Friday, March 29, 2019

Tom Holland Five Times

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There are so many pretty people slash movie stars in Avengers: Endgame I wonder how the magazines sort out who's getting what magazine covers this month? It must be madness. Photo-editors assaulting Mark Ruffalo in airplane bathrooms, Anna Wintour body-surfing up to Chris Hemsworth all of a sudden -- madness!!! 

We just posted a new Chris Evans photo-shoot for THR on Tuesday but before you can even say Shazam-who here we are with our Spider-twink Tom Holland covering Man About Town. We actually posted that cover on the Tumblr a couple of days ago, but if you'd like to hit the jump you can see the proper shoot, proper-like...

Today's Mood

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There's Something About 1999

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We just mentioned how The Matrix is turning 20 this weekend, which got us to look on back -- what I believe to be the very first big project that MNPP ever tackled, way back in 2006, was a look back at seven years previous: an appreciation of the films of 1999. Now I link to that but I warn you it's pretty basic -- I was just getting my footing with this whole blogging thing then. Still I'd say that was some special foresight on my part, given how we're all going nuts here in 2019 wishing the astonishing run of films from 1999...

... a happy 20th anniversary week after week. Fight Club! Go! Election! Magnolia! The Blair Witch Project! Being John Malkovich! The Sixth Sense! It's endless and astonishing stuff. We were really afraid Y2K was gonna be it -- we were getting out all the good stuff while we could!

So anyway back in 2006 I polled y'all to choose your favorite film of the year (from nine choices I designated) and y'all picked Spike Jonze's film Being John Malkovich as your fave with a hefty 22% of the vote. And hey, that was a good pick! It still looks good here in 2019. I have always had smart readers, awwww. But let's see if we feel differently in 2019. Here's the same nine films -- now vote!

Somewhat surprisingly I haven't had to personally re-pick my favorite films of 1999 yet for our "Siri Says" series, and my favorites now would look somewhat different than it did in 2006, but we'll save that for when Siri tells me to do that. (I live to serve.) But y'all please take to the comments and tell me which 1999 films I'm a fool for forgetting for now!


Do Dump or Marry: FutureSex

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This weekend marks the 20th anniversary of the Wachowski's game-changer The Matrix, and so in its honor I ask you to "Do Dump or Marry" the characters of Trinity (Carrie Anne Moss) and Neo (Keanu Reeves) and Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne). All three of them are kind of a pain in the ass in their own unique ways so don't just rely on "Keanu hot" when making your choices, please. Although yeah...

... Keanu hot.
Tell in the comments!
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Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

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Heathers (1989)

Veronica: Dear Diary. Heather told me she teaches people "real life." She said, real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said, so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? She said, yes. I said, you're beautiful.

Although Heathers is always classified as a 1988 film it didn't actually get its U.S. release until March 31st of 1989, meaning its 30th anniversary is this weekend! Fuck us gently with a chainsaw, and such. We've posted plenty on the film over the years, given the mental real estate it occupies inside our brains, click here to scan back and give your corn nuts a twist. Dead Gay Sons forever!


Rendezvous With Diane

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I haven't seen either of the big new movies in theaters this weekend yet -- that'd be Tim Burton's Dumbo and Harmony Korine's The Beach Bum -- although I'm hoping to carve out enough time to do that in between Tribeca screenings. But I have seen one of the smaller movies out this weekend! One that I can definitely recommend. I saw director Kent Jones' Diane -- starring veteran character actress Mary Kay Place as the small-town mother of a small-town drug addict (played by veteran hey-it's-that-guy Jake Lacy) -- at Tribeca last year and it was one of the best movies at a very stacked festival. Here's my review, and here's a choice bit from my review:

"Jones' camera mostly keeps its distance, shooting these places and faces with a true Northeastern respect-my-space familiarity. For her part Mary Kay never goes for the jugular with any of the material, knowing full well how to make us lean in and feel something just by virtue of her beautiful stillness."
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Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... cruising with Jake.
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The Things That Come at Night

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I feel as if I must post the trailer for the forthcoming horror flick Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark since it is very very much a thing I am interested in, although it is that very interest that is also fueling my hesitation -- there is no way I am watching this trailer myself since I want to see as little as possible with this one. Based on the classic horror books by Alvin Schwartz -- or more importantly based on the illustrations that accompanied those stories by Stephen Gammell; make sure if you're looking to check these books out for the first time you buy the books with his art because otherwise you'll miss what made these things stick so hard onto the brains of an entire generation...

