Thursday, October 30, 2025
Hello, Sydney... Again? Again
Monday, September 22, 2025
Good Morning, World
Wednesday, March 12, 2025
Parker Posey Island Hop
Friday, February 14, 2025
Don't Forget...
Friday, January 24, 2025
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:
The Nest (2020)
Allison: You can blame shit on me Sam, but you'rethe one who's going to have to live with your choices.Sam: I don't have to make choices, mom.I'll just find a man to make my choices for me.
Wednesday, July 03, 2024
MaXXXine, You Forgot To Put On The Red Light
As a fairly rabid fan of both X and Pearl -- I've never been able to choose a favorite between the two as they hit very different joy buttons making it depend on my mood -- it brings me absolutely nothing but pain to share that MaXXXine did next to nothing for me. The giddiness I felt for the first half an hour or so here watching Mia Goth klick ass -- and even though this movie has very little idea what to do with her Mia Goth never stops kicking ass -- speeded out of me like air fizzling from a gently pricked balloon.
I'm seeing it a second time next week and I am fervently hoping that I'll be less down on it after that, but as it stands now on a single watch MaXXXine just feels like whiff after whiff -- it sets up what oughta be homerun after homerun and then just spins its wheels around them, unsure where to go or what to say or do. Nothing feels very propulsive, or meaningful -- ideas are introduced only to suffocate from lack of oxygen.
Stylistically it's sometimes fun, but only on a surface-level -- yes okay you're using the Brian De Palma split-screens, but where is any sense of De Palma's sleaze and perversion? Nowhere, that's where. It's a heap of red herrings lit up by neon signs. There's no urgency, no danger -- Maxine herself is such a force we never fear for her, and she remains so singlemindedly antisocial that the "friends" she's made, the ones who are in danger, never register enough for us to care when their times to bleed come.
I know there's been some retroactive appreciation for Scream 3 over the past several years -- mostly due to Parker Posey's hilarious turn in it -- but all I could think of watching MaXXXine was Scream 3 and not in a good way. There are half-baked meta allusions about the brutality of behind-the-scenes Hollywood yadda yadda but neither film makes them amount to much. And MaXXXine doesn't even have a Parker Posey to rescue it. It's Scream 3 without Parker Posey! Imagine!
Of course Goth is never bad and she gives it her all, but there's just nowhere for Maxine the character as written to go -- not as this movie shows it anyway. The pieces of the mystery that she finds herself in click into their expected place with a complete lack of surprise, or oomph -- MaXXXine feels like everybody cashed their checks and was halfway out the door before the first clapboard could slap Action. This was so fucking depressing.
Friday, February 02, 2024
Glover the Lover
I haven't watched #MrAndMrsSmith but I have seen these images of Donald Glover in it and HOO BOY pic.twitter.com/HMr3n170LZ
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) February 2, 2024
Friday, January 05, 2024
Parker Posey! The White Lotus! Ahhh!!!
That said what I most want from The White Lotus' third season is for it to be subtitled TANYA'S REVENGE and include a scene where a miles tall Jennifer Coolidge rises Kraken-like from the depths to wreak her vengeance pic.twitter.com/uglJComZnp
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) January 5, 2024
Monday, April 17, 2023
The Thunderdome of Maternal Disappointment
Thursday, March 09, 2023
Thursday's Ways Not To Die
"Joseph Fulton, a famous director, wants to work at a cemetery. Meanwhile, he has his last will and testament drawn up. His girlfriend thinks he's dying. Rumor spreads and soon everyone he knows gathers to say their last farewells."
Let's all form a prayer circle that the lead female role goes to Parker! A Hartley movie without her still never feels right, no matter how many times it happens. Hit the jump for links to all of the previous "Ways Not To Die"...
Tuesday, January 10, 2023
Beau Ain't the Only One
Anyway yes the trailer is here and I know I'm not the only one getting Charlie Kaufman vibes (which I mentioned last week -- last week! -- with the poster as well) because I saw people saying as much on Twitter. It's screaming Synecdoche New York meets I'm Thinking of Ending Things at me. And I like it, I like it! Anyway watch and decide for yourself:
Listen if there's anyone that everyone should be aping it's Charlie Kaufman, so you'll hear no complaints around these parts. It's a fact that when it's a year that Charlie Kaufman puts out a movie the number one slot on my "favorite films of the year" list is always accounted for, and has been every damned time. But one of my other favorite filmmakers riffing on Kaufman? Sign me the fuck up, and that's before we even get to the glimpse of Parker Posey...
