Showing posts with label Melissa McCarthy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Melissa McCarthy. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 22, 2026

Hold Me Thrill Me Kiss Me Kill Me, Mr. Storrie


Much to many of your no doubt chagrins Heated Rivalry breakout Connor Storrie has been booking roles left right and V-shaped center -- for one I believe he's already filmed his role in Beef and Shiva Baby actress Molly Gordon's upcoming comedy Peaked opposite Gordon and Emma Mackey and Laura Dern and Amy Sedaris and lots of people (it's a comedy about a high school reunion), which sounds right up my alley since every name I just listed off is heaven. But we're not here now for Peaked -- we're here because Deadline is reporting that his next movie might be a thriller called Turpentine from  Compliance director slash The Penguin showrunner Craig Zobel, which already has Melissa McCarthy circling. Those two in a thriller already has me pre-thrilled! The plot, described as "following a deadbeat son who hires friends to rob his own parents to pay off a bookie with disastrous results", sounds pretty Fargo-ish to me, but Zobel makes me think it will be played straighter than the Coens did similar ingredients. But it'll be good to see McCarthy do another serious role -- I wouldn't be angry if this was just The Deep End but with Meliessa McCarthy playing the Tilda role! Although if they wanna go goofier maybe she could play her character like an older version of that roommate from Go! So many possibilities. 


Thursday, August 26, 2021

Good Morning, World


So has anybody started watching Nine Perfect Strangers on Hulu yet? I did, I did. (I haven't seen the latest episode yet though.) It's perfectly fun so far, with some keen moments of performance, but I do feel kind of bad for it coming out right on the heels of the similarly plotted The White Lotus from the genius Mike White, by which anything -- yes even a thing starring Nicole Kidman, Michael Shannon, Melissa McCarthy, Regina Hall, Bobby Cannavale, Luke Evans, and the lovely Manny Jacinto here --  would pale in comparison. It feels much more of a piece with HBO stuff like Big Little Lies or that other Reese Witherspoon show, the one where Joshua Jackson wore tighty-whities. (I never bothered finishing that one.) Serviceable but basically disposable glossy trash. We will see. For now let's enjoy this new sweater-tastic photoshoot of Manny for WWD though, right on after the jump...

Thursday, August 19, 2021

Good Morning, World


A happy 34th birthday to the actor Manny Jacinto today -- not that it's any excuse, given how many people I've posted about without ever having seen them in anything, but MNPP's light on the Manny content still, given what I just said; even though I've known who he was for some time (you see that jawline, you take note) I only just watched him in the very first thing this week, Netflix's very fun new horror series Brand New Cherry Flavor (from the creator of the great Channel Zero), which you might have seen me tweeting about over the long weekend.

(There's a whole thread above screaming about Catherine Keener's awesomeness if you click on that tweet.) That gif up top is not from that show, because like I said BNCF didn't have much for Manny to do -- that gif is from some Canadian spy program called The Romeo Section. Have any of you seen it? He was in its entire first season but it's not available to watch here in the States (at least not legally anyway) and so that gif was all I could find (via). I'd love to see the entire scene!

Anyway I think Manny's about to be showing up lots -- that's him on the new Nicole Kidman soap opera Nine Perfect Strangers (well that's what it is, let's be real -- these limited series are just condensed versions of Dynasty at this point), which premiered on Hulu this week (and which also stars Melissa McCarthy, Luke Evans, and Michael Shannon, oh my). I haven't had a chance to watch any of that yet, I have been very busy every night with Fantasia Fest screeners, but the minute I have a minute I will spend that minute on that, I promise.


Friday, December 04, 2020

Quote of the Day


"... I’m a Halloween person, which is odd to me because I’m terrified of scary things. I can’t watch scary movies or even a scary movie trailer. But I love the aesthetic of Halloween more than most holidays. We’re not talking about Christmas, of course—let’s put Christmas aside. Anything that gets Halloweenified in orange and black, or has an occasional bat or ghost or monster, really does it for me. But just to be clear, I’m not interested in terror. I’m interested in a delightful monster or witch. I don’t care for jump scares. Don’t scare me or I will definitely punch you in the face."

Blessings unto us all, I needed some smiles this Friday and Interview Magazine has gifted us with one of their "25 Questions" features with Maya Rudolph! They work like this: 25 of Maya's famous pals asked her a question or two, and she answered them! It's not a terribly hard-to-grasp feature. Anyway the above quote comes in response to a question from author Sarah Cooper; other people doing the asking include half of the SNL casts over the years, Amy Sedaris, Paul Reubens, Natasha Lyonne, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Carol fuckin' Burnett -- endless proof that Maya is indeed that cool. And you'll definitely want to look for the Prince story.  

Wednesday, August 26, 2020

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:


Lee: I'm writing a book about Fanny Brice.
Jack: Who's Fanny Brice?
Lee: Are you sure you're a fag?

