Thursday, May 30, 2019

My Weekend With Dick

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Alright that's it for the week! As I mentioned last week round this time I'm on my Summer Fridays schedule now, so the site's closed for business for three-day weekends every week between now and  Labor Day. Oh you'll make due. Whilst I scamper away I'll mention there are three big movies out this weekend but I've only seen one of them, which is Rocketman, which I loved. My review is right on here if you missed it yesterday. The other new movies out this weekend are the latest Godzilla flick (about which, reviews be damned, I am seriously very excited -- I'm a super Godzilla nerd) and the horror film Ma, and I plan on using my three-day weekend to take them both in. So stay tuned! We'll see ya come Monday...

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One Parasite To Rule Them All

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We were already terribly monstrously enthusiastic about Bong Joon-ho's latest film called Parasite the minute we heard about it last January, so when it just played Cannes to the sort of ecstatic reviews most people save for the morning after a night spent with me, and then when it won the Palme d'Or, well, our enthusiasm went up up up and then up some more.

(Here is the first poster and the first trailer, although be forewarned that trailer has no subtitles yet.) And today comes word we're going to need all of that enthusiasm to sustain us for awhile, because Neon isn't releasing the movie until October. October 11th to be exact, which a reader pointed out to me is right smack dab in the middle of the New York Film Festival -- it'd be super if they can get Bong in town for that!

Anyway if you'd like the newly released synopsis of the film and a whole slew more of new-to-me photographs from it to boot I'll put them all after the jump...

The Perfection in 150 Words or Less

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Feels free-associative like some writers screamed out words -- Cello! Lesbians! China! Self-mutilation! -- and kept whatever stuck their fancy, drawing a through-line after the fact; I say this as a sort of compliment? The Perfection has got that bonkers Martyrs feel where one moment swerves violently to the next keeping you entirely untethered but by the end they somehow manage to, mostly, make sense of it. There are some China-sized plot-holes, sure, but there's a pleasantness to the psycho experience, and to the conclusion they squirrel out of their self-imposed chaos. Your allegiances shift like a season of Survivor put into a blender -- it's a fruit smoothie of nuts and fingers.
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Vote Your Bat Man

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Although the news was first broken that Robert Pattinson had already gotten himself cast as Bruce Wayne and Bruce Wayne's fetishy alter-ego in Matt Reeves' forthcoming Bat-flick it's since wavered back and forth that he and Nicholas Hoult are both up for the part, and today comes word that they are each screen-testing for it. Slap on the cowl and mumble something dark to me, fellas. Honestly I love both of these boys and I would be fine with either. (Rob makes the awful fanboys angrier though so I lean towards him.) Y'all choose for me...
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Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Red River (1948)

Cherry: There are only two things more beautiful
than a good gun: a Swiss watch or a woman
from anywhere. Ever had a good... Swiss watch?

You give me an opportunity to reference the gayest scene of all time -- that'd be John Ireland (more of him here) and Montgomery Clift comparing their pistols in Red River, obviously -- and I'm gonna reference that shit. (See also here.) Today's excuse is the 123rd anniversary of the birth of the film director Howard Hawks, who like a true gentleman gave us this gem. 

I had a lot of Hawks Films I could've chose to highlight today, but thanks to this scene Red River's always the first one I think of. And right after that comes Ball of Fire and Bringing Up Baby and His Girl Friday and on and on...

So what's your favorite Howard Hawks film?
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Andrew Scott Two Times

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Two more shots of Andy via that NYT profile I shared last week have popped up and thank goodness they did -- I needed to spend the rest of the afternoon having more sacrilegious thoughts about Fleabag's so-called (and so called for good reason) Sexy Priest. I hope all this attention he's been getting from new quarters renews interest in more episodes of Sherlock, only they make it a prequel and it's all about Moriarty this time. That's my dream anyway!


Thanks For the Reminder, Russell Tovey

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According to his Instagram ol' Russell's been hanging out in NYC this week, including the "3am pee break" he captured for all of our benefits above -- thanks for the sight-seeing, Russ! That's the New York I know and love. Anyway this reminds me I need to catch back up with his new show Years and Years, which I haven't watched since I shared the sexy bits from the first episode a couple of weeks ago. I am guessing there are more sexy bits! Gotta get on that. Now... how do I identify that bathroom? Bring me my spy-glasses and Sherlock cap, stat! ETA Russell just added this "Before" picture for everybody's dirty-minded benefit:


Which is Hotter?

