Friday, March 29, 2019

Do Dump or Marry: FutureSex

This weekend marks the 20th anniversary of the Wachowski's game-changer The Matrix, and so in its honor I ask you to "Do Dump or Marry" the characters of Trinity (Carrie Anne Moss) and Neo (Keanu Reeves) and Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne). All three of them are kind of a pain in the ass in their own unique ways so don't just rely on "Keanu hot" when making your choices, please. Although yeah...

... Keanu hot.
Tell in the comments!


Aquinas1220 said...

Do Neo (obvious), marry Trinity (she'd be the stable one), dump Morpheus (he's too preachy)

Anonymous said...

Same. Hot sex with Neo (probably not that hot actually, but he'd be nice to look at), sexless lavender marriage with Trinity who'd make a good kung-fu pilates partner (fusion fitness was so '99) and dump Morpheus. Men who say they can't just tell you something, you've got to take one of their pills first, not trustworthy. You end up waking up confused, naked and covered in lube.

I apologize but also stand by that last sentence.

J.D. said...

do and marry neo. period.

Adrian Mendoza said...

Marry Neo, Do Morpheus and dump Trinity.