Zach Snyder's super Dawn of the Dead remake (which turns eight years old in a couple of weeks can ya believe it) was on television the other day and I couldn't help but get sucked in for the thirtieth time. It's so good! And also, so filled with attractive gentleman. If you're gonna get trapped in a shopping mall at the end of the world, there would be worse fates than being stuck there with these guys is all I'm saying. (I'd also like Sarah Polley to be there, but for different far less prurient reasons.)
Anyway if the zombie-pocalypse were happening I don't know that I'd bother marrying anyone - it would just become a big ol' fuck-fest until the end, if you ask me - but for the game's sake let us pretend...
You've got Jake Weber, Michael Kelly and Kevin Zegers there alongside you. Which would you pledge whatever little bit of forever is left to, which would you sneak off to the backroom for a solitary flesh-fest with, and which would you shove out into the throngs of the undead?
.Anyway if the zombie-pocalypse were happening I don't know that I'd bother marrying anyone - it would just become a big ol' fuck-fest until the end, if you ask me - but for the game's sake let us pretend...
You've got Jake Weber, Michael Kelly and Kevin Zegers there alongside you. Which would you pledge whatever little bit of forever is left to, which would you sneak off to the backroom for a solitary flesh-fest with, and which would you shove out into the throngs of the undead?
And if you wanna substitute in the guy from Modern Family,
by all means; he seems to know what he is doing.
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Do Kevin Zegers, Marry Ty Burrell and Dump Jake Weber.
God, I love this movie.
Characters: Do CJ (Michael Kelly), marry Michael (Jake Weber), dump Kevin Zegers's character whose name I don't remember.
Actors: Do Kevin Zegers, marry Michael Kelly, dump (reluctantly) Jake Weber.
do- michael kelly
dump- kevin zegers (so not doing it for me)
marry- jake weber. seriously, that man is the epitome of the perfect husband ever since i started watching "medium". i would marry him in a second.
I don't always answer these but I have an answer this time.
DO Kevin Zegers (Ty Burrell could watch)
DUMP Jake Weber
MARRY Michael Kelly - his belligerent redneck thing in this movie is too hot for one time to be enough, i don't even care that he'd be awful to live with, I would never let him come up for air
Do Zegers (though i wouldn't mind a threesome with Burrell), Dump Weber, Marry Kelly
Oh, you mean the film where notorious Republican hatemonger Zack Schneider blames gays for the global undead plague and compares Muslims to brainless zombies?
DO Michael Kelly. He might be kinky.
DUMP Jake Weber.
MARRY Kevin Zegers. He is a dreamboat.
Can I do them all, Marry none and them dump them all?
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