Good Morning, Me

It's my birthday and I'll post this dangerously sexy photoshoot (via) of Dune: Prophecy and Dangerous Animals hunk Josh Heuston if I want to -- somewhat random since I don't think he's promoting anything except his hotness right now, but I'm sold. And it being my birthday -- have I mentioned it's my birhtday -- I'm going to take it somewhat easy today and I had this shoot right on hand. Why am I even making excuses for posting these photos? Look at him, for god's sake. Hey Josh if you wanna pop outta my cake this evening I wouldn't be anrgy. Hit the jump for the entire shoot...

Maybe the Dangerous Animals Were Us All Along

I have been relentlessly hyped for Dangerous Animals, the "Jai Courtney murders people with sharks" movie since it was announced in May of last year -- how could I not be? That description has everything. Jai Courtney. Murder. Sharks. These are my interests boiled down to their essence. Just glance through our archives and you'll see all my ceaseless yapping. So anyway now the movie's in theaters today, the critics have been raving, and... y'all I didn't like it. What? How??? I even watched the movie twice just to make sure! I thought maybe the first view might've been a fluke because I had a really annoying woman sitting next to me at the screening who kept talking through the entire thing -- seriously if your deep insights amount to, "Oh he's dead" maybe keep that shit to yourself? -- but unfortunately the second viewing only cemented my first negative opinion, and even harder. 

Jai himself is a lot of fun, but the rest? Ooof. So yeah go read my review at Pajiba for the all of the gory details. I'm feeling extremely alone on an island with this opinion, too -- like I said as of right now this movie has a positive 88% on Rotten Tomatoes. But I'm right. Since it pains me to say it so much I have to be! It just never threads the needle it needs to between dumb and fun. The script is legitimately and deeply bad (dialogue that made me want to permanently deafen myself) and the movie takes itself stupidly serious. And I hate hate hated the two lead characters that weren't Jai. What a sad day for us all. Well at least we'll always have The Loved Ones, director Sean Byrne. Onto the next...

Just finished a review sort of eviscerating a movie I was really looking forward to and I thought I liked fine on a first watch - we critics can be unwieldy beasts

— Jason Adams (@jamnpp.bsky.social) June 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM

Jai Courtney Six Times

With Dangerous Animals out next week and with me having now seen it (as foretold last evening when I posted some other photos of Jai Courtney looking extremely fuckable in a suit at a screening) I think y'all should expect several Jai Courtney posts to pop up in that time, if the world delivers me the content I crave to post anyway. Today these photos came from Jai himself (via), styled for the film's L.A. screening I do believe. Anyway point being...

... that the haircut Jai got in between the photos that I posted yesterday and these photos that I am posting right now is extremely hot, and this man continues to make me think alarmingly yet deliciously degrading thoughts. Ahem. Hit the jump for the rest...

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... doing a full load with Josh Heuston. 

(via, click to embiggen)

Good Morning, Josh Heuston

While I've mainly paid attention to the fact that it's our furry lover Jai Courtney that stars in the "Jai Courtney kills people with sharks" movie Dangerous Animals -- and with ample reason! -- we should also definitely take a moment to acknowledge the fact that the movie co-stars the Dune series hot-piece Josh Heuston as one of Jai's prospective victims, who we've come to enjoy staring at (specifically dat ass) in the wake of said Dune series. (See previous posts here.) And thankfully Flaunt magazine went and gave us this photoshoot to memorialize the moment and give the boy his proper due! Hallelujah and hit the jump for all said due...

I Wanna Jai You Like An Animal

When this movie was first announced last May I immediately went bonkers for it, as could be predicted by the mish-mash of words one needs to use to describe it -- Dangerous Animals is directed by Sean Byrne, director of The Loved Ones, and it stars Jai Courtney as a serial killer who kills people by feeding them to sharks. If you built a blender large enough to drop my entire body into this is the movie that would come pouring out into your glass once my person was fully blended. Anyway that was a year ago and now the time has arrived, so get to building your people blenders -- the movie is coming out in theaters on June 6th and we've got a teaser trailer! And...

