Monday, July 29, 2019
We'd Be Safe & Warm If We Were in L.A.
Wednesday, August 29, 2018
Once Upon a Twink in Hollywood
... not realizing whose daughter she was, spending the whole thing being irritated that she had stolen Uma Thurman's voice. She sounds so much like her mother it's eerie - she and Denzel's son John David Washington should have a contest to see who sounds more like their famous parent.
Tuesday, August 08, 2023
5 Off My Head: It's NYFF 2023, Baby!
Tuesday, June 12, 2018
Once Upon a Time in James Marsden
Thursday, January 09, 2020
Queer Kisses For Antonio & Co.
Friday, March 02, 2018
Once Upon a Dude in Hollywood
Wednesday, March 27, 2024
Caught Butlering
Monday, August 08, 2022
5 Off My Head: Siri Says 2019
My 5 Favorite Movies of 2019
Runners-up: In Fabric (dir. Peter Strickland), Sorry Angel (dir. Christophe Honoré), Little Women (dir. Greta Gerwig), Knife+Heart (dir. Yan Gonzalez), End of the Century (dir. Lucio Castro), Peterloo (dir. Mike Leigh)...
Tuesday, August 27, 2019
Quote of the Day
"I tried to not turn Sharon into a Quentin Tarantino character. Rick’s a Quentin Tarantino character. Cliff’s a Quentin Tarantino character. Even McQueen is a bit of Quentin Tarantino character. In a way, I didn’t want Sharon to be a character. I wanted her to be the person that she is. Now, it’s only my interpretation of the person from what I’ve learned about and I’ve definitely been leaning into the bride in the light stuff, but that really seems to be who she is. If there are other aspects of her out there, I couldn’t find it. But the thing is, was not about her being a character, but the real person. She was almost supposed to represent normalcy in the thing. She doesn’t have any plot to do. We’re watching her live her life because that’s what was robbed from her.
The fact that she is a person cosigned to history for the most part defined completely and utterly by her tragic death. And in these last four weeks people have watched Margot [Robbie] play this person and they saw that she was more that. She was a lovely person and they get a sense of her spirit and they get a sense of her life and you actually watch her doing things people do in a life–watching errands, driving a car, just doing life stuff, and you even got to see the real Sharon juxtaposed into that. And now I actually think that people will think about her differently than they thought before. It’s not the beginning and end-all of Sharon. There’s still more to learn about her and everything, but I think saving her from her tombstone, the movie has done that to a small degree, but I think a significant degree."
Monday, August 09, 2021
Fantasia 2021: Broadcast Signal intrusion
Thankfully we don't have to rely on just the blockbusters of mainstream Hollywood for our movies though, and so we get here and there little psycho-conspiratorial gems like Broadcast Signal Intrusion, Jacob Gentry's unsettling and cryptic new indie thriller (now showing as part of the Fantasia Film Festival), have popped up, poked us in the side, and shrieked our moment's angst into some artistic form. It stars Harry Shum Jr. as James, a video archivist mourning his missing wife who stumbles upon one of the intrusions of the title, where lo-fi scammers sneaked their way onto the airwaves and in the middle of your regularly scheduled programming inserted a few seconds of terrifying footage seemingly streamed straight out from our collective nightmares.
These intrusions are the film's greatest asset -- when I tell you that Gentry seems to have plunged his hands into the meat of Hell's belly and tossed the entrails of what he found across the screen I am possibly understating how much these snippets of blank-faced mask ladies flapping their empty mouths to a discordant soundtrack unnerved me. It's David Lynch by way of the Ringu tape -- the old familiar skittish skips of VHS tech feeling like tears in reality, looking through to a place we're not meant to look. If you're old enough to have tried to catch bits of nudity on the scrambled Pay-Per-View channel I want you to imagine catching a snuff film instead (and on that note I did think of the 1995 forgotten classic Mute Witness here) -- that feeling, dirty and wrong, pulses in from the edges of this movie in most excellently doled amounts.
