Tuesday, October 20, 2026

Lorenzo Zurzolo Seven Times


La Bola Negra a movie full of (and about) gorgeous gay Spaniards, so it's kinda goofy that it's the Italian actor that I'm posting here -- c'est la vie or whatever! I do what I want! But no less than Penelope Cruz agrees with me -- or at least her character does, since she can't keep her eyes off the Italian either. Me and Penny get it! Anyway I'm using Lorenzo's gorgeous face here to advertise my review of La Bola Negra which dropped at Pajiba today -- read it here. I saw the movie twice just to make sure of my opinion, and sure I am -- I don't really like it very much. I get into the why at the link but honestly the Oscar talk confounds me. Not that I'm going...

... to spend too much time shit-talking the awards chances of an extremely gay movie. It's landing with other people, that's great -- nothing about the film rings homophobic to me; this isn't the "a bunch of straight people love this gay movie and are wrong" thing. This isn't Bohemian Rhapsody. So I will try to keep my outrage to a minimum. I just think the movie's pretty but rather empty-headed. I will 100% go to bat for its score though -- it's got a gorgeous score. It's got lots of gorgeous things (like its entire cast) but I just don't think it adds up to very much. Okay okay I say all this in my review, which you should go read. Right now, right here, let's stare at the gorgeous Italian boy after the jump...





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