Thursday, March 05, 2026

Good Morning, World


I know that the ratio of gratuitousness to other content here at MNPP is, you know, lopsided -- there's one insistent commenter here lately who keeps shrieking about pornography, for example. We love them. Anyway to over-share for a moment (god forbid) this "thirst content" doesn't seep into my subconscious too often -- you might think I'm having dirty dreams all night long about all these fellas I'm posting all day long, but you'd be wrong. Wrong enough that I usually mention it when that pattern's disrupted, and here we are. I dreamed the dirtiest dreams about Jacob Elordi all night last night. Filth! It was glorious. Forcing myself to wake up this morning was a painful experience -- I didn't want it to end. Anyway if I'm a bit off today now you know why. Jacob kept me up all night.

3 comments:

Jim said...

Thank you for all your good works!

Anonymous said...

Is this From On Swift Horses? Have you seen The Narrow Road to the Deep North?

Jason Adams said...

Yeah it's from On Swift Horses. And no I haven't watched Narrow Road yet - I did start it, I think I watched the first episode, but got distracted and haven't gone back. I will at some point. There's too much to watch!