Thursday, January 05, 2023
No Disappointment Here
Anyone else immediately think of this looking at the #BeauIsAfraid poster or am only I Charlie Kaufman Nerd enough to go right there pic.twitter.com/fizn5WVJ6K
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) January 5, 2023
Tuesday, November 15, 2022
Wherefore Art Thou Criterion
Thursday, June 23, 2022
Small Screen Dorians
Tuesday, June 21, 2022
Good Morning, World
Monday, January 31, 2022
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:
Waiting For Guffman (1996)
UFO Expert: I've been coming to this circle for about five years, and measuring it. The diameter and the circumference are constantly changing, but the radius stays the same. Which brings me to the number 5. There are five letters in the word Blaine. Now, if you mix up the letters in the word Blaine, mix 'em around, eventually, you'll come up with Nebali. Nebali. The name of a planet in a galaxy way, way, way... way far away. And another thing. Once you go into that circle, the weather never changes. It is always 67 degrees with a 40% chance of rain.
Monday, November 08, 2021
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
Libby Mae: What New York really is, is it's an island,with lots of people, lots of different people... I hopeto maybe meet some guys, some Italian guys,and maybe watch some TV.
Thursday, July 22, 2021
You Better Posey
While I enjoyed watching Parker Posey slum it up as Dr Smith in the otherwise unremarkable Lost in Space reboot it remains UTTERLY DERANGED to me that nobody has built an entire TV series around her one-of-a-kind genius so we could toss all of the awards at her pic.twitter.com/7payLMs6zM
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) July 22, 2021
Thursday, June 17, 2021
I Am Link
--- Friends No More -- I'll admit that my enthusiasm for In Bruges director Martin McDonagh has been dulled a bit by the projects he's done since that -- Seven Psychopaths and especially Three Billboards (ugh) were big letdowns for me -- but today's news that he's reuniting with the stars of his original masterpiece, Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson, for his next one well that gives me renewed vim n' vigor, McDonagh-wise. The film will be called The Banshees of Inisherin and will film in August and is about a pair of lifelong friends who're navigating the awkward space where they no longer want to be friends.
--- Step Up -- Another addition to the incredibly stacked cast of that true-crime adaptation The Staircase, which already had Juliette Binoche, Colin Firth, and Toni Collette -- ex-twink Dane DeHaan will now also be sleazing around the joint. I was going to make a joke about how he could play The Owl but I don't know if any of you will get that joke. Anyway I apparently missed the news that the series will also co-star Parker freaking Posey too! Everyone, literally everyone, will be there. get me to this set!
--- Til Death Do -- Kristen Wiig is going to star in an adaptation of the upcoming book called The Husbands, which "follows an overworked mother who, while house-hunting in a nice suburban neighborhood, meets a group of high-powered women with enviably supportive husbands. When she agrees to take on a legal case involving the untimely death of one resident’s husband, she risks exposing not only the secrets at the heart of her own marriage, but the true secret to having it all, one worth killing for." I can't for the life of me tell the tone from that description; it could be dead serious or it could be Desperate Housewives. Even a gender-flipped Stepford Wives maybe?
--- And Finally since I began this post with a crazy stacked cast I'll finish with the same - Apple is producing a psychological-thriller series called Surface from the creator of the High Fidelity series, and it will star several MNPP fave babes including Oliver Jackson-Cohen, Stephan James, Ari Graynor, François Arnaud, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, and Marianne Jean Baptiste. Good grief -- Get me to that set! To all of the sets! I gotta get the fuck outta my house! Ahem. Surface is described as "an elevated thriller about a woman’s quest to rebuild her life after a suicide attempt, and her struggle to remember – and understand – everything that led up to the moment when she jumped." Gugu is the lead. (And hopefully Oliver & Francois are sharing a trailer.)




































































