Monday, September 12, 2016
Matty Amongst the Stars
Thursday, August 18, 2016
Good Morning, Gratuitous Robert Redford
... which is important, obviously, but not our focus right this moment. (Although good god look at his ass in those slacks. We have been cheated, never seeing that ass in all its glory.) There is a seller on eBay who had several shots from behind-the-scenes of Redford's shower scene in the film for sale, which is really the only place I found proof it existed...
... unfortunately the seller stamped their irritating watermark across all of the pictures. God watermarks get on my last nerve. But when it's all ya got...
... it's all ya got. Which brings us to the 1970 motorcycle racing flick Little Fauss and Big Halsy (what you've never heard of Little Fauss and Big Halsy before? Where you been living?) and guys, I must own this poster...
Have any of you seen it? Have any of you seen any of these movies? All that and a happy 80th birthday to the OBP (Original Brad Pitt) -- now let's hit the jump for a random assortment of pictures from this Halsy movie plus a couple others I gathered up along the way....
Wednesday, December 11, 2013
I Am Link
--- Saggy Bottom - In case you care the nominations for the Screen Actors Guild awards were announced this morning, Glenn's got 'em over at The Film Experience. Happy about all the 12 Years a Slave love - Fassy's nominated! I was worried his non-campaigning would push him out of the race altogether. Do you think he might really get an Oscar nom finally? Anyway the big to-do is the fact that Robert Redford didn't make the cut for a Best Actor nomination (which honestly is fine by me I wasn't nuts about All Is Lost anyway, and I find the argument that Robert Redford is overdue annoying - he's never been much of an actor. A movie star, for sure! But not an actor. Not that that's really stopped people from winning awards before.)
--- And Speaking of SAG snubs, I love Joe Reid for many reasons, and citing Taran Killam as a snub for 12 Years a Slave just got tossed onto the heap.
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--- Chainsaw Fucker - Bust out the bee-bee-que, an Off-Broadway musical version of Heathers is going to open here in New York City in March. Its from the guy who made the Legally Blonde musical. Hmm, I wonder if he's perhaps a homosexual?
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Tuesday, September 16, 2025
RIP Robert Redford
Wednesday, June 27, 2018
Pitt Goes Full Redford
"The two lead characters are Rick Dalton (DiCaprio), former star of a Western TV series, and his longtime stunt double Cliff Booth (Pitt). Both are struggling to make it in a Hollywood they don't recognize anymore. But Rick has a very famous next-door neighbor… Sharon Tate."
Sharon Tate is being played by Margot Robbie, and from there there's that cast of thousands. (And which got a sharp clap-back for being hella caucasian earlier this week, in case you missed it, and... yup. Good point.) Anyway because I'm bored I'll ask this... .
Thursday, August 18, 2016
Great Moments In Movie Shelves #78
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Do, Dump or Marry: Them 60's Outlaw Fellas


Paul Newman
(for more Newman, click here)Warren Beatty

(for more Warren, click here and here)So...
who'd ya marry, who'd ya do, and who'd ya dump?
Do tell in the comments...
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Tuesday, January 28, 2025
Gone Sundancin'
Thursday, October 10, 2013
Three Outta New York
The Wind Rises - Small and lovely and heartfelt, with the usual dose of astonishingly rich images off the tip of Miyazaki's paintbrush - here it's all more grounded than we've come to expect, save a couple of tips of the hat towards the fantastical, but he still manages to tell a realistic story in a way only animation could render so magical in its execution. You'll be utterly hypnotized by talk of rivets! (You might even say you'll be RIVETED.) (Groan.)
All Is Lost - When you sit back and realize that hey, this movie is nothing but an hour and a half of Robert Redford all by himself and saying pretty much nothing, it feels impressive, especially since you don't really think about it while you're watching it. The film's so focused in laser-like on the practical matters at hand, just as his character is, that we're totally right there with him. It reminded me of one of my screenwriting classes in college where the professor talked about how detailing physical labor in its minutiae is an excellent way to suck the audience in. I always think of it in reference to the scene where Norman Bates is cleaning the shower after he's murdered Marion (spoiler!) - Hitchcock pretty much effortlessly converts us to Norman's point of view by stimulating our sense of A Job To Be Done; as we watch the blood get swabbed up we can't help but think hey, don't miss that spot! Anyway All Is Lost is kind of masterful in that sense - we're right there on the boat with him, trying to survive. As for Redford I'm never going to be convinced that he's much of an actor (I know, I know, I await your hate mail) but he mostly gets out of the way here, which is something very hard to do, it's true, and allows us to project ourselves in there onto him. That said, without spoiling it, the last minute or so really got on my nerves.