Happy birthday to the great Melissa McCarthy today!
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Thursday, August 06, 2020

Do You Like To Laugh

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This post's title is dedicated to those poor sods who would harass people on street corners with that question -- "Do you like to laugh?" -- in order to get them inside of Comedy Clubs here in the pre-COVID Days of NYC. This pandemic's got me down enough that I sort of miss them! Anyway true story I seem to have become nightmarishly picky when it comes to Comedy. I have lots of old stand-by favorites from my more innocent, less jaded youth that I go back to time and time again -- Soapdish! Dirty Rotten Scoundrels! -- but it's not a genre I actively seek out very often anymore.

Truth be told I can be snobbish and weird about the genre. I guess I like Smart Dumb Comedy -- I don't mind a poop joke but you've got to give me something new and exciting with your poop joke. (Side-note: you oughta read MNPP pal Michael's terrific recent piece on the art of the poop joke with regards to Bridesmaids over at TFE.) I am simply incapable of sitting down and enjoying an episode of something as braying and needy as say The Big Bang Theory. It physically pains me, that sort of thing. 


Of course this pandemic has really put that snobbishness to the test -- we need a good belly laugh, an emphatic guffaw, now and then amid these darkest of days. And so in a fit of want I tweeted out the above question last week, and in return I got a million and a half fun responses that I appreciated a whole bunch. Then naturally I just ended up re-watching Christopher Guest's Best in Show for the thousandth time...

... but I've got a Go-To Laugh List for when I need it now. And if anyone has any further suggestions please do give them in the comments. That said I forward all of this to say make it clear that I have actively been thinking a lot about my weird relationship with comedy -- how I'll almost always if I want to laugh put on a bad horror flick or something Campy like Showgirls before I'll even think to put on an actual trying-to-make-me-laugh Comedy Film -- when lo, behold, a trailer for a new Comedy Series should appear.



That's the trailer for Mapleworth Murders, which stars former SNL writer Paula Pell as a Murder She Wrote type Older Lady Sleuth, and which will feature cameos from lots of Smart Dumb Comedy Now people like Wanda Sykes, Chris Parnell, Nicole Byer, Maya Rudolph, Fred Armisen, Jack McBrayer, Annie Mumolo... I have a really good friend who's a Comedy Fiend and she loves Pell -- I think a lot of Comedy Fiends do. My only interaction with Pell was in the Netflix comedy Wine Country...

... which is a good example of a recent comedy that left me totally and thoroughly cold. Except for Pell, who was its highlight I thought. But with a cast like Wine Country had -- Amy Poehler and Maya Rudolph and Tina Fey and Rachel Dratch and Ana Gasteyer! -- I should've been in Chuckle Heaven! So I guess what I am getting at with all of this is... I am dead inside, right? I'm just dead inside. Mapleworth Murders premieres on Quibi on August 10th!


Wednesday, February 12, 2020

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Pumpkin (2002)

Robert Meary: I can't teach people to write poetry. It has to come from your experience... from your insides. Listen babe, I could show you great poems which you will begin by imitating. If you have some talent, you might write a decent poem by the end of the semester.
Cici: What do you do if everything inside you is ugly?
Robert Meary: Your life may be ugly, kid, but a successful poem about it will not be ugly because the poem will illuminate and communicate the horror of your life to other people.
Carolyn: What do you mean, the horror of our lives? Why should anything be horrible or ugly? Why can't everything be beautiful and perfect?

Happy 40 to the beautiful and perfect Christina Ricci!
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Friday, December 20, 2019

Bury Me in Olivia Colman's Backyard

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This post's title sounds dirty when I say it? Anyway Olivia Colman, who seems to be having a hell of a good time these days -- see above photo of her with her arm around Nicholas Hoult in a tuxedo -- and deservedly so, has got a new gig! She's going to star in an HBO series -- all Variety says is "series" they don't say "limited" or not -- called Landscapers that's being developed by no less than Citizen Ruth and Election filmmaker Alexander Payne. (Note how I ignored everything Payne has done since Election... I'm trying to be positive right now.) Landscapers will tell the true story of a "mild mannered couple" of married Brits who murder her parents and bury them in their backyard. The husband hasn't been cast yet. If I was shepherding this project -- and clearly I am not -- this sounds like a killer Ben Wheatley project to me, a la the wonderful Sightseers, but we'll see what Payne manages. Anyway Olivia playing a psycho has long been a dream of  mine, and if a Bond Villain or the below can't happen we'll take this for sure.
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Wednesday, November 13, 2019

Little Man Turned Prince

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Even though it felt like absolutely nobody was watching the PBS' 2017 version of Little Women with me at the time -- I watched it because it had Julian Morris and I watch Julian Morris Everything -- enough has already come out of the cast since it aired that I think it'll probably be looked back at a lot more in the future than twas in the past. 2019 was a big year for Maya Hawke, who played its Jo March, and it looks like 2020 will be big for its Laurie -- Jonah Hauer-King has just gotten himself cast as Prince Eric in Disney's live-action Little Mermaid movie.

