I keep forgetting to mention to you fine readers that I'm taking a brief vacation this week to detox my extremely toxic brain, and I'll be off for the rest of the week starting tomorrow. Me and the boyfriend are headed to the middle of nowhere to stare at some trees or whatever. Much needed! Anyway that means I won't be here to review Lynne Ramsay's new movie Die My Love, out on Friday, so here are a pair of Robert Pattinson photos to make up for that. And since I'm not reviewing it the most I'm going to share is that he and Jennifer Lawrence are sure naked in the movie a lot. I think that will help y'all make up your minds just fine. See you next week!
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Please tell me it's not jlaw showing everything while rob shows side ass at most! I feel like that's happening more and more lately
Jason please have a great respite from the daily grind. Enjoy time with the boyfriend. And thank you for your postings.
I second VRCooper. One of my absolute favorite reads and watches. Your reviews are poetry. I grew up with Siskel and Ebert, but Pauline Kael was the absolute best at the craft of film criticism. You stand side by side with her which is the highest praise I could bestow. Rest well!
I watched a special screening with JLaw doing a Q&A from the AMC Lincoln Square. She is absolutely phenomenal. The film is true CINEMA. And RPattz is gorgeous and truly great (meeting JLaw in the middle is an achievement and he does that). He has one shot that the film lingers on for good reason. He is crouching, smoking a cigarette in the fog lit by moonlight that deserves to be in an art gallery.
RPatz is kinda interesting, sadly brits tend not to age well, skin wise, and I was sure disappointed in how he looked (far too skinny), naked, coming out of that printing machine in MICKEY17 (which I otherwise did enjoy). I was always more of a Team Jacob kinda fella, as far as which one of the two boys I'd want to bend over and fuck, but if I were into slash fap fic, I'd rather see Harry end up with Cedric Diggory than a skinny, pointy assed ferret faced posh bigot that all those teen girls wish for (or worse, with Snivellus/Modly Voldy)!
I'm also tired of CIS HET sex romance to stare at naked male celeb skin, there's far too much porn of hot enough gay guys to waste the energy on a movie simple to have to look at boob or snatch to catch side ass or a prosthetic, with a few exceptions.
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