Tuesday, August 25, 2026
RIP Dolly
Thursday, April 24, 2025
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:
Steel Magnolias (1989)
Ouiser: I do not see plays, because I can nap at home for free. And I don't see movies 'cause they're trash, and they got nothin' but naked people in 'em! And I don't read books, 'cause if they're any good, they're gonna make 'em into a miniseries.
Monday, May 01, 2023
Josh Segarra Eleven Times
Tuesday, May 03, 2022
Oscar Isaac Three Times
I haven't read Oscar's new interview with the New York Times talking his lil' Moon Knight program, have you? If you have or if you click that link and do let me know if it's worth using up one of my free monthly articles on -- I'm not convinced he'll say anything that he hasn't said in one of his ten thousand other interviews over the past several weeks that will justify that, to be honest. Those clicks are like gold! Anyway I would typically now with great enthusiasm bring up his outfit at the Met Gala last night but the whole "Abortion Thing" really kinda dampened my feels re: caring about silly costume theater with the mega-rich prancing about as the world burns to a literal Robber Baron theme. Yeah Oscar looked hot in his dress...
Keep waiting for photos of Oscar Isaac from the back in his Met Gala tux-dress pic.twitter.com/L75PhKGqD4
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) May 3, 2022
Wednesday, January 19, 2022
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)
Miss Mona: Well I always just thought if you seesomebody without a smile, give 'em yours!
Monday, March 30, 2020
Read to Me, Dolly
I don't know about you but there seems to be only one thing in this world that every person can agree on and that is Dolly Parton, and the thought of her reading a bedtime story to me once a week in these trying damn times is like the warmest blanket I've ever imagined; hence the tears. I will be there anyway, and I think y'all should join us. This becoming a thing sounds like the first actual sense of comfort I've felt in three weeks. Dolly is magic.
Friday, December 13, 2019
Good Morning, World
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Tuesday, December 03, 2019
Good Morning, World
Monday, February 11, 2019
Good Morning, World
Monday, September 18, 2017
The Emmys That Weren't
Tuesday, March 28, 2017
I Am Link
"We were shooting part of the Christmas scene, and this was in the dead of August, and we were sitting out on the porch of Truvy’s beauty shop. We were waiting, and there was a lot of stop and start. The women were dressed for Christmas, and Dolly was sitting on the swing. She had on that white cashmere sweater with the marabou around the neck, and she was just swinging, cool as a cucumber. Julia said, “Dolly, we’re dying and you never say a word. Why don’t you let loose?” Dolly very serenely smiled and said, “When I was young and had nothing, I wanted to be rich and famous, and now I am. So I’m not going to complain about anything.”
--- After Life - Somebody yell at me about writing up my thoughts on Life, the sci-fi movie with Jake Gyllenhaal and Ryan Reynolds, please; while I wait for that here's word that Jake is re-teaming with Life's director Daniel Espinoza on a movie called The Anarchists vs. ISIS, which is based on a Rolling Stone article about the true story of "a ragtag team of American volunteers, socialists and outcasts who are fighting alongside the Kurdish militia known as the YPG to beat ISIS in Syria and establish an anarchist collective amid the rubble of war." You can read the original article right here. Or just wait for Jake's pretty face to make it all more palatable, whatever.
--- Earn the Dern - As Big Little Lies finishes up its stellar season and as we wait for Twin Peaks to start in a few weeks Laura Dern's got to find something to do, and she's having no trouble at all, thankfully - she's going to play the lead in Justin "King Cobra" Kelly's movie about phony hipster author JT Leroy, for one. That will co-star Kristen Stewart. And then, because she likes nothing more than mixing shit up she's going to co-star opposite Liam Neeson in another one of his revenge thrillers; she's playing "the wife" (god I hope it's more than that) in Hard Powder, which has Neeson chasing down the drug cartel that murdered his son.
--- But Speaking of Big Little Lies I hate that people are even asking the question whether that wooden plank Alexander Skarsgard swung around on this week's episode was really his dick or not - if you have to ask that question you have never seen a penis in your life. If you want to see pictures of the fake fake thing click here (link NSFW not for the fake penis but for actual real gay pornography on the sidebars) but I'm not polluting up MNPP with that phony filth. Go real or go home, Alex! (My home, I mean.)