We cottoned to him as Laurie (calling him one "saucy fop" -- a very high compliment indeed -- at the time) and we think we'll further cotton to him as the prettiest of all the Disney Princes (says us). Hauer-King can also be seen in that WWII show World on Fire that we told you about recently (because it co-stars newly homosexual Brian J Smith) but other than that I haven't seen him in anything -- will I see this Little Mermaid movie? I'm not sure. I've avoided almost all of the other Disney live-action remakes, but I do kinda wanna see Melissa McCarthy do the sea-witch Ursula, I have to admit. Jamie here is the handsome frosting on that tasty-sounding cupcake. We'll see. Hit the jump for a few more photos...

Wednesday, August 07, 2019

Domhnall Gleeson Eight Times

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Domhnall Gleeson is in The Kitchen? I didn't know that Domhnall Gleeson  is in The Kitchen! I was planning on seeing that movie anyway this weekend because hello did you see that shot in the trailer where Elisabeth Moss is kicking the shit out of somebody and she has blood in her hair? That's plenty. But this Domhnall news, this is an important addendum. Thankfully somebody out there is letting the world know the things that matter...
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You're a saint and a hero and I wish you everlasting love and life, Jenelle. Anyway these photos are from Esquire UK in 2015 (via) but I kind of think I never posted them then, but even if I did they're worth posting again, and again, the ginger beard and suit and blue room all makes for a full throated tornado of swoon. Hit the jump for the rest...

Wednesday, July 17, 2019

He's Got Whozits and Whatzits Galore

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I haven't had anything to say about Disney's upcoming live-actioning of their Little Mermaid cartoon because I don't exactly have a seahorse in this race -- I actually like the original a lot but I'm kinda past caring about these things post Aladdin and Lion King, they're all so uninspired and grubby seeming now. THAT SAID. Them (possibly) hiring Javier Bardem to play Ariel's already fuckable fish father King Triton is the sort of thing that will probably force me to watch it at some point. Thingamabobs indeed
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Wednesday, April 17, 2019

Good Morning, World

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I know I just posted about Go for its 20th anniversary last week, but I only just got around to properly re-watching it last night and when I saw this hysterical throwaway gag from its final few minutes -- Ronna's waking up in the hospital after getting run down and it's Christmas morning and that sight is the first thing she sees across from her -- I knew I had this morning's "Good Morning" post in the bag. This movie is simply perfect -- yes even the Vegas segment, and I won't hear otherwise. (The Vegas segment has a cameo from my beloved Tane McClure of Crawlspace fame, after all.)
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Tuesday, April 09, 2019

5 Off My Head: New, You're Still So New

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It's the 20th anniversary of one of my favorite movies of all time today! Doug Liman's Go came out on April 9th 1999 -- aka the greatest year of movies in our lives; have you voted in the poll yet? Go often gets lumped in with the Pulp Fiction rip-offs that swamped the cinemas of the late 1990s but timeline jumps and multi-POVs aside it's so much more than that, or it's at least the very best of that. To be honest I like it more than Pulp Fiction and you can stick that in your day-glo alien sippy-cup and smoke it.

Anyway I was in college when it came out and I was doing a shit-ton of drugs at the time (hey kids don't do drugs or whatever) and this movie is my American Graffiti -- my Diner, my Grease. It captured one of the happiest times of my life and turned it into a big fun blast of cinema with a huge cast of characters played by a huge cast of up and coming or perfectly of their moment actors. Sarah Polley, Timothy Olyphant, Katie Holmes, Jay Mohr, William Fichtner, Nathan Bexton, Scott Wolf, Jane Krakowski, Taye Diggs, Breckin Mayer, James Duval, Melissa motherfuckin' McCarthy! I mean!

Oh and it's got a soundtrack for the ages...
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... I honestly get a little bit of a high just hearing that song. If you guys knew how much ecstasy I took while listening to the Go soundtrack in 1999-2000 you would weep for my brain cells, but I wouldn't trade them back for those memories I barely retain anymore thanks to all the drugs for the world.

Anyway a happy 20 to a still great film, 
and in its honor, a list!

My 5 Favorite Line Readings in Go

"How would you fuck me?"

"Look how far it got you."

"Gay men are so hot. It's tragic."

"So Zach. Would you say
you're open to new things?"

"There was this one time, you missed each other 
by like three minutes. It was SO exciting!"

