Friday, January 13, 2012

Every Last Inch Of Him's Covered With Hair


Hello, most prominent reason to see Beauty and the Beast in 3D this weekend! Can you imagine? It'll be like motorboating Gaston at last! A dream fulfilled.

My first piece for Celebrity Beehive in this here new year can be read right over yonder. There you can see what I have to say about Contraband with Marky Mark and Joyful Noise with Dolly and Queen Latifah, amongst other seeming cinematic travesties. Have at it.


Anonymous said...

Yummy. Hairy 3D. Good call.

Jee Jay said...

Mark Wahlberg's movie career has been peculiar.

He gets involved in these eccentric 'prestige' pictures which presumably would get some good reviews but vanish instantly (Boogie Nights, Huckabees, 3 Kings, Perfect Storm, Fighter, etc.) -- but instead they go on to awards, and relatively big box office.

Then he makes tawdry potboilers to cash in with the action crowd (Corruptor, Shooter, Italian Job, Max Payne, Contraband, etc.) -- and nobody goes to see them!

I can't decide if he has integrity, or if he's just doing it wrong.

Anonymous said...

Seriously - why dosen't Gaston have nipples??!?!