I realized oh about ten seconds into what I was doing that I was being insane and yet I couldn't stop myself. It's the sort of deranged fannish nonsense that leads to... well, even more deranged fannish nonsense. But I couldn't stop. There was nothing to be done. The ball had already been shoved over the edge of the hill and I just had to follow it. See, I knew after watching last night's True Blood that gosh it'd be nice to enjoy those shots of Alexander Skarsgard in his altogether (or mostly - damned coy camerawork!) sans Sookie. So I decided to make that happen. Well, what that tiny decision turned into... oh vey, y'all. Oy vey.
. Click it to embiggen, if you dare. I started getting sloppy with my photo-shopping about midway through because I began to fear for my sanity, so their arms are a bit tangled and weird. As opposed to the rest of the project, which is perfectly sanely sane. Sigh.
ETA I forgot to ask y'all what you thought of this last episode? My hatred for "Eggs" knows NO bounds now. I want to reach through the screen and snap every bone in his body. Vile, wretched, heaving hate. Flames up the side of my face.
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ETA I forgot to ask y'all what you thought of this last episode? My hatred for "Eggs" knows NO bounds now. I want to reach through the screen and snap every bone in his body. Vile, wretched, heaving hate. Flames up the side of my face.
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This reminds me of that Robot Chicken episode with Hall Sparks making out with a life-sized doll of himself. "It's not gay, it's masturbation"
WOW.
WOW.
... (wow)
I'm on the "hate-Eggs" bandwagon now too after last Sunday's episode. What a Bitch Sookie and Eric's scene together was easily hotter than any scene she's had with Bill.
Joe I can't figure out if your "wow" is a "golly that's something I like to look upon" or if its a "I am backing away slowly from the crazy person"... well? WHICH IS IT???
I love it! I love it that it ocurred to you, I love it that you actually created it, and I love it that you posted it here for all of us. It's important to express yourself.
(It also makes me feel better about all the Generation Kill slash I've been reading--True Blood fic has too much Sookie.)
RC
I'm sorry, Jason, I can't hear you as I have backed too far away.
You're just jealous, Joe. Jealous of my genius!!!
Ok - I actually like the sloppy photoshop work on the arms - it adds a "Cthuluh" quality missing from most most pictures of hot vampire doppelgangers bedding one another.
Thank you soooo much I've looking for any shots of that scene with Sookie cropped out. I really hate the Eric/Sookie thing.....ALOT. I you want to post more Sookless pics, don't let me stop you.
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