Wednesday, April 09, 2025

Which is Hotter?


Actors slash beautiful hunks-o-beef Alan Ritchson and Rodrigo Santoro are right now right this minute down in Australia shooting a movie together that's called Runner, from the director of The Expendables 4 -- it's about "a high-end courier [who] has 3 hours to transport a liver from Brisbane to the Gold Coast" so I think we can expect lots of, you know, running. And a liver! But for this exact moment the two have been caught (via their respective Instagrams) being much more static and lounging around half-naked on a boat together, and we're good with that! Indeed we feel inspired to whip out a fun little poll for y'all...



I think having expectations on the lower end of expectations is probably a good way to go into this movie, but who knows -- we might have a fun action classic ahead! Optimism! Let's try it on for a second. It feels... funny. Whatever. The world needs more silly action movies not based on video-games or involving Jack Black in any shape, way, or form, so I say bring this on. Livers for everbody! Hit the jump for a few more photos of these fine ass fellas chillaxing in the sun...







2 comments:

bdog said...

I remember seeing Rodrigo for the first time in Love Actually. There was a great movie theatre on the UES, east 70's, maybe 3rd ave? I can't remember the name. I remember literally gasping at the shot of him in his underwear. 20 plus years later, and he remains one of the most beautiful men in the world.

Anonymous said...

Neither,too sterile.