--- There & Here - And let's talk about a different Shirley Maclaine movie now! I got a bit pissy regarding somebody else's thoughts on Hal Ashby's masterpiece Being There on Twitter the other day, so In was glad to read Mark Harris' piece on the film for the new Criterion release, which is more in line with how I read the film. Choice bit:
"Being There asserts itself as a parable about innocence, cynicism, and limitless credulity. We invest people with unspeakable power by reinventing them as reflections of our hopes and our vanities, and it is thus terrifyingly possible for us to endow a complete imbecile who watches TV all day with qualities he has never possessed. This idea will never go out of style; as a cautionary tale, Being There is elastic enough to feel as if it is perpetually about our moment, as long as our moment includes campaigns, elections, and politicians."
--- Hot Potatoes - All of the headlines about Mike Newell's new movie (with the cumbersome title of The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society, which is after a book I am told) are grabbing onto the grab-bag of Downton Abbey actors he's cast in it, but clearly the more important story is the word that it will have a heatwave of dude hotness in the triumvirate of Michiel Huisman, Glen Powell, and Matthew Goode sharing the screen. Somebody get me onto that set, please!
--- And Finally I haven't had a chance to read this one yet but The Guardian chatted with actress Hanna Schygulla about her work with Rainer Werner Fassbinder earlier this week (thx Mac) - I guess they're doing a whole retrospective on the director at the British Film Institute this month, which she'll be taking part in. Also I cant remember if I mentioned this previously but RWF's 1972 TV series Eight Hours Don't Make a Day is being re-released and should play the US sometime this year. That's probably my number one cannot miss event of 2017 (besides Trump's impeachment and arrest, of course).
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Monday, January 19, 2015
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Thursday, January 19, 2012
Do Dump or Marry - The Ladies Of Consolidated
This query involves their characters - the mousy newcomer Judy (played by Jane Fonda), the manic yet efficient Violet (played by Lily Tomlin) and the busty and bubbly Doralee (played by Dolly). Which would you drop the pencil in your office for some afternoon delight with, which would you give their pink slip, and which would you chain up in an elaborate system of cords and pulleys to keep forever?
Friday, January 13, 2012
Every Last Inch Of Him's Covered With Hair

Monday, November 28, 2011
I Am Link
--- Martian Man - Some more pictures from Pixar's John Carter
--- Foster Cares - Over at The Film Experience Nat interviewed Ben Foster and he's about as reluctant an interview subject as you'd suppose him to be, but Nat gets some good stuff out of him. He's a big Melancholia fan, which I've been jonesing to see again something bad. I don't know if I'd be able to resist asking him to trot out his Freaks and Geeks character, and I don't think that would go over well.
--- Suited Up - Christopher Nolan finished shooting The Dark Knight Rises last week and THR got some words from Batman himself Christian Bale about hanging up the rubber suit. That's nice and all but what I'm noticing is how hot he's looking in the suit there. Have they done some alterations? Some sexy alterations? because I don't remember him looking that good in it before. It doesn't even need nipples.Thursday, August 11, 2011
Lunchtime Music Break
Monday, June 06, 2011
I Am Link
--- Slow Show - I'm having one of those days where everything I read is making me angry. Take this tag-team take-down by the NY Times critics of a recent piece in the New York Times Magazine about how that writer can't stomach "slow" movies anymore. I agree with most everything Dargis and Scott have to say in rebuttal to this ridiculousness - although I got a little eye-rolly at Scott's insistence on bringing The Tree of Life into it, til he allowed for some wiggle-room for those of us that found that film ponderous for other reasons - but mostly it just made me nuts that the original article even got published in the first place. I get enough of a defense of intellectual laziness from our politicians, thanks very much. I thought I'd be safe amongst art critics. Shame is a lost art in this world.
--- Mutant X'd - Over at io9 they're offering a few reasons why X-Men Muppet Babies underperformed a little bit box-office-wise, including it's Michael Fassbender's fault for not being Hugh Jackman, and then the first comment uses the word "funnest." I am just gonna throw myself off a cliff and be done with it. I have no patience for anything today.--- Fun Fact of the Day - I didn't know that the background sound in Dolly Parton's "9 to 5" song was her tapping her fake nails on a counter-top! Learn all that and more over at Low Resolution where Joe and Mark are taking on the Best Song category at the 1980 Oscars.
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Good Morning, World
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