Thursday, February 13, 2025

We Have Won the Jacob Elordi Jackpot


Forgot to mention this morning that today was going to be a quiet one because I had a funeral to go to this morning -- loving that 2025! -- but I'm back now, if a little bit day-drunk from the reception so forgive me any typos I miss. Anyway! Last week I told you that On Swift Horses the queer drama that promises to have Jacob Elordi and Babylon star Diego Calva going at it a bunch, has a release date of April 25th. Well lo and be beheld we now have a trailer like cockwork excuse me clockwork. (That typo was on purpose.)

The trailer very much knows what it is selling, and what it is selling is Jacob Elordi being hot and getting gay, and so it's rife with such imagery because we deserve our respites and distractions right now and somebody, bless them, knew that. Here is the trailer:


And after the jump a slew more gifs of note...













3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks for your service, because this bitch will not usually watch trailers unless I don't plan to see the movie. And this one I plan to see.

Anonymous said...

Why jacob elordi plays always the "boyfriend" type guy.?
-euphoria
-priscilla
-saltburn
-on swift horses.

Anonymous said...

I would definitely not call any of those roles the Boyfriend Type.