Thursday, August 08, 2019
Nice To Meet You, David Corenswet
Wednesday, November 30, 2022
A Man For All Reasons
"... set in the near future, where a heartbroken young woman, Mary, joins an enigmatic experiment that promises to hack love, but after moving into an idyllic, secluded location with her fellow female participants, she and the other women start questioning what’s really happening in the experiment, and why they’ve all been tasked with dating the same mysterious man, Christopher Skye (Corenswet). Christopher Skye, a movie star, is a man of contradictions. When we first meet him, we are so taken with his talent, charisma, and raw power, we absolutely believe he is one of the world’s most eligible bachelors. However, the more we get to know Christopher, the more we see his wild neuroses and his deep despair. This is a man who, on the surface, has everything, but underneath feels empty."
Sounds like Sci-Fi The Bachelor, right? Well even though I am sure there's a traumatic twist I can think of far worse things than being forced to date David Corenswet. Far, far worse things. They better have really awful things up their sleeves is my point. I mean Oscar Isaac was really fucking evil in Ex Machina and they barely got me on the robot's side on that one, given how blisteringly hot he was while simultaneously being so evil. Hey don't glare at me -- I was irreparably scarred by childhood trauma, I'm allowed to have some sordid impulses dammit. And believe me I'm much more boring in practice than in theory.
Aaaanyway this isn't the only prestige series back on a recent bestselling book that Corenswet has lined up -- he's also co-starring opposite Natalie Portman no less in Lady in the Lake, an adaptation of Laura Lipman's 2019 novel about a housewife in 1960s Baltimore who tries to solve the murder of a woman that nobody's trying to solve. This series is being run by Alma Har'el, director of Honey Boy, and has already finished production. And then there's a romantic film called The Greatest Hits that David is starring in with actress Lucy Boynton, which I only bring up because the two of them were photographed romping on a beach in their underpants back in October and I forgot to post it! Goodness gracious! So hit the jump for a couple dozen photos of David Corenswet in soaking wet boxer briefs, if you please...
Monday, May 06, 2024
Pic of the Day
Wednesday, June 11, 2025
Today's Fanboy Delusion
Today I'd rather be...
Thursday, March 11, 2021
David Corenswet Eight Times
Wednesday, August 27, 2025
David Corenswet Eleven Times
Monday, July 07, 2025
Good Morning, David Corenswet
Tuesday, June 27, 2023
We Won the Supes Lottery
We also know that the villain is going to be Lex Luthor again (sigh) but that casting hasn't been announced yet -- yesterday there was reporting that both Alexander and Bill Skarsgård are up for the role. Out of those two, as much as I love Alex I say go with Bill but to be honest I'm not sold on either of them? I honestly think...
CHOOSE GUSTAF https://t.co/aIK5QNZBYh
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) June 26, 2023
Monday, June 24, 2024
Pic of the Day
I need David Corenswet to tell me what color underwear I am wearing https://t.co/z2TsaGgiuo
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) June 24, 2024
Monday, April 27, 2020
David Corenswet Four More Times
Wednesday, April 15, 2026
Pics of the Day
Monday, July 08, 2024
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:
Pearl (2022)
Pearl: Is it legal?The Projectionist: Doing it, yeah. Filming it, no.
Monday, April 20, 2020
11 Days Til Hollywood
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Thursday, October 30, 2025
Thursday's Ways Not To Die
Monday, September 19, 2022
David Corenswet Five Times
Monday, July 14, 2025
Good Morning, World
Tuesday, July 26, 2022
Pearl's Got Herself a Man Y'all
Wednesday, August 06, 2025
Good Morning, World
Tuesday, December 03, 2019
Fresh Blood For Superman
Anyway I never finished watching The Politician -- I never made it past the first episode actually! Which wasn't entirely the show's fault, since it premiered right in the middle of the New York Film Fest and I was hella busy. But Corenswet immediately made a mark with just that one episode -- enough that I've already posted about him here on the site a couple of times -- because... well, I mean, he looks like Young Henry Cavill. I am certainly not immune! What do y'all think? Or should they just cram old bones Cavill back into his super-walker like he wants?
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Thursday, July 10, 2025
Supes of the Day
This being Lois f'ing Lane though she chooses to ignore Clark's patronizing tone and snatch at the opportunity to interview the biggest story in the world, relationship or not -- she does warn him, but he's Superman right? We've already seen him at this point take mega-punches from flying monstrosities -- surely he can handle some questions from a mere lady reporter. (That's not me talking -- you can clearly, and to the film's benefit, see Lois bristle at Clark's condescension.)
What follows is a wallop of a scene where we watch two entirely game actors slapping dialogue and actual (can you believe it) ideas back and forth at one another like a verbal Wimbledon -- it's the best action scene in the movie and it's basically two people sitting on chairs the entire time. Corenswet and Brosnahan have mega-chemistry, and what the characters are debating -- the reality of what Superman's god-like powers mean in a complicated world with borders nad laws -- sets the and tone and the story's main thrust for everything that comes after it. Point being: whoever came up with this scene deserves an enormous raise.
If all of Superman had adhered to that emotional and intellectual coherence this film would be a stone-cold insta-classic -- it's sure got a pile of great ingrediants and ideas bouncing around. The cast is pretty much head to toe wonderful -- I'll admit Christopher Reeve and Margot Kidder will always be the Clark & Lois I picture when somebody asks me to picture Clark & Lois but the two here are far and away the best iteration of the greatest couple in comic-dom that we've seen since then.
And it's not that Brosnahan doesn't get stuff to do in the meantime. While the hero is off fighting kaiju and slipping into pocket dimensions she's working with what she's got to straighten out the world and it ultimately integral to its saving. And perhaps Gunn didn't want the film to solely define her in relation to Clark & Supes -- I get that. But there's no denying the film feels its most alive and meaningful when all its extra stuff (so much extra stuff) gets swept aside and it focuses on that heart. And one does wish they'd found a way to really anchor the movie around that more consistently.
But still -- a perfectly good time. Whenever the John Williams' theme swept in my tear-ducts spontaneously erupted, and adorable Krypto more than earns his keep. It's not that there's anything absolutely terrible on hand that I can point to here -- well except that maybe a couple of girly girl characters on-screen come off as an eensy bit misogynistic. It's more just a lack of focus that turns out to be Gunn's Kryptonite. How much of that is the no-doubt-suffocating pressure to reboot an entire Cinematic Universe being heaped onto him I'll leave to the business-side pundits -- as for Superman, the movie itself, it's not a fatal glitch in the matrix. But it is a Trojan Horse that splits everything at its seams somewhat. I guess that's just the movies in 2025 though -- nothing can be just itself. Everything's gotta be everything to everybody. Superman most of all.








































































