Director Robert Eggers' magnificent new take on Nosferatu premiered in Los Angeles last evening and all the goth hotties were on hand (including that other Skarsgard buddying up to his Northman director). But most importantly these three hunks knew well enough to get some photos together at the after-party, because they are smart and kind. And if you're white-guy-blind they are Nicholas Hoult, Bill Skarsgård, and Aaron Taylor-Johnson. And even if the movie isn't out for a couple of weeks this still seems like a good moment since we have them here to ask our perrenial "Do Dump or Marry" query! Pick one actor to have a single night of passionate embrace with, one actor to drive a stake through the center of, and one to swap blood with to share a darkly romantic eternity together -- in the comments please and thanks! (And then go read my review of the movie over at Pajiba, also please and thank you.) Nosferatu hits theaters on Christmas Day! And yes even better it is in text a Christmas movie! New yule classic y'all!
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Do: Nicky
Dump: Bill
Marry: Aaron (sorrynotsorry, Sam and my current husband)
Easy one for me. Marry Nicholas, Do Aaron, and Dump Bill
One of the easiest for me too. Marry Nicky, Do Bill, Dump Aaron
Nightly orgy -- with mirrors -- the only answer.
Marry Nicky, Do Bill, Dump Aaron.
Marry Nicholas, do Aaron (repeatedly), dump poor ol goofy looking Bill.
Very easy. Dump ATJ... and honestly I'm good with whatever combo for the other two. My initial inclination was to Do Bill and Marry Nicky BUT if I marry Bill then I will have access to other Skarsgards and that is mighty tempting.
Marry Aaron, Do Nic, Dump Bill
Do Aaron, Marry Aaron dump the other two uglies!
The correct answer is marry Nicholas, fuck Aaron, kill Bill.
marry nicholas, fuck bill, kill aaron
Marry Nick, of course. Common answer. His cheekbones... I root for the other two. Neither of them have my ideal body type (literally bones, muscle, and sinew). So wish them well. I suck at this game.
F Nicky, Kill Bill, Marry Aaron Taylor-Jay
Do - Aaron. You know he gives amazing dick.
Dump - Bill. I keep thinking about Pennywise.
Marry - Nicholas. So handsome and sweet.
Do - Bill. Y'know that gets his freak on
Dump - Aaron, hot but not a long term prospect
Marry - Nick, definitely the most long term potential in that grouping.
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