... I was already on board with a movie adaptation, but then they (the "they" being "producer Guillermo Del Toro") hired Norwegian director André Øvredal to make the thing, and he's two-for-two with Trollhunter and The Autopsy of Jane Doe as far as I'm concerned. So anyway point being I'm on this thing like white on nationalists, but you can make up your own mind whether you want to watch the trailer or not, so get to makin'...
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Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark comes out on August 9th.
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Five Frames From ?

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What movie is this?
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Good Morning, World

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Just shows to go ya how bad I am at keeping up with most everything until you slap a half-naked somebody in front of me -- apparently our boy Alexander Fehling (who's celebrating his 38th birthday today) has a German-language series that's on Amazon Prime called Beat about a techno club promoter party man who lives an excessive  life of excess; have any of you watched it? I will be watching it. Besides that this year Alexander is also in Terrence Malick's new film Radegund opposite Matthias Schoenaerts and August Diehl so you better bet that I am looking forward to those red-carpets. Stand close and hug a lot, fellas!


Thursday, March 28, 2019

Fionn Whitehead Seven Times

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As if summoned by my mild besmirching of the Dunkirk Twinks on Twitter this afternoon here we have a brand new photo-shoot of my favorite of the lot, Fionn Whitehead, last seen choosing our own adventures in Netflix's Bandersnatch thingie. (via) Next he'll be seen in Roads, Victoria director (and adorable star of Tom Tyker's Three) Sebastian Schipper's new film that's playing Tribeca -- one of the five I mentioned being amongst my most anticipated at that fest thanks to, you guessed, it, everything I just regurgitated a second ago. Tribeca press screenings have actually begun and I'm seeing this on Monday! Hooray for me! Anyway you can now hit the jump for the rest of these new photos...

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:


Holly: I love songs about extraterrestrial life, don't you?
Mickey: Not when they're sung by extraterrestrials.

A happy birthday to Dianne Wiest today!
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Washington Takes Scotland

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While I'm actually a pretty big fan of Justin Kurzel's lush 2015 version of Macbeth with Michael Fassbender in the lead I don't think it's necessarily the be-all end-all as far as Bard adaptations go -- the dude's been around for a bit, this Bill Shakespeare fella, and can weather another take I think. Especially with... well I'll make you click over to The Film Experience to get all the details on this new version just announced today, I wrote it up there. It is quite the stacked announcement though. Oscar Winners everywhere you look!
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Fly Boys

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Way way back in October we told you that the up-and-coming actor George MacKay -- you would probably recognize him from Captain Fantastic -- had been cast in Sam Mendes' forthcoming WWI movie called 1917, alongside lil' Tommen from Game of Thrones (aka Dean-Charles Chapman). Well the film starts filming next week and they've dropped a phalanx of names on us for the rest of the cast and it's, well, it's a lot. Chapman's Thrones co-star Richard Madden for one, and we're pretty excited to see him suit up in uniform. But then there's Andrew Scott, Benedict Cumberbatch, Colin Firth & Mark Strong. Goodness! That's one Hiddleston short of a full house.

All we know about the film's plot is it covers one day at the height of the war, and then that it's shooting in the UK and Scotland. I imagine things will go kabluey and such. In related news my infatuation with Andrew Scott, thanks to the second season of Fleabag, is officially stratospheric at the moment, so you should expect more of him around here than usual. In fact why don't we give you a few pictures right now? Why not! Hit the jump for 'em...