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I have been criminally negligent is paying enough attention to Ma, the Octavia Spencer led psycho-lady horror flick out in theaters tomorrow -- I posted the trailer back in February when it first dropped but I've stopped looking at everything having to do with it until now, since the trailer, as fun as it is, gives away far too much and I wanted to save some surprises for myself. So my thanks to Bello magazine for reaching right through my self-imposed content vacuum and catching me where it counts -- cute boys! 

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This month Bello features photo-shoots slash chats with two of the movie's teenage fellas -- click here for their Gianni Paolo article, and click here for their chat with Corey Fogelmanis. Hope you gave your casting folks a thumbs up, openly gay director Tate Taylor. If you need more information before voting in that poll hit the jump for their entire photoshoots, starting with Gianni Paolo...

You Actin' Kinda Shady

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The last time I checked in with the Jordan Peele produced Candyman reboot was when Aquaman villain actor Yahya Abdul-Mateen (seen above via his Insta, bless) joined the cast, and we thought that he might be replacing Tony Todd as the hell-minded hook-hander. Nope! Word last night broke that Tony Todd is returning.... but maybe for just a cameo? It's still unclear but here's what Todd himself had to say:

"Out of the blue I got a phone call from Jordan Peele. We’re still waiting for the contract, but the way he explained it to me was that it’s gonna be applause-worthy moments. That’s his words. No matter what happens with that, it’s gonna just put renewed attention on the original.”

We do have word though, which was missing when I first reported this, that Yahya is playing "an artist who becomes obsessed with the bloody legend; Teyonah Parris is his art dealer girlfriend." So it will be set in the art world, which connects it nicely to the horrific urban murals and graffiti of the original. We also know that Chicago's Cabrini Green projects from the original film have been gentrified out of existence -- it's now a hip fancy neighborhood, and Peele smartly plans to focus on that. Or he does along with the film's director Nia DaCosta anyway -- I probably keep giving Peele too much of the credit, but he is the Horror Man wearing the big Horror Pants of the moment after all.


Five Frames From ?

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What movie is this?
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Good Morning, World

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It took me a couple of extra days to get around to it but I watched the finale of Fosse / Verdon last night --which gifted us with this scene here of Jake Lacy (who played Gwen Verdon's long long long suffering partner Ron) -- and boy are my wings tired! Sorry the vaudevillian aspects of the show took me over for a second there. No in all seriousness Michelle Williams, a terribly gifted actress, did her finest work so far on the series, if you ask me...
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... which you did, ask me that is, by clicking over here to my site. So there. I told you. I was a little less enamored with Rockwell's work, although to lay it all bare I had a chip on my shoulder towards him because of how bad I thought he was in Three Billboards and how he cruised to an Oscar for that, so my head very well might not've been screwed on generously towards his favor. I will say that his dancing scene with his daughter during the finale was one of my favorite scenes on the entire series -- he went out on a high note. But Michelle, Michelle was transcendent, really and truly. If you haven't watched the series it's worth it to watch her work alone. Jake Lacy in his boxer shorts is just a bonus! A big one. Hit the jump for a dozen more gifs...

Wednesday, May 29, 2019

Boot Scoot & Skedaddle Taron

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(pic via) In case you missed our review of Rocketman 
earlier today read it here. Have a good night, y'all.
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Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:


Waitress: So you're just going to sit here 
drinking coffee all night long. 
Christine: Yes... Maybe! What's it to you?
Waitress: Honey, I make my money on tips.
Coffee drinkers don't tip.
Christine: Honey, just keep the coffee coming, 
or I'll give you a tip you won't forget!

Since Drag Me to Hell came out ten years ago today (!!!) Sam Raimi has made... wait while I count this all up, carry the zero... Sam Raimi has made ONE movie since this came out. ONEEEE. That is a bucket of goat's blood worth of awful. I don't even want to get into the fact that actress Alison Lohman has also all but vanished since then -- this movie about a curse was cursed! 

