No, not Jake Gyllenhaal's penis. Filthy-minded.
I mean this:
It is mine! Mine at last!
(Although my excitement has now been dampened by thoughts
of it being Jake Gyllenhaal's penis in my hand instead. Sigh...)
.
It is mine! Mine at last!
(Although my excitement has now been dampened by thoughts
of it being Jake Gyllenhaal's penis in my hand instead. Sigh...)
.
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2 comments:
You should use the phrase "Jake Gyllenhall's penis" more often.
Don't worry, JA, with enough stalkerish ability and elephant tranqs, that day will happen. Never give up hope!
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