Five Frames From ?

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What movie is this?
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Good Morning, World

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I guess I should probably be watching 
Chris Meloni's show, right? Do you?
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Wednesday, March 27, 2019

Great Moments In Movie Staches

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You'd think that there were more mustaches in Quentin Tarantino movies than there actually are -- QT (who is turning 56 today) just seems like a mustachey kinda movie-maker doesn't he? He does love some good facial hair but it turns out there are actually far more beards and goatees in his films than there are mustaches, by my count. I guess he saves mustaches for special occasions, like getting to work with De Niro in Jackie Brown, and...

... Sonny Chiba in Kill Bill, and of course 
the piece de fucking mustache resistance...

... Kurt Russell's face-sweeper in The Hateful Eight.
Can you think of any others?
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I Am Link

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--- Romantic Plots - Photog Autumn de Wilde is making a new movie version of Emma, the Jane Austen tome, which well even besides the perfectly fun Gwyneth Paltrow version will never get a better movie than Clueless made from it; I don't know why they try. Anyway I only bring this up because they have cast Anya Taylor-Joy in the lead which is very fine work, but even better they have cast Callum Turner, perennially underrated hot piece, as well as the great Josh O'Connor from God's Own Country and Rupert "Scudder" Graves to boot! It's a good damn cast they have.
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--- Wicked Means - Colin Trevorrow gets a lot of shit for being a straight white dude who made a for-nothing indie and immediately graduated to blockbuster movies without proving himself, but we really should save some of that same shit for Jordan Vogt-Roberts, who went from The Kings of Summer straight to Kong: Skull Island, which is just as bad a movie as the Jurassic Worlds are, plus he also has the douchiest hipster beard. Anyway that aside I'm fairly interested in his maybe next movie, which might be an original monster movie set in Detroit and starring Michael B. Jordan. I'm always down for monster movies, my curse and a blessing.
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--- Bad Vibes Ahoy - Mark your calendars with a great big red slash and make sure you've got a bottle of Pepto Bismal waiting for you at home that week, The Babadook director Jennifer Kent's next film, the already wildly controversial The Nightingalehas been set for release on August 2nd. We recently posted a clip from the film right here, which stars The Fall's Aisling Franciosi and Sam Claflin in a dark turn that will supposedly wipe all our bad Finnick memories right away.
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--- The New Avenger - I constantly get the actor Macon Blair mixed up with his most frequent collaborator, director Jeremy Saulnier -- they made Blue Ruin and Green Room together -- and so when I read the news that Macon Blair is directing the Toxic Avenger reboot I thought the director of Green Room was directing the Toxic Avenger reboot and I was stopped in my tracks for a second. But all that is unfair to Blair, who did actually prove himself a director worth paying attention when he made a movie starring the goddess Melanie Lynskey. He knows what's up! Bring on the Toxie, then.
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--- Cruel Bummer - I forgot to commemorate the 20th anniversary of Cruel Intentions earlier this month but you know what, I've commemorated the only moment in that movie that really matters so many times over the years that my work here is done. Still if you missed it EW did an oral history of the film speaking to all the folks involved and they got this choice bit of quote from Ryan Phillippe, owner of said "only moment in that movie that really matters," himself:

