Wednesday, November 13, 2024

Which is Hotter?


John Krasinski was named People's "Sexiest Man Alive" today and actual real live people seemed to be like, "... Huh?" Myself included. While I think the man has had his moments over the years I've soured on him since his shitty overrated and deeply conservative Quiet Place movies came out and, in their wake, so too did some stories about him being a shitty egomaniac. Anyway I now have a hit tweet...


... pointing out that Vanity Fair totally stole People's thunder today with their incredibly hot batch of menfolk prancing about for the annual "Hollywood Issue" and so a path forward seem to've presented itself! There are actually rumors going around that one of those VF men, the probable most likely alternative choice,  Mr. Glen Powell of the film Twisters, smartly turned People's title down. So let's slap the two of them in the face with our big poll and see who comes on top, then!

9 comments:

ptownneal said...

Glen's photo looks VERY fake...AI fake.

Anonymous said...

I’d never used “sexy” to describe krasinski. Nerd or Average are better descriptions. Powell has possibilities but his eyes look too close together to describe him as sexy.

Clay Poupart said...

"Sexiest" is subjective, of course, but what strikes me is the question of how Krasinski is even relevant enough for this year's issue.

Anonymous said...

John Krasinski is hot as fuck! Glen Powell looks plastic, meh!

Anonymous said...

this powell is totaly overrated i don't even know about his movies!!!

Aquinas1220 said...

I've always though Glen Powell was too "model" looking. Krasinski is attractive but nothing to make me think he'd be "sexiest man alive"

VRCooper said...

Glen---Always comes across as a guy who KNOWS he is good looking----That turns me off----Yes, he is a handsome man----But you know how it is when you meet an attractive man and he opens his mouth----He hates everyone including his mother and is an ass---John may have fallen for the trap of believing in his press---I could see other attractive me fit the bill----And no---I am tired of looking at Johnathan B. and Matt B.----

Anonymous said...

Pass on both, though they are handsome. Just not for me. It's cool tho that JK got that title since he's completely not expected. Still Id be up for Sexiest Man Not Alive any day. Men were hotter in the old days.

Anonymous said...

It's all clothes,lighting,maybe photoshop and good photographers,meet any of these lot on the street and they'd be like any other handsome guy you see parading about.