... like a full fifty percent of it is Jai dancing around in his underwear! As if they needed to win me over further? I'd already bought my ticket last May y'all! Anyway as I also mentioned in my post last year this movie co-stars the supernaturally pretty Josh Heuston, who we've become far more familiar with (especially his bum) thanks to the Dune series on Max. So that's exciting as well! Here is the trailer:

Dangerous Animals! Out on June 6th! Be there!

Josh Heuston Eight Times

I feel as if I willed this new Men's Health photoshoot of Dune Prophecy actor Josh Heuston into being by posting photos of his co-star Chris Mason two days ago -- Josh didn't like the attention coming off of him so he took sexy retaliation! That's the best kind of retaliation. Or it could be Josh is just an exhibitionist. Given he looks like he looks and he is a former male model and I was able to gather up a shit-ton of photos for the big gratuitous post I did on him when DP was on this seems likely, and natural and good. So hit the jump for the entire exhibition then...

Chris Mason Twelve Times

It only seemed fair once I stumbled upon this photoshoot of Dune Prophecy (and Riverdale) actor Chris Mason at Behind the Blinds magaine today to share it, since we gave a lot of attention to his co-star Josh Heuston while the show was airing -- granted Josh got his world-class ass out on the show and Chris did not, (although he did get shirtless!) but we should encourage Chris. Not discourage. Come on in, Chris, the water's fine! The show has been renewed for a second season so he's got time. For now let's dip ourselves deep in this full photoshoot after the jump...

Good Morning, World

This morning Dune Prophecy pretty boy Josh Heuston shared some photos from a recent foggy sexy vacay he went on with us, the world, and we are grateful. Yes I speak for The World. If you missed the great big gratuitous post I did on him back while that show was airing click here -- he is a former model so it's quite the treat! And if not hit the jump for this new treat altogether...

Good Morning, Gratuitous Josh Heuston

From one feast to another -- I hope everyone had a nice holiday! I'm still a little out of sorts from my illness (two weeks in, huzzah) but getting there, thanks for asking. Well enough to come into work and gather up dozens of photos of the latest hottest young thing, Dune Prophecy actor Josh Heuston anyway. Back in May was the first time I posted about (or heard of) Mr. Heuston -- even though you'd think he'd have caught my eye...

... when he played a character named "Zeus' Pretty Boy" in Thor: Love and Thunder). Hrm. Anyway May was when he got cast in a serial killer movie with Jai Courtney called Dangerous Animals that's been directed by The Loved Ones director Sean Byrne -- and yes these are all exciting developments to me personally still, maybe even moreso after having spent this morning staring at Josh's outrageous abdominal muscles. 

These models turned actors, yeesh. Will they ever quit murdering us??? (Also it's good to see also that that Jai movie is listed on IMDb as being in post-production, meaning I'm guessing we'll get to see it sometime in 2025. Gimme!) Anyway I haven't watched any of Dune: Prophecy yet but I have seen gifs of Josh on the show making the rounds and...

... my interest is up, up, up. I actually don't know why I haven't started the show yet, being a Dune fan -- I keep not being in the mood when I open the Max app and see Emily Watson in that great big black headdress staring back at me. Soon though. Soon. For Josh's part he's been doing his best...

... to steer me his direction, appearing on like a dozen magazine covers in the past few months in varying states of undress. Which is what brings us to this morning, this great big gratuitous post. It's a biggun! Took me all morning, it did. Hit the jump for a great big galumph of photos...

Take a Big Bite Outta Jai

I feel like it's been ages since I've had Jai Courtney news to share, but now that I do it's absolutely awesome Jai Courtney news that is one hundred percent right up my alley -- he is going to star in a shark attack slash serial killer movie (yes I did indeed just write all of those words together) called Dangerous Animals, and it is going to be idrected by Sean Byrne, the director of my beloved 2019 prom horror movie The Loved Ones! Jai is playing a serial killer who abducts pretty girls and feeds them to sharks and I need this movie in my life immediately. It will co-star a couple of pretty young things I'm not familiar with -- Yellowstone's Hassie Harrison plays the kidnapped girl who must escape Jai Courtney Shark Serial Killer, and a very attractive young man named Josh Heuston (see below) (PS he played "Zeus Pretty Boy" in Thor: Love and Thunder, lol) plays her love interest who's trying to find her before Jai Courtney Shark Serial Killer gets his way. Serial killing. Via shark. I love the movies!