"I felt okay with [showing] my butt. Everybody has a butt, it’s really not that graphic. [Laughs] So many guys on Twitter are like, 'That’s the moment I knew I was gay.'"
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--- Music Woman - When I reviewed Gloria Bell the other week I talked a lot about its soundtrack, which is a vital piece of what makes it work so well (as it is with all of Lelio's films) -- when I wrote all that I was hoping that one of our pal Chris Feil's "Soundtracking" pieces at The Film Experience would be forthcoming and I didn't have to wait long, click here to read Chris's typically gorgeous take.
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--- Wolff's Pack - While I tend to focus on his Hereditary co-star Toni Collette more we should all be paying attention to what Alex Wolff is up to as well, seeing as how he was also top-tier in that movie -- well here's what's what: he's just lined up a thriller called The Line which has him starring opposite John Malkovich, Scott "Scoot!" McNairy, Jessica Barden (we lovvve Jessica Barden) and the adorkable Lewis Pullman. It is about "the wild excitement of being young and the dangers of living without fear of consequences," so they say.
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--- And Finally it looks like Blumhouse is rebooting The Craft! Well "reboot" is a premature word to use - they might be giving us a sequel of sorts, set in the same world as the 1996 film, we don't know yet. (That link does have some plot details and uses the word "reboot" but... well we'll see.) Anyway even more important is that Blumhouse has actually hired a female director to direct the thing -- who knew there were female directors, right Jason Blum? Zoe Lister-Jones, mainly known as a TV actress (she was on Whitney and New Girl) is writing the thing and directing it. All I know is Fairuza better show or else...
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Stephan James Three Times

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Y'all know that Beale Street is out now
for your viewing pleasure right? Go n' get it. (via)


Hugh's Homeland Is Your Homeland

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When I write the words "Hugh Dancy reunites..." I really would prefer to follow them with "Mads Mikkelsen and Bryan Fuller for more Hannibal" or even with "Patrick Wilson for more kissing" but alas, those sentences are not for today. Rather Hugh is reuniting with his other Evening co-star and oh yeah right his wife and babymama Claire Danes, for the final season of Homeland. I guess it'll be an easier commute to the set this year. He's going to play "a savvy Washington consultant" which reads to me as "Hugh in nice suits" and I like it. Don't ask me what last happened on Homeland though -- last season's a blur. I just miss watching Miranda Otto shop online for purses, honestly. (thx Mac)


Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

The Hours (2002)

Virginia: I'm dying in this town.
Leonard: If you were thinking clearly, Virginia,
you would recall it was London that brought you low.
Virginia: If I were thinking clearly? If I were thinking clearly?
Leonard: We brought you to Richmond to give you peace.
Virginia: If I were thinking clearly, Leonard, I would tell you
that I wrestle alone in the dark, in the deep dark, and that only
I can know. Only I can understand my condition. You live
with the threat, you tell me you live with the threat
of my extinction. Leonard, I live with it too.

A happy 62 to Stephen Dillane, one of this film's many many hidden treasures (speaking of Toni Collette, which we just were) -- Nicole won her Oscar for this scene but it wouldn't have been this scene without Stephen there. I keep hoping he'll get a really prime role but the closest he's come was his time spent in Westeros as Stannis the witch-fucker. To anyone who's watched it, did he have much to do in Outlaw King? I still haven't watched it -- once you've seen Chris Pine's peen there's not much hurry, I guess. Speaking of Stephen Dillane and peen though, have ya seen this ol' post of mine...?


I'm Thinking of Toni Things

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Y'all know that Synecdoche New York, the best film of the 21st century, is on Netflix now right? Here is my original review of that film, but if you scan through the site I've written a lot on the film over the past eleven years. Charlie Kaufman has only made one movie in the interim -- the stop-motion animated Anomolisa (reviewed here) -- but he's ginning up a cast for his next one, which is for Netflix (which makes the sudden appearance of Synecdoche on their platform make some sense) and which is called I'm Thinking of Ending Things, based on a book by Iain Reed

We already told you all of this when Jesse Plemons got cast in the lead! (And yes, yes, Jesse Plemons is so the lead of a Charlie Kaufman movie.) But now, as you've probably guessed off the picture up top or read elsewhere since I am always behind with this shit, Kaufman's added some more cast, and one of the "more cast" is my favorite actress Toni Collette. Cue this reaction last night:
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This is a thrill, y'all! And to whoever it is at Netflix that's as big a Toni Collette fan as I am -- she's got her series Wanderlust there and she was in Velvet Buzzsaw as well -- I owe you a great big bouquet of crisp hundred dollar bills, and pansies. And hamburgers! A bouquet of hamburgers, my treat.
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Five Frames From ?

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What movie is this?
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