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How much do you love Go?
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Friday, March 22, 2019

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:


LeLee: You were friends with Julia...
Jack: Steinberg. She's not an agent anymore - she died.
Lee: She did? So young.
Jack: Or maybe she didn't die. Maybe she just moved
to the suburbs - I always confuse those two.
No, that's right. She got married and had twins.
Lee: Better to have died.

A happy birthday to Nicole Holofcener today! I don't begrudge getting to see Spike Lee on the Oscar stage last month, especially given what a nice celebratory respite that was between all the Green Book and Bohemian Rhapsody bullshit, but I sure would've voted for Nicole's script for this movie all the same.
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Friday, February 22, 2019

My Favorite Movies of 2018: The Top 10

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See 10 runners-up here, and
see our #20-11 films here.

I wish I could lay out some sort of thematic through-line for what moved me in 2018, but per usual it's as schizophrenic as my insides -- our loves veer from Singing Nannys in the sky to Dancing Witches slinging meat hooks, and everything in between. As it should be, I suppose -- the cinema's the place for every mood, every inclination. It's like Mary Poppins' bottomless carpet bag -- reach in and put out a French drama about divorce, an American drama... about divorce... a British Jewish Drama... about divorce... okay, okay, whatever. You get the point. My life was scarred by divorce and I am a product of a broken home and these are my ten favorite cinematic achievements of 2018 -- god! Leave me alone, already.

10. Custody
(dir. Xavier Legrand)
-- read my review here --

Indelible Moment: In the bathtub

(dir. Paul Dano)
-- read my review here --

Indelible Moment: Showing the boy the fire
(dir. Andrew Bujalski)
-- read my review here --

Indelible Moment: On the roof

(dir. Jeremiah Zagar)
-- read my review here --

Indelible Moment: Kissing a boy

(dir. Marielle Heller)
-- read my review here --

Indelible Moment: Lee goes on a date

(dir. Sebastián Lelio)
-- read my review here --

Indelible Moment: Spit take

(dir. Yorgos Lanthimos)
-- read my review here --

Indelible Moment: Through the door

(dir. Ari Aster)
-- read my review here --

Indelible Moment: Dinner conversation

(dir. Luca Guadagnino)
-- read my review here --

Indelible Moment:
When the dancer becomes the dance

1. ROMA
(dir. Alfonso Cuarón)
-- read my review here --

Indelible Moment: Breaking the waves
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Pantys 2018 - Actor to Actor #9

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Among many things we're doing this week as part of our "Golden Trousers" awards we're taking a look at our 20 favorite performances of 2018 -- how we're doing this is we randomly selected ten pairs of names from our list and then we're imagining a moment between the two characters chosen. Ten times. You can see our previous ones here but for now here's our ninth random pairing from our 2018 faves...

Sharon (Regina King) in If Beale Street Could Talk meets
Lee (Melissa McCarthy) in Can You Ever Forgive Me?

Sharon: Girl, I need a drink.
Lee: Bartender!
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Monday, February 04, 2019

Great Moments In Movie Shelves #177

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While working on something else I just stumbled upon this gorgeous promotional image from Marielle Heller's Can You Ever Forgive Me?, a film whose shelves I've already erotically sighed over one time but it's so fully stuffed with such I might as well do it again. Perhaps weekly? Daily? I just could hourly post little love letters to its bilbio-tastic mise en scène and never grow weary or left wanting. What a movie! Anyway the film's hitting streaming tomorrow and then it hits DVD on February 19th, so if you have yet to see it hark, now's your chance. Here's my review from way back. One of 2018's absolute treasures to be treasured.
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Monday, January 28, 2019

All the Agoraphobic Junkies

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No seriously. Can you ever forgive me? I have forced a terrible apocalyptic decision upon us this day - I have used (and abused) this week's "Beauty vs Beast" poll at The Film Experience to make us pick between the two Oscar-nominated lovelies of Can You Ever Forgive Me; a cruelty thrust upon us each and every one. Feel free to call me and tell me my house is on fire, or to pee on my fur coats - I have it all coming. 
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Tuesday, January 08, 2019

And The Dorian Goes To...

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A-ha! I have been dying to make that gif ever since I first saw The Favourite and this seems like the perfect opportunity -- last Friday the critics guild I'm a member of, GALECA: The Society of LGBTQ Entertainment Critics, announced their nominations for their annual Dorian Awards, I posted them right here. Well today we've announced our esteemed winners and I think we did pretty darn great! The Favourite took our "Film of the Year" prize while Olivia Colman took Best Actress, while Can You Ever Forgive Me? took our "LGBTQ Film of the Year" award and Richard E. Grant took Best Supporting Actor from the same. 

All fine choices, and they don't stop there -- we also rallied around the great Schitt's Creek as both our "TV Comedy of the Year" and our "Unsung TV Show of the Year" prizes, AND we found room to honor Annihilation to boot! Huzzah for all that. To read all of our winners hit the jump where I'll share the whole list...