Even though DMTH got great reviews (here is mine) and remains one of Raimi's finest accomplishments -- I would call it one of the best horror films of the new millenium, easy peasy -- it didn't do great at the box office because people are awful, and when Raimi followed it up with his flop Oz movie, which even diehards like me couldn't defend, well I don't blame Sam for taking a breather. Making some Evil Dead TV was a plenty fine breather. You can come back now, Sam. We're ready. Drag Me to Hell 2 is a'callin...
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Harris Dickinson Twelve Times

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I was surprised when Harris Dickinson's name popped up last week as a stand-out in Xavier Dolan's new film at Cannes since I had no idea that Harris Dickinson was even in it -- I guess Xav was a Harris' work in Beach Rats fan too. As well he should've been. No word when Matthias & Maxime will hit the US...

... and Dolan per usual is being a Debbie Downer and doesn't think it will get a release here at all, although to be fair to those pessimistic tendencies he does have history on his side on that count. But we will surely keep you abreast of any and all news! Until then we've got this new shoot Harris did for GQ Style, hit the jump for it...

And This One's For You

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I don't want to spend this review comparing Rocketman to last year's abysmal Queen bio-pic Bohemian Rhapsody because Rocketman, a far superior film in every which way, deserves better than that. (Just like poor Freddie deserved better than the film he got.) Yet it was hard not to watch the film through that lens, given not just the fact that its director Dexter Fletcher worked on Rhapsody after Bryan Singer had his mid-production collapse but also that when I sat down to watch Rocketman there were rumors the studio wanted to water down "the gay stuff" in order to, I don't know, not alienate assholes I guess.

Rocketman proves what a difference having the right gay voice in the room makes. Bohemian Rhapsody probably never stood a chance, since its "right gay voice" was dead and couldn't speak for himself and his band-mates agendas were their own. But Rocketman clearly benefitted well from having Elton John around -- it is truly as gay as all get out. 

I don't just mean the kissing and the humping and the gratuitous moments galore. I mean the moments like when you go to a party with your straight friends and you end up watching them pair off and you end up being the lone 'mo wall-flowering it up beside the punchbowl. Those moments when your dad glared at you with befuddlement, incapable of even having a conversation. Rocketman is rich with them -- I felt it time and again deep in my old gay bones.

But it's also a joyful experience -- it might be framed against Elton's battles with drink and drug and, uhh, literally everything on the planet, but unlike Rhapsody, which trod the same ground and made Freddie Mercury's life look like a foul stench, a thing stuck to a shoe, Rocketman goes out of its way to have Elton say that yes, he did it all, but he loved every minute of it. He sang high and long and wild, and it was beautiful goddamnit.

It's impossible to take your eyes off of Taron Egerton the second he shows up -- the two younger boys who play younger Elton are also stellar -- and Taron rip-roars through the film, an effortless Elton, on stage and off. There's a clear and precise and yes probably mainstreamed vision of Elton's battles with bridging the him he was and the him he was meant to be -- it's messier than the paint-by-numbers approach of Rhapsody but still of a mold; it just thankfully spills its edges now and again.

It truly feels like a celebration of a real person who led a great big life, and gifted us with a catalogue of gorgeous music that's touched us all. And the way it feeds the music into the story, and not the other way around, makes for an entirely more captivating experience than just a tennis match back-and-forth between "not singing scene" and "song scene." It shuffles, shimmies, sparkles, like it should. Elton's life is his music, his music is his life, and Rocketman sings us his song. And it's beautiful, goddamnit.


Andy Gone Wild

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Gia Coppola just posted this shot of Andrew Garfield this morning -- he is starring in her next film called Mainstream, and he is apparently doing it as a blond! This isn't a shock to those of us who saw the pictures of him (thx Mac) running around in Los Angeles with that hair a few days ago...

