (it's been a busy dang week) but there are a good pair of interviews with its cast going around - our pal Jose got to chat with Aubrey Plaza about it over at The Film Stage and the talk turned to how fucking great Bette Midler is, of all things, but why not? Aubrey says she's dying to put together a movie where they play mother and daughter and what a coincidence I am dying to see that movie. Make it happen! And second over at BuzzFeed our pal Jarett got to talk to Ingrid co-star and resident slab of hunk Billy Magnussen and Billy calls himself "a piece of ass" and my life will never be the same. I don't know how Jarett didn't just fall out of his seat. Stronger than me!
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--- Chinny Chin Chin - Bruce Campbell's second memoir came out yesterday - it's called Hail to the Chin and it shares his exploits of the past fifteen years ever since he wrote and released his first memoir, the eminently enjoyable If Chins Could Kill. I think he's a little rough on his chin. It's not that crazy a chin, Bruce. Anyway he chatted with BD about the book and says he's got a third one already in the works but we shouldn't plan on seeing that for another fifteen years. No word on what the "Chin" title will be. He also talks about Ash vs Evil Dead's upcoming third season there, I guess but I skipped that part because I didn't want spoilers. Oh and there are also a couple promo videos (for the book) starring the man right here. (thanks Mac)
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--- Twilight of the God - As if I needed more reason to fall harder head over dick for Robert Pattinson after his great streak of acting roles culminated in this month's tour de force in Good Time (here is my review) he went and talked to the LA Times (thanks Mac) about his stiff case of cinephilia, and he said he's currently been binging the movies of Ken Russell, including The Devils. I want to watch The Devils with Robert Pattinson! He calls Oliver Reed's performance therein "unreal." Oh, Rob.
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---  And Finally some TV casting news to thrill about - Barbara Hershey, whose career is lots and lots more than starring in Beaches but who will always be Hillary Whitney to me all the same, has joined the new season of The X-Files! She's playing "a powerful figure who represents a mysterious organization" and given where the last little run of episodes ended (with a kind of apocalypse breaking out) I imagine that'll be something to see. Just like Beaches!

Thursday, May 11, 2017

Don't Tell Mom the Kidnapper's Dead

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Go back and look at the reviews for the the Bette Midler & Shelley Long buddy comedy Outrageous Fortune in 1987. Not good. Roger Ebert said, "This is a movie that has its commercial concept written all over it; it's so painstakingly crafted as a product that the messy spontaneity of life is rarely allowed to interrupt." Or go back and look at the reviews for the also-starring-Shelley comedy Troop Beverly Hills two years later... not good. Also Ebert: "Nobody within a mile of this project seems to have possessed an ounce of irony."

You know what movies I've watched a million times from the 80s? Outrageous Fortune and Troop Beverly Hills. And it seems pretty clear that the folks who made Snatched, the new Amy Schumer action-comedy with Goldie Hawn playing Amy's mom, have watched the fuck out of those movies too. (You should add in a heaping extra helping of Romancing the Stone while we're at it.) 

I'm not making the case that "critics suck and you shouldn't listen to them" here. I mean, obviously. I am writing a review myself. I just think it's nice to think of the little girls and gay boys of today, and their whatever gendered like-minded kin, having their own Outrageous Fortunes -- these movies are dumb and broad and sappy as hell, but they're OUR dumb and broad and sappy as hell, and the multiplex is so exhaustingly self-serious with superhero robot apocalypse cock contests if I wanna sneak into the other theater to laugh at a reaction shot from a kitty cat once in awhile I should goddamned well be able to do that shit.

So no, Snatched isn't going to change the world. I'm sorry to tell you that. Go watch the 20th Pirates of the Caribbean or Transformers movies to get your dick good and sucked. But Snatched does have a couple of scenes that made me double over with laughter, it's got a hot guy to ogle, and there's a sweetness and a a comradery between Schumer & Hawn, two goofy golden gals, that's refreshing and still far far too rare on-screen. (Plus Wanda Sykes! And Joan Cusack! And Joan Cusack parkour sight-gags!) It's a light ninety minutes of goofy golden fun. And you can bet if this thing's on TV in the future me and my like-minded brethren will stop the channel and get caught up in its goofy golden ass all over again.
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Tuesday, May 02, 2017

5 Off My Head: Siri Says 1990

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I still have a few reviews from Tribeca to share with you but we're trying to get ourselves back into our old habits, and so I went ahead and asked my phone to give me a number between 1 and 100 this morning so we could do one of these posts, and here we be. Siri gave me 90, so we're taking a look at The Movies of 1990. I was 12 turning 13 that year and it pretty much marks the exact moment I was becoming a Movie Freak - I had definitely started watching the Oscars, and I have a fairly cherished memory of going to see one of my Top 5 movies (the one with the little green monsters) in the theater. So let's get to it! This is a really very weird bunch of movies, but remember we're choosing "Favorite" not "Best"...

My 5 Favorite Movies of 1990

(dir. Rob Reiner)
-- released November 30th, 1990 -- 

(dir. Joe Dante)
-- released June 15th 1990 -- 

(dir. Paul Verhoeven)
-- released June 1st 1990 -- 

(dir. David Lynch)
-- released August 17th 1990 -- 

(dir. Frank Henelotter)
-- released June 1st 1990 --

Sidenote: How amazing is it that both Total Recall & Frankenhooker came out in theaters on the same exact day? If only I'd been old enough to experience such a day properly, with all those rubbery fake breasts at once...

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Runners-up: Goodfellas (dir. Scorsese), Home Alone (dir. Columbus), Edward Scissorhands (dir. Tim Burton), Pretty Woman (dir. Garry Marshall), The Witches (dir. Nicolas Roeg), Nightbreed (dir. Clive Barker), Stella (dir. John Erman)...

... Cry Baby (dir. John Waters), Quick Change (dir. Howard Franklin), Postcards from the Edge (dir. Mike Nichols), Miller's Crossing (dir. Coens), Troll 2 (dir.  Claudio Fragasso), Mermaids (dir. Richard Benjamin), Alice (dir. Woody Allen), Ju Dou (dir. Zhang Yimou), The Reflecting Skin (dir. Phillip Ridley)

Never seen: Longtime Companion (dir.  Norman René)
Dreams (dir. Kurosawa)
King of New York (dir. Abel Ferrera)
Henry & June (dir. Philip Kaufman)

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What are your favorite movies of 1990?
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