"There's only one bottom."
-- That would be Sebastian Stan talking to EW about MCU co-star Tom Holland's spot among the Marvel stars -- jokingly, mind you, because Holland once made a crack about Seb's Falcon and the Winter Soldier co-star Anthony Mackie's lack of a standalone film. But I refuse to believe that Stan didn't know what he was really saying here, and bless him for it. I'll feed off this quote for years.
The teasing rivalries among the Marvel Men are always good for a pop of sexual tension -- never forget this moment, after all:
Okay maybe there wasn't any teasing rivalry going on, I just wanted to post that gif for the 10,000th time in my life -- sue me. In related news did y'all hear the (foundation-less) rumors that Aaron Taylor-Johnson might be about to get a divorce? First things first there's no evidence that this is true -- it seems to have borne by the fact that the two are selling a house they own. But his wife Sam is mega-rich, and they no doubt owns several homes. Anyway I'll admit his marriage to a woman 25 years older than him who he met as his director when he was around 17-years-old was always a bit discomfiting, but they'd been together for so long and had all those kids together; it's not up to me to judge anybody's relationships. Unless Aaron is looking for someone to have a torrid affair with, in which case I will be gladly judge jury and sex-ecutioner.