... you can learn from:
Veronica: Dear Diary. Heather told me she teaches people "real life." She said, real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said, so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? She said, yes. I said, you're beautiful.
Although Heathers is always classified as a 1988 film it didn't actually get its U.S. release until March 31st of 1989, meaning its 30th anniversary is this weekend! Fuck us gently with a chainsaw, and such. We've posted plenty on the film over the years, given the mental real estate it occupies inside our brains, click here to scan back and give your corn nuts a twist. Dead Gay Sons forever!