In honor of Russell Tovey's birthday today we will toss him into a heap with two of the internet's favorite homosexuals and force them to wrestle it out for our enjoyment. Our gay gladiators! He and Andrew Scott and Sexiest Man Alive Jonathan Bailey were all photographed at... oh I don't care, some party this week. I can't be bothered to look up what it was. But it seems the right moment to "Do Dump or Marry" the three of them. Do do that in the comments and also wish a Happy birthday to Mr. Tovey! From you and from me and more importantly (like way more importantly) from these two:
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This ranking will change at a moments notice bc I have been in love with one or both of these men.
Do-Bailey
Dump Scott
Marry Tovey
Do Tovey and Jonny at the same time, Marry Andrew, Dump myself off a cliff
Do Scott
Dump Tovey
Marry Bailey
Do Jonny, then do Andrew, then do Russell.
Shower and repeat. Shower and repeat. Shower . . .
Do Jonny, Dump Andy (sorry, Moriarty scares me), Marry Russell (cuddles forever)
Do Russ (and do and do and do…)
Dump Andy (sorry, my short king)
Marry Jonny (we’re already married, but whatever)
Do Jonathan.
Dump Andrew. Apologies a thousandfold.
Marry Russell.
Do J. Marry A. Dump R.
Do Andrew (that would be a totally fun ride)
Dump Tovey (sorry B-day boy)
Marry Russell (I'd be waiting for Daddy to come home every day).
Of course, all this is based on who I think would be more apt to top. It sure ain't gonna be me.
And what about Jonny?
Impossible to Dump any of these. Two Marry and one Do.
Do Andrew
Marry Johnny
Dump Russel
do do do
Your hot gays are my bland gays.
that gets my vote
This is impossible, but here it goes.
Do Tovey (multiple times). He dated a hot guy who did porn. Has to be good.
Marry Bailey. He's adorable, although I would personally clip his gym membership. He was so hot in "Crashing," but his personality is so sexy.
Dump Scott. He has such a profound sadness in his eyes. And I have major anxiety and would want to fix him. But so hot. Future Oscar winner for sure.
I would have drinks with all of them, marry none of them, kill none of them and possibly, when we were both younger and the same age (probably the age Tovey was when he first appeared on Dr. Who), I might cuddle with him and see how it feels about turning into sex.
In other words, wake me up when it's a different gay trio on offer!
Do Scott. Dump Bailey. Marry Tovey
Dump Scott because he is a great actor but other than that meh. Do Tovey because I enjoy nothing more than biting ears. Marry Bailey for his grandmother’s money.
Omg who would’ve thought - the hardest do dump marry ever?
I’ll dump Tovey for now but then marry him on the DL. The four of us have a great time. End.
Can't believe these answers are all over the place. It's so obvious to me:
Do = Bailey
Marry = Scott
Dump = Tovey
Do Andrew, he can have me whenever he wants any way he wants! You guys can keep the other two.
Bend over for Bailey, kneel for Tovey, walk up to Scott and give him the kiss if his life
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