Okay, so Sofia Coppola's next movie Somewhere stars Stephen Dorff, Elle Fanning...
... and now they're telling us Chris Pontius of Jackass fame?
... and now they're telling us Chris Pontius of Jackass fame?...
...
... uh...
Alright, I'll admit it, I've had a crush on Chris Pontius forever. I was always hoping that one of their stunts would involve Pontius and Knoxville getting good and gay with each other. That admittance fills me with shame, and absolutely no one else with surprise.
But this is still terrifically weird. I mean... terrifically weird. Right? Am I right? No, I don't mean "right" as in "... in the head" just... oh nevermind. Don't answer that.
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Well, there is this. Which kinda seems enough.
Enough in what sense, JD? Enough in that I shouldn't be wishing that Johnny Knoxville were laying there beside him, catching all that... okay, must stop self... AHEM. Anyway, no, nothing would ever be enough. Which is the reason why I keep going!
It is set in LA.
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