Friday, April 30, 2021

Orlando Bloom Eleven Times


While I actually think all of the clothes seen here in this GQ Mexico photo-shoot look pretty smart -- some of the shit that actors get saddled with showing off these days is questionable, but I would wear any and all of this stuff -- I do wish they'd have found a moment for short-shorts in here some place, since we know Orlando does love his short-shorts. And we love Orlando loving them. I'll let it slide this one time, Orlando, if you'll go to the gym or supermarket soon and flash them thick gams again For now though hit the jump for all the long-panted Orlando...


Be Sad, At Home


Everybody talks about life handing you lemons, but what about the potatoes and the tomatoes? Nobody ever speaks of those, so thank goodness we have the Swedish genius Roy Andersson here to give the full garden of round fruits its due. And he's doing it again with his new movie About Endlessness, which is out in theaters and on demand this very day today -- there are potatoes, there are tomatoes, there are fish markets and death bunkers and an existential depressive whimsy that will make you fully swoon. It sure is a Roy Andersson movie, it is.

If you've seen one of Andersson's previous three films -- Songs From the Second Floor in the year 2000, You the Living in the year 2007, and (winner of the greatest movie title of all time according to me) 2014's A Pigeon Sat on a Branch Contemplating Existence (and I really do recommend you see each and every one of these) -- then you should know what you're in for when I say "a Roy Andersson movie." About Endlessness is another 76 minutes of static mostly-disconnected vignettes in boxy scenes drained of color starring unremarkable potato-shaped people doing not a lot. A man ties his daughter's shoes in the rain. Some drunks stand in a bar in the afternoon and stare at the snow falling. 

And yet, how. Every visit back to Andersson's strange little snow-globe world becomes something like what Phillip Seymour Hoffman's character was attempting to recreate in Charlie Kaufman's Synecdoche New York -- the piece representing the whole; the moment becoming all of life and its meaning. Distillations and essences and a long sip of champagne, quietly, with a half-smile. When Andersson speaks of potatoes and of tomatoes what he's spinning for us pigeons is existence, here and after, energy and atoms splitting, a goof on forever but forever all the same. The moment's it, baby.

And even if, unlike the colorful Chagall painting it references, this film's singular image of encoiled lovers flying in upper space do so above pale gray smoking ruins, About Endlessness somehow feels like a dare-I-say hopeful nudge from our beloved pessimist. About Endlessness has its drunks look at the snow and say, "Everything, everything, everything is fantastic," as Christmas music plays, and he really makes you think everything might be fantastic. If you too could just find a quiet place to stand and watch the snow fall, well, wouldn't it be?

About Endlessness, even more than its three predecessors (which found more time for politics, war, and comedy), concerns itself with sparkling little semi-hopeful gems, seconds and scenes, moments where his ever suspended time shimmers and shimmies up against magic. Three girls come upon a country cafe playing a song and everything stops as they dance to the song; we watch, the patrons watch, and at the end they and we clap for enlivening a moment that might've otherwise only slipped past forgotten. It's a parade of visions before one dies, really -- what are the things you will remember at the end? Andersson has a way of capturing them, turning them over in his hands, and gifting them back fresh, pure, perfect -- fantastic, fantastic, fantastic.



Get That Thing Into My Face


It's only a little over a month until the Tribeca Film Festival is back here in my beloved home of New York New York The City That Never Sleeps But Occasionally Gets Real Winded, and I did us a lil' preview of its coming attractions at The Film Experience last night -- check that out right here. I am wary of working myself back up into a fever of "everything's back to normal!'-ness just yet -- I read the papers, I know what is going on in other places -- but here in the city I gotta admit, things are feeling better. And I hope and atheist-pray this trajectory keeps. I have been to a movie theater once already (see below) and tonight one of my best friends of forever, who I haven't seen in nearly two years, will be in town and is coming over for dinner (we're all vaxxed and ready to hug)... really I just plan on copiously weeping the whole time. Anyway I hope y'all are safe, your loved ones are safe, and our new kind of normalcy, whatever it is, is right around the corner... 

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Good Morning, World


Today we wish a happy 69th -- ooh la la! -- birthday to the great and masterful director Jacques Audiard, one of our all-time faves! These snaps are of Matthias Schoenaerts and Marion Cotillard in the 2012 masterpiece Rust and Bone, of course. I've seen everything back to 2005's The Beat That My Heart Skipped (oh Romain Duris!) and I recommend that along with every single thing since then, but I've seen nothing earlier -- I know I should see Vincent Cassel in 2001's Read My Lips but what about the even earlier ones? Anybody seen either of his first two, See How They Fall or A Self-Made Hero? Killer casts in both -- Kassovitz! Trintignant! Audiard really jumped right in with both feet right from the start! 


