The first posters for Ryan Murphy's Monster: The Ed Gein Story (dropping October 3rd) starring Charlie Hunnam as the original real-life inspiration for Norman Bates and Leatherface have arrived and sure enough -- we're getting Sexy Ed Gein. It's like that joke about there being a "Slutty [fill in the blank]" Halloween costume for college girls looking to sexify up everything under the sun -- a Slutty Hamburglar, a Slutty Office Stapler. Ryan Murphy will make us feel uncomfortably horned up for every maniac who ever lived. And so two years after Evan Peters gave us funny feelings about Jeffrey Dahmer, here's Ed Gein's slutty little biceps. And listen... I'm just gonna quit while I'm ahead. Meaning before I have said anything incriminating. I am not about to get canceled today. Bye!
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Hunnam yummam!
Can't wait
JONATHAN DEMME WAS UTTERLY HOMO/TRANSPHOBIC WITH THE STORY IN THE VILE AND DISGUSTING "THE SILENCE OF THE LAMB". THE EQUALLY EVIL JODIE FOSTER PROVED THAT A CLOSETED, SELFISH AND AMBITIOUS DYKE CAN BE A GAY MEN'S ENEMY!
HUNNAM IS GUILTY OF BEING IN ,(ER, VILE AND DISGUSTING AND ) VIRULENTLY RACIST UK ORIGINAL QUEER AS F#@K!
Girl, take your meds
Also: THE TREES THAT WERE HARVESTED TO MAKE THE PAPER ON WHICH THE BOOK “THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS” WAS PRINTED CAME FROM THE ABSOLUTELY REVOLTING FOREST OF EEEEVIIILLL!
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