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Tuesday, March 25, 2025
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:
Night Moves (1975)
Harry: Listen Delly, I know it doesn't makemuch sense when you're sixteen. Don't worry.When you get to be forty, it isn't any better.
Friday, September 11, 2015
I Am Link
--- Jake's Light Feet - This is a fairly generic news-item (I should put "news-item" in quotes since it's barely got a heartbeat) but since it allows me to use a pic of Jake for this post we're going for it - Playbill shares this quote from Mr. G on his Broadway prospects after wowing everybody (present company included) with Little Shop recently:
"I don't know about [Little Shop] in particular...but I definitely would love to be doing a musical on Broadway in the near future... I would love that. It would be a huge honor. There are a lot of really good people who do it really well so you gotta know you can do it well if you're going to do it."
And you can, good sir! Get on it. And make sure it's a musical with lotsa skin. I keep saying Damn Yankees but I've got an entirely-imagined vision of it being nothing but locker-room crooning...
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--- Shadow Players - It's a Happy Hannibal reunion! Until they make more Hannibal, of course. (Knock on wood.) The god-like Bryan Fuller is re-teaming with director David Slade on his adaptation of Neil Gaiman's American Gods, which is currently in stiff pre-production for Starz. I imagine we'll start hearing casting stuff soon, which is totally exciting!
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--- Dive In - The original source is The Daily Mail so slap a grain of salt on this news but apparently Nicole Kidman will co-star opposite Elizabeth Moss in the second season of Jane Campion's Top of the Lake series. Oh sure, it's not outlandish, since Kidman's worked with Campion before, and there was recent talk about them teaming up again. But still, The Daily Mail's nicknamed The Daily Fail for a reason. Let's hope they are right this time though, because that would be great.
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--- Kids Killin Kids - I wish McG would change his damned name - he's a little old for that shit now. Speaking of shit, he's still making movies. (That applies to everything but the first Charlie's Angels film.) And his next one... actually sounds interesting? It's a horror-comedy called The Babysitter (from the writer of the tortured western Jane Got a Gun) which sounds like a dark twist on Adventures in Babysitting, where the adventures include murder and such. Bah McG will probably turn it into loud shit.
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--- Impossible Marvel - Rumors are swirling, as rumors are wont to do, that Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation's lady breakout Rebecca Ferguson is Marvel's pick to play Captain Marvel in their long promised female superhero flick. It's weird to say so after only seeing her in one movie but Ferguson really does seem like the real deal - she's super winning in Rogue Nation in a gigantic role that she carried with total ease and charm. But isn't Captain Marvel a blonde?
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--- Mother Murder - If you're in New York then you've got the chance to see the terrifically fucked horror film Goodnight Mommy this weekend (here's my review of it) and you should -- my pal Jose got to chat with the film's two directors over at The Film Experience and it's a wonderful read, but maybe only if you've seen the film first since some specifics are dropped.
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--- Grand Slam - This news is like that "Jon Hamm is single news!" (Meaning didn't we hear this months ago? Why's everybody talking about it now?) but well everybody's talking about it now -- Legendary says they want to make a Godzilla vs King Kong movie in the near (but not too near) future. After they release their Skull Island movie with Tom Hiddleston. I could've sworn this was talked about back when the recent Godzilla movie came out, too. And what's happening with that thing's sequel? I want Gojira dammit!
--- Who's Creeping Now - A third Jeepers Creepers movie is getting made, with writer-director Victor Salva returning to turn his leering camera upon some new half-naked boys. It's like Dazed and Confused - he gets older but they stay the same age. I'm always torn writing about these movies because Salva did serve his time (he's a convicted child molester, having had sexual relations with the 12 year old star of his film Clownhouse) but so much of his movies are about young male flesh; both Jeepers films (jeez the second one is half-way to gay porn) and Powder are fantastically creepy when viewed with this knowledge. Then again he has been making movies all this time and I haven't seen any of the other ones, so perhaps he's gotten better about it. I do like the Creeper as a monster, and both of the earlier films are a lot of fun, besides the subtext.