Thursday, April 29, 2021

Callum Scott Howells Seven Times


A happy 22nd birthday to It's a Sin heartbreaker Callum Scott Howells, who was our immediate fave on that limited-run program from Queer as Folk creator Russell T. Davies earlier this year -- I posted a dozen photos of him at the time, but as seen here some new photoshoots have popped up in the months since. I hope we get to see him in more things! IAS is literally his first and only credit as of now, but I'd wager he proved himself worthy of a career with that show. Hit the jump for the rest...

Do Dump or Marry: La Flamme Bunch


This month's issue of GQ France has three hot young things on it (via) but I'll be honest -- I only know two. Above on the left is Pierre Niney, and we know him -- we have had a crush on his insanely gallic super-features ever since Francios Ozon's 2016 film Frantz. He even has a tag here on this site! And then in the middle os the above photo is actor François Civil, and he might not have a tag yet here on MNPP but we've posted about him enough he probably should -- I think the first time I noticed him would have been either in 2014's Frank opposite Michael Fassbender or the (kind of terrific) found-footage horror flick As Above So Below that same year. 

So the person I am unfamiliar with on the GQ cover is the dude on the right -- his name is Jonathan Cohen and he has the most credits of the three, but I don't think many of them have made their way out of France? The only movie's he's done that I have seen is White as Snow, the fairy-tale riff that had Isabelle Huppert playing a variation on the Evil Queen, but 1) that movie wasn't great and 2) Angela Bassett was sitting a couple seats away from me at the Tribeca screening where I saw it and I ended up paying more attention to her than I did the movie. Sorry, Mr. Jonathan Cohen!

I don't have access to the GQ interview with these three as to why they're being photographed together, but the blurb alongside where I got these photos says they are longtime friends, and their IMDb pages tell me they have also all worked on a French TV series called La Flamme, which appears to be a satirical take on The Bachelor; indeed Cohen himself appears to be the lead of that series. Any of my French readers have more information? Until then it's been awhile since I did a "Do Dump or Marry" post -- where I ask y'all to pick one person to "Do" (have one night of sex with), "Dump" (like how it sounds), and "Marry" (live with forever and ever, amen) -- and hey it's three people! That makes it easy! So tell me in the comments your answer...



Quote of the Day


"There's only one bottom."

-- That would be Sebastian Stan talking to EW about MCU co-star Tom Holland's spot among the Marvel stars -- jokingly, mind you, because Holland once made a crack about Seb's Falcon and the Winter Soldier co-star Anthony Mackie's lack of a standalone film. But I refuse to believe that Stan didn't know what he was really saying here, and bless him for it. I'll feed off this quote for years.

The teasing rivalries among the Marvel Men are always good for a pop of sexual tension -- never forget this moment, after all:

Okay maybe there wasn't any teasing rivalry going on, I just wanted to post that gif for the 10,000th time in my life -- sue me. In related news did y'all hear the (foundation-less) rumors that Aaron Taylor-Johnson might be about to get a divorce? First things first there's no evidence that this is true -- it seems to have borne by the fact that the two are selling a house they own. But his wife Sam is mega-rich, and they no doubt owns several homes. Anyway I'll admit his marriage to a woman 25 years older than him who he met as his director when he was around 17-years-old was always a bit discomfiting, but they'd been together for so long and had all those kids together; it's not up to me to judge anybody's relationships. Unless Aaron is looking for someone to have a torrid affair with, in which case I will be gladly judge jury and sex-ecutioner.



Future Filling Out Fast


This was a fast update on yesterday's news! Yesterday I reported that David Cronenberg was officially back, set to direct a movie called Crimes of the Future this summer with his boy Viggo Mortensen in Greece, and today we have confirmation along with many more details thanks to Deadline. Firstly, more cast -- it will so-star Léa Seydoux, Kristen Stewart, and (swoon) Scott Speedman. I love Scott Speedman but I never expected to see him in a David Cronenberg movie! I am thinking his Canadian-ness got his pretty pretty foot in the door. 