... but it's still a look. Or as the kids and/or homosexuals are saying, a lewk. (Nobody says that do they?) Anyway Mainstream (which co-stars Jason Schwartzman and Maya Hawke) is, according to IMDb, about "Three lovers [who] struggle to preserve their identities as they form an eccentric love triangle within the fast-moving modern world." This had better be a goddamned bisexual love triangle, because I'm sick of Jules & Jim rip-offs not going there. Jules & Jim was almost sixty years ago! The subtext is text, yo. Anyway I ask y'all...
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Frock You

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A24 was nice enough today to finally give us some In Fabric content! The latest film from The Duke of Burgundy director Peter Strickland might not have a precise US release date yet, but it's got a poster and it's got a trailer now, so the former will probably be announced soon enough. It tells the story of a haunted dress and the very odd world it inhabits... it's really a one of a kind experience, akin to all else that Strickland has touched cinematically so far. Anyway I reviewed the film exactly 20 days ago for the Tribeca Film Festival -- read that here. In three words, I loved it. But there are way more words at the link. Here's that trailer...
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Five Frames From ?

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What movie is this?
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Gay Love Yourself, From Sufjan

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I don't know if we're ever going to get an official "coming out" statement from Sufjan Stevens but do we really need one at this point? I mean I think it's a little lame that he avoids the subject of any people in his personal life, of any gender, in interviews -- you really have got to go out of your way to do that, to talk at length to another person (meaning an interviewer) and not mention anything personal of that sort, ever. It sounds exhausting. 

That said he expresses this side of himself pretty openly in his actual music and maybe that is enough. On that note Sufjan just dropped two songs for Pride Month today -- one called "Love Yourself" and one called "With My Whole Heart" -- you can buy them here. And he also designed a rainbow-colored Sufjan t-shirt, which you see above, and which you can buy right here.

I spent about an hour this morning trying to get my order to go through (it just did!) so I haven't had a chance to listen to the music yet -- maybe it's just Sufjan singing "I'm gay / gay as the hills / the hills that Oliver fucked Elio in" -- we'll see. Here's a bit from the site: 

"In celebration of Pride Month, Sufjan Stevens is releasing two new songs on the topic of love: “Love Yourself” and “With My Whole Heart,” available on limited-edition 7” vinyl and on all digital platforms May 29, 2019. “Love Yourself” is based on a sketch Sufjan wrote 20 years ago. The original 4-track demo he recorded in 1996 is included as well as a short instrumental reprise. “With My Whole Heart” is a completely new song that Sufjan wrote as a personal challenge to “write an upbeat and sincere love song without conflict, anxiety, or self-deprecation.” Sufjan also designed a new Gay Pride T-shirt that is available on his new merchandizing platform Sufjamz. A portion of the proceeds from this project will support two organizations that offer help for LGBTQ+ homeless kids in America—the Ali Forney Center in Harlem, NY, and the Ruth Ellis Center in Detroit, MI. Limited edition 7-inch available June 28th."
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Good Morning, World

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This photo of James McAvoy looking insane is 
summing up my morning mood. How about you?
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Tuesday, May 28, 2019

Chris Hemsworth Six Times

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Howdy folks, apologies for the soft rebound from the long weekend today -- I seem to be having some sort of sinus slash allergy attack that's left me in the most dreary braindead state. I know, I know -- how can ya tell, et cetera. Anyway I've just sort of been staring at the wall befuddled for the past several hours, dim as dirt, and even now as I write these wholly uninteresting things here it's like dragging the sentences up a mountain in the pouring rain -- all's an effort. I'll counteract my dullness with some Chris Hemsworth pictures then, and hope for better tomorrow. See ya there and then and hit the jump for the rest... 

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Boom! (1968)

Sissy: Has it ever occurred to you that life is
all memory? Except for each present moment
that goes by so quickly you can hardly catch it?

Ahh the wisdom of crocodiles... that is to say I mean Liz Taylor. The wisdom of Liz. Not far off from a crocodile, though -- both with tough skin and make a great bag. Anyway I told you a few weeks back that the fine folks at Shout Factory! were gracing us with a foursome of camp classics on blu-ray for the first time for our Gay Pride festivities, and today the first two of those discs are hitting -- Boom! here's one of them and the other is the 1995 drag-opus To Wong Foo et cetera, you can buy that here. And in two weeks the other half of our fourgy -- the gay rom-com Jeffrey with Steven Weber and the best gem of this bunch the Village People musical Can't Stop the Music  -- will be out! Don't worry I will remind you again. How could I not? I have a reputation to uphold...