Does the film bite off more mysteries than it can chew? Possibly -- like an army of Gyllenhaals in Zodiac we find ourselves lost in many a basement sniffing musty boxes and file-cases, no end in sight, strange footfalls overhead, and no visible legs in sight. It's more of a hover above a crime-scene, like we're the ghost of a person who just got surprised bonked in the head, trying to figure out who killed us before we slip into the light; it's false-starts and back-steps and occasionally frustrating in the way the unknowable will always be. I dug that about it. Leave the pat answers for the Avengers -- modern living seems to me more of a spiral with no end in sight, and Broadcast Signal Intrusion tunes into that frequency more than it doesn't.
Thursday, June 21, 2018
Scoot! Scoot In a Suit!
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Friday, February 23, 2018
I Am Link
--- World Gone Mads - I was surprised to see that Swedish director Jonas Åkerlund hasn't really dipped his toes into feature-film-making too much - he's been making beloved music videos since the 90s (I especially love his clip for The Cardigans) but you can count his movie projects on one hand. Anyway that seems to be changing - he had a movie called Lords of Chaos play at Sundance that stars Emory Cohen and Rory Culkin, and now he's just announced a movie called Polar, which will stars Mads Mikkelsen as "the world's top assassin" being hunted by a bunch of other assassins. Not that we've never seen that story before, but Jonas has his own style. Anyway it's based on a graphic novel written by Victor Santos.
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--- Let's Go - Ashamed it's taken me a week to mention this - Ira Sachs, the terribly talented gay New York filmmaker behind Love is Strange and Keep the Lights On and last year's Little Men, has lined up his next movie and oh my god the cast - it's called Family Vacation and it will star Isabelle Huppert and Jérémie Renier and Marisa Tomei (who was in Love is Strange) and Greg Kinnear (who was in Little Men) and it's about a family... you guessed it... on vacation. It will be filmed in Portugal. Also awesome news - the cinematographer will be the Portuguese lenser Rui Poças, who recently shot Zama for Lucretia Martel and The Ornithologist for João Pedro Rodriguez; what I've seen so far of his work is incredible.
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--- Pennywises Future - Surprising absolutely nobody Jessica Chastain is in talks to play the adult version of the redheaded lone-girl "Bev" in the It sequel - Chastain starred in writer-director Andy Muschietti's previous horror flick Mama and so everybody with eyes could see this coming, given Chastain's note-perfect look to play an older version of the actress from the first movie anyway. Filming is set to start later this spring so we should hear more casting soon - I like this dude's suggestion on Twitter that Patrick Wilson just play everybody.
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-- And Speaking of Stephen King, Hollywood really is digging through his everything right now - his 1960's horror poem called The Bone Church just got snapped up by director David Ayer and is being turned into a TV series, apparently. (thanks Mac) David Ayer just had a hit with Bright on Netflix (which I still haven't seen because god it looks terrible) and a not-hit with the definitely terrible Suicide Squad, but once upon a time he made the terrific End of Watch, so perhaps this could work. Keep hope alive. The poem's about a deadly expedition in the jungle.
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--- Twilight Mania - I remain somewhat uncomfortable with Quentin Tarantino making a movie about the Charles Manson Murders, but this has nothing to do with the horrible story that came out from the Kill Bill 2 set - I was uncomfortable even before that because I am uncomfortable every time the Manson Murders get dramatized. They remain too real and too horrific to me, in some weird way. Anyway I sincerely doubt the movie's not happening at this point (I don't buy those stories about the studio being wary one iota) so if it must I kind of love The Tracking Board's suggestion that Robert Pattinson play Manson, and now that I've imagined it I don't know if I want to see anything else.
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--- Armpit Monster - How weird that this news was announced just a couple of days after I saw David Cronenberg's 1977 film Rabid on the big screen for the first time thanks to MoMA - it's getting remade! Normally I would blanch at such an idea, but the remake is coming from a pair of female directors - the Soska Sisters - and that's a story that could maybe use a retelling via a female perspective? It could be interesting anyway. I don't know the Soskas work though, so we'll have to wait and see.
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Thursday, August 15, 2019
Thursday's Ways Not To Die
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