Moving along I wondered yesterday if Crimes of the Future (2021) might not be a remake of his 1970 film which has the exact same name, but it sounds like it is not... well save one plot-point from the older film I read about in my research yesterday. Here's what Deadline is saying about the new film:

"This is the first original sci-fi script by Cronenberg since 1999’s eXistenZ. It sounds just as ambitious, taking a deep dive into the not-so-distant future where humankind is learning to adapt to its synthetic surroundings. This evolution moves humans beyond their natural state and into a metamorphosis, altering their biological makeup. While some embrace the limitless potential of trans-humanism, others attempt to police it. Either way, “Accelerated Evolution Syndrome”, is spreading fast. Saul Tenser is a beloved performance artist who has embraced Accelerated Evolution Syndrome, sprouting new and unexpected organs in his body. Along with his partner Caprice, Tenser has turned the removal of these organs into a spectacle for his loyal followers to marvel at in real time theatre. But with both the government and a strange subculture taking note, Tenser is forced to consider what would be his most shocking performance of all."

The whole "organ regrowth" thing is apparently in the 1970 film (which I have yet to watch, even though I own a copy), although there's a whole plot about a plague wiping out all the adult women on Earth and the organ thing being a fetishized replacement for birth, which... well it sure sounds like David Cronenberg. As does this new plot! And "Saul Tenser" is such a Cronenberg character name. Couldn't be more giddy about all of this. Kristen Stewart too! Getcha freak on, KStew!



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Today we wish the great Daniel Day-Lewis a happy 64th birthday! It always surprises me that he's basically my Mom's age but I suppose it shouldn't -- he's been making movies for awhile, after all. I was trying this morning to figure out when I became aware of him -- it had to be The Last of the Mohicans I suppose, although I might've already been watching the Oscars in 1990 when everybody went nuts for his work in My Left Foot. Sidenote: I have never, still not to this day, seen My Left Foot. I guess I probably should? Has anyone seen it lately -- does it hold up? Anyway our pictures today are of course from our beloved My Beautiful Laundrette, which came before all of those films but which I didn't see until much, much later. If I was gonna do a Top 5 of his performances though I'd have a hard time leaving "Johnny" off -- it's such an atypical turn for him, sweet and low-key. You'll never convince me that DDL is overrated as an actor -- he's our best, really and truly.




Wednesday, April 28, 2021

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

 ... you can learn from:

Volver (2006)

Raimunda: Are there things I should know and don't? 
Sole: Oodles.

Can you believe that Volver turned 15 this year? That seems impossible but it ain't, it's possible, probable, likely and absolutely true -- Pedro Almodóvar's Volver was released in Spain on March 17th 2006, so it's already turned. If you are like me, an American person, the film didn't drop here until November (after playing NYFF that fall), but still -- 15 years old! That's nutty. I've really been dying to re-watch it lately as it's been awhile -- not 15 years but maybe 10-ish? Because time is, as I've been getting at here, insane. Maybe I'll re-watch it tonight in honor of Peleope Cruz's birthday -- happy 47 to her! I hope she's celebrating by touching her husband Javier Bardem somewhere under his swimsuit (as would we all).



Art Movie Apocalypse


Actually being on reputable movie press lists now makes me feel all grown up and semi-respectable! It is weird! But a good weird, like when the taxi hits a pothole just right. There, phew, I am no longer burdened with feelings of respectability. That was a close one. Aaaaanyway to get to my point I got the 2021 slate for the studio known as Neon this afternoon -- they're the fine people behind gems like Portrait of a Lady on Fire and Ammonite and other movies not about lesbians on the water (here is that joke, but better) and there were several bits that caught my eye -- like the above photo, the first I've seen of Tilda Swinton in director Apichatpong Weerasethakul's new movie called Memoria! It's described succinctly as being about "a Scottish woman who beings to notices strange sounds while traveling through the jungles of Colombia." Oh look, another photo:

That one's off of IMDb, although they don't have much more information than that tagline. We do know the film co-stars the great Spanish actor Daniel Giménez Cacho, so wonderful in Zama and We Are What We Are (the original one) and Blancanieves and Bad Education. Also bit of trivia -- he was the narrator of Y Tu Mama Tambien. Anyway no word on when Memoria is coming out other than "in 2021" but we'll surely stay tuned. Also of note on Neon's list of 2021 films... 

... is Titane, the new one from Raw director Julia Ducournau! After Raw we'd follow Ducournau anywhere, and this one's also got a killer cast with French actors Natalie Boyer and Vincent Lindon -- sidenote, I can't see Vincent Lindon without immediately thinking happy thoughts of the terrific film La Moustache, which I've posted about previously and always recommend. Anyway Titane is described thus:

"A young man with a bruised face is picked up by airport customs officers. He claims to be Adriane Legrand, who disappeared as a child ten years ago. For Adriene's father Vincent, a long nightmare has finally come to its end, and he takes the young man home. At the same time, a series of gruesome murders is ravaging the area..."

