Wednesday, April 22, 2026
Hold Me Thrill Me Kiss Me Kill Me, Mr. Storrie
Thursday, August 26, 2021
Good Morning, World
Thursday, August 19, 2021
Good Morning, World
Really thought Manny Jacinto's role on this show would be bigger since he's Twitter's Current Boyfriend - since I don't watch The Good Place I was hoping to get an idea of him (and his abs) but he's hardly on this. Hope the Nicole Kidman Program rights this egregious wrong pic.twitter.com/ngaUdJv9fy
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) August 16, 2021
(There's a whole thread above screaming about Catherine Keener's awesomeness if you click on that tweet.) That gif up top is not from that show, because like I said BNCF didn't have much for Manny to do -- that gif is from some Canadian spy program called The Romeo Section. Have any of you seen it? He was in its entire first season but it's not available to watch here in the States (at least not legally anyway) and so that gif was all I could find (via). I'd love to see the entire scene!
Friday, December 04, 2020
Quote of the Day
"... I’m a Halloween person, which is odd to me because I’m terrified of scary things. I can’t watch scary movies or even a scary movie trailer. But I love the aesthetic of Halloween more than most holidays. We’re not talking about Christmas, of course—let’s put Christmas aside. Anything that gets Halloweenified in orange and black, or has an occasional bat or ghost or monster, really does it for me. But just to be clear, I’m not interested in terror. I’m interested in a delightful monster or witch. I don’t care for jump scares. Don’t scare me or I will definitely punch you in the face."
Wednesday, August 26, 2020
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
Lee: I'm writing a book about Fanny Brice.
Jack: Who's Fanny Brice?
Lee: Are you sure you're a fag?
Thursday, August 06, 2020
Do You Like To Laugh
Truth be told I can be snobbish and weird about the genre. I guess I like Smart Dumb Comedy -- I don't mind a poop joke but you've got to give me something new and exciting with your poop joke. (Side-note: you oughta read MNPP pal Michael's terrific recent piece on the art of the poop joke with regards to Bridesmaids over at TFE.) I am simply incapable of sitting down and enjoying an episode of something as braying and needy as say The Big Bang Theory. It physically pains me, that sort of thing.
Okay I need a laugh, and I need one now.— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) July 31, 2020
What’s your funniest movie ever made? pic.twitter.com/KPsHbsYpT6
That's the trailer for Mapleworth Murders, which stars former SNL writer Paula Pell as a Murder She Wrote type Older Lady Sleuth, and which will feature cameos from lots of Smart Dumb Comedy Now people like Wanda Sykes, Chris Parnell, Nicole Byer, Maya Rudolph, Fred Armisen, Jack McBrayer, Annie Mumolo... I have a really good friend who's a Comedy Fiend and she loves Pell -- I think a lot of Comedy Fiends do. My only interaction with Pell was in the Netflix comedy Wine Country...
... which is a good example of a recent comedy that left me totally and thoroughly cold. Except for Pell, who was its highlight I thought. But with a cast like Wine Country had -- Amy Poehler and Maya Rudolph and Tina Fey and Rachel Dratch and Ana Gasteyer! -- I should've been in Chuckle Heaven! So I guess what I am getting at with all of this is... I am dead inside, right? I'm just dead inside. Mapleworth Murders premieres on Quibi on August 10th!
Wednesday, February 12, 2020
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
Robert Meary: I can't teach people to write poetry. It has to come from your experience... from your insides. Listen babe, I could show you great poems which you will begin by imitating. If you have some talent, you might write a decent poem by the end of the semester.
Cici: What do you do if everything inside you is ugly?
Robert Meary: Your life may be ugly, kid, but a successful poem about it will not be ugly because the poem will illuminate and communicate the horror of your life to other people.
Carolyn: What do you mean, the horror of our lives? Why should anything be horrible or ugly? Why can't everything be beautiful and perfect?
Friday, December 20, 2019
Bury Me in Olivia Colman's Backyard
I want Olivia Colman as an uber-villain in SPY 2 right fucking now pic.twitter.com/KEVzKSMbWy— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) January 9, 2019
Wednesday, November 13, 2019
Little Man Turned Prince
Wednesday, August 07, 2019
Domhnall Gleeson Eight Times
People need to know that Domhnall Gleeson is the sexiest thing ever in THE KITCHEN -- and freakin' Common is in the movie!— Jenelle Riley (@jenelleriley) July 31, 2019
You're a saint and a hero and I wish you everlasting love and life, Jenelle. Anyway these photos are from Esquire UK in 2015 (via) but I kind of think I never posted them then, but even if I did they're worth posting again, and again, the ginger beard and suit and blue room all makes for a full throated tornado of swoon. Hit the jump for the rest...
Wednesday, July 17, 2019
He's Got Whozits and Whatzits Galore
This LITTLE MERMAID gets more interesting by the day pic.twitter.com/9xPlYpVnUb— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) July 17, 2019
Wednesday, April 17, 2019
Good Morning, World
Goddamn everyone is SO PERFECT in EVERY SINGLE LITTLE ROLE in this pic.twitter.com/dHZ8BL5Bml— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) April 17, 2019
Tuesday, April 09, 2019
5 Off My Head: New, You're Still So New
Friday, March 22, 2019
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
LeLee: You were friends with Julia...
Jack: Steinberg. She's not an agent anymore - she died.
Lee: She did? So young.
Jack: Or maybe she didn't die. Maybe she just moved
to the suburbs - I always confuse those two.
No, that's right. She got married and had twins.
Lee: Better to have died.
Friday, February 22, 2019
My Favorite Movies of 2018: The Top 10
Pantys 2018 - Actor to Actor #9
Sharon (Regina King) in If Beale Street Could Talk meets
Lee (Melissa McCarthy) in Can You Ever Forgive Me?
Sharon: Girl, I need a drink.
Lee: Bartender!
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Monday, February 04, 2019
Great Moments In Movie Shelves #177
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