Thursday, March 05, 2026

Jake Gyllenhaal Eight Times


I suppose I should've realized that we'd be getting some sort of Jake-ness this week with his sister Maggie's movie The Bride! opening tomorrow -- even though his role's not huge he is indeed in the thing. And sidenote: he's a joy in it. But we'll get to that when our review drops. His role's definitely more fun than these relatively somber and serious photos for the luxury brand Bulgari ...

... would have us believe, but qho can blame the boy for wanting all the free watches one can stuff in their pockets? That is how becoming a "brand ambassador" works right? You just get to Supermarket Sweep yourself through their flagship store every time you visit? Anyway even if these photos are a bit of a snooze he's looking exceptionally handsome right now all the same, so hit the jump and make your ass feel luxurious... 






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