Leo Neugebauer Ten Times

I would like to file a police report because I feel fully assaulted by GQ's "Man of the Year" drops this morning. I literally just got done posting the Andrew Garfield American Psycho experience when suddenly they tossed this photoshoot of German track and field star Leo Neugebauer on my head -- no really Leo come jump on my head please. Good god... 

... this is what we call "a man." I had never heard of him before but this shoot's got me howling at the moon -- I'm going full Tex Avery over here. Really -- I would put every single one of these photos above the fold of this post if I could, each one is hotter than the one before it, but since that's impractical I must implore you to hit the jump and take it in, baby take it all in...