Wednesday, April 02, 2025

Who Wore It Best?


Crowded field for birthdays of perennial beefcake today -- we already wished Michael Fassbender a happy one this morning but we had other options, given both Chris Meloni and Pedro Pascal slid out their mommas on an April 2nd (the former in 1961 and the latter in 1975). Finding a commonality between these two proved difficult -- I was hoping I'd find pictures of Pedro in a half-shirt or a skirt to go up against photos of Meloni's memorable turns in both of those but they weren't to be. But both have been photographed multiple times wearing white tank-tops -- and as an aside I do understand why we can't use the term "wifebeater" any more for obvious reasons but I do miss its brevity -- so we'll go with that butch-bitch staple. (Butch Bitch is okay, right? Whatever.) Have at it!




3 comments:

Spideu137 said...

This was tough. Pedro is in peak Zaddy era, but I went with Meloni, one of the only actors in TV history who could make me watch an ultra-violent prison series and, keeping it G rated, enjoy the articles. IYKYK.

dk468 said...

Sorry, neither! Maybe I'M FRIGID! 😂😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Anonymous said...

Meloni, Meloni, Meloni! Thanks for Oz!