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Wednesday, November 02, 2016
Good Morning, World
Friday, May 30, 2014
Who Wore It Best?
Friday, May 06, 2022
Pics of the Day
Thursday, July 29, 2021
How Green Was My Valet
That's a concern that's come up time and again in Lowery's work, whether it's by disappearing dragon or the movie star Robert Redford, and so it makes a world of sense that the filmmaker would be drawn to the mysterious 14th century tale called Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, which has been confounding and delighting scholars and storytellers for seven full centuries and yet somehow, in all its glorious anonymity, still stands today, as weird and wonderful and malleable to shifting modernity as ever.
Lowery's staggering and mysterious film (finally out tomorrow) drops the front half of the full title, punning itself hard on just being The Green Knight -- the devilishly handsome and charismatic Dev Patel fills in the Gawain part but Lowery's more concerned with how green this Knight, and the other Knight in its other way, be. When we meet him Gawain is green in the way of youth. A shoot not yet nicked by time, he's playful and dashed with innocence, eager to prove himself -- as goes the way of men whose skin is yet untroubled by scars or much sadness.
And in Lowery's hands it's magic. Magick? Magicks. People far smarter than I have been teasing out the mysteries of Anonymous' epic poem, which is on its surface actually straightforwardly told, with long passages describing feasts and the passages of seasons in exquisite detail, but which only gets richer and stranger the further you telescope out. The Green Knight who comes a'knockin' at King Arthur's Court, his skin and horse all an otherworldly emeraldian tone, could mean anything, and has come to mean all of the anythings across the centuries. And Lowery, a filmmaker who loves slowing time down to a crawl and existing inside of such strangeness, who always has time for enigma, relishes the riddles, the neither here nor there and also here and also there too, at once, of it.
He's basically the perfect filmmaker for this material, leading us into a labyrinth of essential questions about the nature of time, of purpose, of existence, in an unhurried but visually dynamic (and then some) way. Gawain's adventures are episodic but Lowery makes each feel prismatic off a single piece, as if Gawain is standing still at the center of a maze while all the doorways and possibilites spin and present themselves. Here is where we are robbed and left for dead; here is where a headless specter in a gothic constant night asks our assistance; here is where our future bends back to our past. The finer plot details -- so where's that axe come from once it's already been disappeared? -- cease to matter in the storm of telling and retelling; on-screen titles remind us we're living inside a story that's been told so many times its particulars turn to sand.
Lowery even rewrites the Ghost Story speech I mentioned at review's start and let's one of Vikander's characters rip into those same ideas and notions, on how green is life and life is moss and moss will find its way into every nook and cranny and render us bones in a snap, a snap so fast our bones spin. The camera spins once and Gawain is bones, then back again -- an entire act side-swiped from Scorsese's Last Temptation of Christ gives us the false floors of alternate timelines and happy endings, happy endings that go on for too long to stay that way for long.
The Green Knight is after all a Christmas movie, and the hangover of presents unwrapped hangs heavy -- now what? We put away the things we got, the books back on the shelves, and we keep on living, and another Christmas comes, and we keep on living, books up and bones over, and on. Along the way we make choices and they take us one way, another way, a thousand paths and a half-thousand years all leading to the same place. Do our adventures matter? We chant our stories like snaps of light, firework sparks in dark caverns briefly illuminating the walls, beautiful and warm but for so short too short a moment. Accept the kisses and the beard strokes while they're offered, because aggressive green is coming, at the door, inside the door, the door itself, the walls of the chapel and the spill of the light, bruises belted across our deepest beings. Unknowable giants lumbering unto nowhere, and gone, not a mark in their wake.
Wednesday, January 17, 2024
Gone Sundancin'
Monday, January 29, 2024
My First Sundance 2024 Three
Okay, so Sundance! Maybe you noticed I was gone all last week? I was in sunny Utah, land of Mormon underwear and wretched anti-trans bills, for Robert Redford's little annual movie festival. Over the course of the fest -- including screeners I saw before I left, movies I saw while there, and movies I watched online once I got home -- I watched fifty-one movies total. That's a lot of movies! And so far I have reviewed... three? Yes, three. These things take time. I'm not a machine. More will be coming this week but first I need to link to the three reviews that've come already. So here those are.
Friday, April 18, 2008
The Boys Of (Almost) Summer
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