Tuesday, December 03, 2019

Armie Au Naturel

Armie Hammer is on Bear Grylls show tonight and I suppose it would be informative of me to be able to tell you what channel the show is on, or what time, but I don't know any of that information -- my DVR is taking care of that, dammit! Let your tech do the work for you, embrace a dead brain like I have. Anyway what I can help you with is pictures of Armie & Bear duding it up together, since that's what I'm actually good for. It's good to be good for something! High five!

We'll have to wait and see if there's anything as dude-bro-erotic as Jake Gyllenhaal stripping beside a river or Zac Efron stripping beside a river or Bear himself stripping in a river... hrm, I smell a theme. Anyway the clips that've been released so far show Armie scaling a rock wall (in some very tight pants I might add) and Armie suckling a goat teat, so really anything seems possible...


mac20 said...

Armie Hammer is running wild tonight at 10pm on the National Geographic Channel (Nat Geo, for short).

Ben said...

I love my Armiekins, but Bear Grylls did a special with Narendra Modi not too long ago: https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2019/aug/16/man-vs-wild-with-bear-grylls-and-pm-modi-review-the-most-tasteless-tv-ever.

Sometimes I wish Armie were woker. Then I remember Henry Cavill talking about #MeToo