That ellipsis at the end of that description is doing a lot of heavy lifting! Still, knowing Raw, I feel like things might not work out in this father's favor. But I do love Ducournau's angle on plopping horror down among a family full of secrets -- it's a great space. No word on Titane's specific release date yet either, but I will surely let y'all know. Other films of note on Neon's slate -- speaking of Portrait of a Lady on Fire director Céline Sciamma's new one Petite Maman is set for "Fall 2021," while Spencer, director Pablo Larrain's Princess Di bio-pic with Kristen Stewart, is set for "Winter"... oh, and the great and animated gay refugee movie Flee, which I saw at Sundance a couple months back, is also hitting in the fall.



The Devil Made Neill Do it


This is one of those little stories that seems to've slipped through my cracks (so to speak) and not gotten mentioned here on the site before -- namely that Disctrict 9 director Neill Blomkamp shot himself a lil' horror movie over the period of the pandemic (and pay no mind to me nudging towards the past tense there, since I really do mean "the ongoing pandemic that is still killing tons of people and which you should still have at the forefront of your mind and be taking every precaution about")! It's called Demonic and it's hitting theaters in August and our very first look at the film has dropped today, via EW. They have another image if you click over, along with Blomkamp talking the film a little bit. He says he self-financed it and was inspired by the Paranormal Activity films, and here's what we glean plot-wise:

"... a young woman unleashes terrifying demons when supernatural forces at the root of a decades old rift between mother and daughter are revealed. "The main character is a girl whose been estranged from her mother... During the course of the film she gets sort of reunited with her mother and we learn about some crazy back story that she wasn't aware of. I would say it has a crossover between science fiction and horror.""

James Norton Six Times


I considered holding off posting this new photo-shoot from Man About Town magazine until I also posted a certain highlight (cough cough) regarding Mr. Norton in this most recent episode of The Nevers... but I live and die by the old adage that one can never post too many James Norton photographs on one's entertainment blog, so we'll go ahead and double both our pleasure AND our fun this week. Can ya handle it? James' cum-gutters don't make an appearance in this shoot like they did in the last one so if you survived that I think you can survive this. But please let me know if medical professionals need to be called, and hit the jump for the rest...

Pics of the Day


Besides the lovely bearded photo-shoot of Ewan McGregor in THR this morning (shared here) and his interview (and no Ewan doesn't mention his penis, although he does talk about the happy experience of having an Intimacy Coordinator on the set of Halston for the first time in his career, with the sex scenes, i.e. letting us know there will be sex scenes) they also gifted us with a big batch of new Halston photos! (We previously posted a couple last week.) You can see more at this link, with plenty of contextualizing, or you can see the ones I deemed important enough to snatch and share here on MNPP (like, speaking of sex scenes, this new look at actor Gian Franco Rodriguez playing Halston's lover), right on after the jump...

Future Crimes Points Past-ward


Happy day, as Viggo Mortensen's rumblings from earlier this year have proven founded -- David Cronenberg is indeed shooting a new movie this year! And we have more details than "It will star me, Viggo Mortensen," now! Via here (via here) comes word that the film will be called Crimes of the Future and it will be shot in Greece -- the interesting thing here is that Cronenberg made a movie with that same title in the year 1970; is he remaking one of his own films a la Hitchcock and Haneke? (Not bad company to be in.) We're not sure it's that, but given the use of the same title it's probably safe to assume there will be some connection, and here's what the 1970 film is about, via IMDb's summary:

"Crimes of the Future details the wanderings of Tripod (Mlodzik), sometime director of a dermatological clinic called the House of Skin, who is searching for his mentor, the mad dermatologist Antoine Rouge. Rouge has disappeared following a catastrophic plague resulting from cosmetic products, which has killed the entire population of sexually mature women. Tripod joins a succession of organisations including Metaphysical Import-Export and the Oceanic Podiatry Group, and meets various individuals and groups of men who are trying to adjust themselves to a defeminized world. One man parodies childbirth by continually growing new organs which are removed from his body. Eventually Tripod comes upon a group of paedophiles which is holding a 5 year-old girl, and they urge him to mate with her. He senses the presence of Antoine Rouge."

Hooray, a plague! Anyway I've never seen the 1970 version of Crimes of the Future (I've never seen the 2021 version either, obviously) but I just realized I do own a copy of it, as it's included on Arrow's blu-ray called "David Cronenberg's Early Works" which I bought last year in one of my blu-ray buying fits and put on a shelf and never picked back up. There's a lot of those on my shelves! Anyway now I will pick it back up! You see, I was just investing in my future, namely this moment right now. I will report back -- if you've seen the film tell me about it!



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