Tuesday, August 25, 2026

Good Morning, World


Having never watched Ted Lasso, I still haven't seen Brett Goldstein actually act in anything -- well I guess there was that stinger at the end of one of the Thor movies where he briefly played Hercules; what happened to that? But yes it's true I did not rush out to see a Jennifer Lopez rom-com in the year of our atheistic presence 2026 -- I know you're all shocked. I assume the first thing I see him in will be The Sheep Detectives because I am totally going to watch that come some bored Saturday afternoon soon as I've only heard good things. But speaking of wooly things -- look at that chest! And everything below it! To quote that horny cartoon lady in Who Framed Roger Rabbit, "A man!" This is what we're talking about. Always. This is what we're literally always talking about. Anyway Brett was kind enough to strip down for Men's Health UK (and thanks to our pal Richard for alerting us) and nourish us with lots of Vitamin F (for fur, duh) this Tuesday morning, so hit the jump and get a mouthful...








8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sex on a stick. (Also great in SHRINKING.)

Jeffery said...

He was very good in Ted Lasso which I got to see because I bought a new IPad a couple of years ago which came with a free month of Apple’s shows.

Apple doesn’t release anything their shows on DVD because that “legacy media” according to them. I think it is their way to keep a strangle hold on what they have to keep charging anyone who wants to watch a show. I may see the new season of Ted Lasso when or if I buy a new iPad.

I did just buy all of Game of Thrones from eBay as I wanted to watch it again and didn’t want to pay HBO. I know I will watch it more than once now that I have it.

Anonymous said...

The Sheep Detectives is a complete delight! Very Agatha Christie, but with sheep!

AJ said...

Ted Lasso is straight people TV (derogatory).

Anonymous said...

I haaaaaate Ted Lasso ugh get it away!!!

FAV said...

Shrinking. Great. Love Ted Lasso which had very good gay characters.

Anonymous said...

sooo never watched TL either but these shots (of a gorgeous guy) are giving JustForMen in the worst way

Anonymous said...

You’d think they stopped using airbrush with all the AI. He has one role in him and zero talent. He’s just mad in that silly Ned Flanders show and terrible in the Lopez trash romcom. Super overrated on every account