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Scream 4 (2011)

Ghostface: Name the movie that started the 

slasher craze: Halloween, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, 

Last House on the Left, or Psycho?

Kirby: Psycho.

Ghostface: None of the above! Peeping Tom, 

1960, directed by Michael Powell. First movie 

to ever put the audience in the killer's POV.

Kirby: Wait. No, no, no. Please, just 

ask me one more question. Just one more.

Ghostface: Alright, Kirby, then it's time for your 

last-chance question. Name the remake of the 

groundbreaking horror movie in which the vill...

Kirby: Halloween, uh, Texas Chainsaw, Dawn of the Dead, The Hills Have Eyes, Amityville Horror, uh, Last House on the Left, Friday the 13th, A Nightmare On Elm Street, My Bloody Valentine, When A Stranger Calls, Prom Night, Black Christmas, House of Wax, The Fog, Piranha. It's one of those, right? Right? [silence] I got it right. I was fucking right.

Terribly sad to hear about the death of Hayden Panettiere yesterday -- Heroes was tremendous for a brief moment in time mostly thanks to her (and our pal Bryan Fuller's writing of her character) and she basically stole Scream 4 from every other person, so much so that they were forced by fan outcry to bring her back from Scream VI; nevermind the weird stuff they did with her character in that one, Hayden ruled in the role. 36 is far far far too young to lose her, especially after how badly the business treated her as a child actor -- she should've had a long life and career to enjoy after surviving all of that bullshit. Might re-watch Scream 4 tonight in her honor. What a great turn that was. (Also it's bullshit that Ghostface pulled the Peeping Tom card -- Powell's movie might've come out a few months earlier but Psycho was obviously far more responsible for "the slasher craze" and I say that as a Peeping Tom fanatic. That's just Ghostface being an asshole which, yeah okay he is about to stab her.)