Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Look It's John Cena's O-Face

Well I guess I should've waited (previous post here) for Amy Schumer to release the red-band trailer for her upcoming movie Trainwreck, directed by Judd Apatow, because it's stuffed with thrusting John Cena, and some dude's big bouncy butt...

... actually, it's this dude's big bouncy butt:

Looking through the cast list I believe that's an actor named Josh Segarra, who's playing a character named "Staten island Oli," which is just the greatest character name. We've actually stared at Segarra naked-ish before - he took it off on that show Sirens one time...
(They are the same person right?)
And oh no, did he shave his chest?
Why, Maybe-Josh-Segarra? Why???
Oh well we'll always have the John Cena thrusting thing...

While I was looking through that cast list though I also happened to notice that there are four characters called "One Night Stand Guy" and then another promising one called "Dumpster Guy." Oh Amy, I love you. Here's that red-band trailer:


AG said...

Just watched the redband trailer and WOW instant hard on! :p

Thank you so much for the GIFs <3

will h said...

He was also on the New Electric Company don't ask me how i knooooow.

Chip Chandler said...

Look again: That's definitely Josh Segarra, and he didn't shave his chest. There's fur there, just hidden in the shadows.