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Thursday, April 16, 2015

Good Morning, Jai

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I consider it strange that I'm always finding the new pictures of Jai Courtney modeling underwear randomly - I realize that this brand, called Bonds, is Australian, but you'd still think the internet would sit up and take notice when these things show up. But no, I only found that shot above because a pair of new Terminator pics...

 ... showing a half-naked Jai appeared
and sent me on one of my Jai binges.
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The previous "Holy cow, Jai Courtney is an underwear model" posts can be seen right here and right here and right here, by the way. His hair is shorter in the new picture so I assume it's from a different shoot, which makes me sad when I realize they're still making him shave himself down for these. He should always be fuzzy. Anyway like I said, I went on another Jai binge - hit the jump for lots more!

Monday, May 04, 2015

Good Morning, Jai

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I don't know if you've been paying attention to all of the "Jai Courtney in Bonds underwear" ads that've come out over the past few months but I know I personally have been paying very very close attention myself (see here and here and here and here) but I feel as if he's gotten more tan, more photo-shop, and less hair as it's gone along.Since the ads have all been so spread out, here...

... there, all the ads in one place. Anyway as you can tell, they've upped the burnt sienna a bit. Whatever I'm not looking this gift horse in the mouth. I'd love for his chest to be its naturally hirsute state, but at least they didn't wax his legs for god's sake. Anyway onto recent things... 

... like how they released the first group picture of the Suicide Squad cast over the weekend, but who the hell cares about that silly masqueraded-up bunch when we've got pictures of Jai wandering around the set in sweatpants. (thanks Bismark) Just in case you thought those underpants were stuffed... I think we've got our answer. Here are a couple shots of Jai and friends (like Joel Kinnaman!) fooling around on the SS set:


Wednesday, May 15, 2019

Good Morning, World

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I think I just stumbled upon a shot from Jai Courtney's ad campaign for Bonds underwear that I missed back in 2015? I had to scour through our previous posts extensively, with a squinched up eye and a sweaty microscope -- not a hardship! -- but I'm coming down on yes, yes I missed this one. What a goddamned blessing! For all of our previous posts on this heady subject click here or click here or click here or click here or click here

Anyway I was looking for Jai pictures not for my own perverted needs (this once) but rather to attach to the news that Jai just got attached to a new thing, a limited-event Aussie TV drama about immigration called Stateless that Cate Blanchett is starring in. (Happy belated, Cate!) The series will also star Dominic West (ugh I don't like him) and Handmaid's Tale wonder Yvonne Strahovski, you can read more about its plot at that link. And I'm sure, with a cast like this, it will eventually make its way to the US.

Oh and this is besides the other limited-series TV event that Cate Blanchett announced yesterday -- did you hear about the Phyllis Schafly thing with the truly crazy cast? You need to read that if not.
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Friday, September 27, 2019

Punching Out with Jai Courtney

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Do you guys think Jai Courtney gets free Bonds underwear for life 
after doing that ad campaign a couple of years ago? (via
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Thursday, July 28, 2016

My Suicide Romance

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The hottest thing to come out of Suicide Squad is clearly the new romantic relationship (shut up, facts) between Joel Kinnaman & Jai Courtney. (pics via their respective Instagrams here and here) But what shall we call them? Kinnaney? Courtaman? Those stink. Come up with something better, friends.

And in related news...

... I find everything I've heard about Jared Leto's behavior on the set of the movie utterly and totally repulsive, but the fact that he's gone and re-styled himself like the Jordan Catalano I fell in love with high school (see also this post on the Tumblr) is making my outrage crumble. My will is so goddamned weak. Nobody ever trust me with nuclear codes or anything like that -- all it would take to break me would be Jai Courtney walking into the room in his Bonds underpants and I'd blow Putin on the spot for more.
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Tuesday, January 06, 2015

Jai Courtney's Underwear Vacation

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Earlier I told y'all I had a ton to do today; well today seems to be me trying to play catch-up with some of the gratuities I missed over the holiday break, and nobody but Bradley Cooper (see this morning) is working me harder than Jai Courtney. Besides that above new picture of his underwear campaign for Bonds (click here and here for all the previous shots), we also got...

... a video of him in half-naked Army drag jabbering about Unbroken - seriously, it's two minutes and fifteen seconds of his furry torso, dog-tags, aviator shades, an army jeep, an insanely silly hat, and Heaven. HEAVEN. Watch it here:
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On top of that, bless all the miracles of Tumblr, a bunch of pictures of him hanging out with some also-hot friends in real life made their way before my eyeballs...

... and they too are being all they can be. 
He also did a quite fine photo-shoot for Esquire...

... basically, I had a Very Courtney Christmas. And now let's all have a Very Courtney New Year by hitting the jump to see more pictures of him shirtless with friends, more photo-shoots, a shot of him and Finn Wittrock, and more much more...

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

I Am Link

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--- Sniff It - Do these NYT Carpetbagger articles usually insist on self-refering as "The Bagger" so insistently? I think they wrote "The Bagger" fifty times in a few short paragraphs and it's hella annoying. Anyway here's The Bagger on meeting Jake Gyllenhaal at a recent event for Nightcrawler, and apparently he smells good. I hope not too good, I wouldn't want him perfumy, I want him manly and musky and what was I talking about again? (thanks Mac)

--- Greatest Love - We're exactly one month away from Lifetime airing Angela Bassett's Whitney Houston bio-pic (not-so-seret secret: I was and always will be a huge Whitney fan) and here's a pretty interesting interview with the actress they hired to play Whitney's long-rumored lesbian paramour. She sounds like she knows things, real things, y'all.

--- Feast For All - There are a whole lot of TV shows that I don't watch included on The Atlantic's list of the best TV episodes of the year, in fact it's a surprising majority (I thought I watched a lot of TV but there's so much here I hadn't even heard of!), but I recommend the list anyway because our pal Joe Reid wrote up a lovely little thing on the best episode of Hannibal's second season in there.

--- Tickle Me Efron - Hey look Joseph Gordon Levitt and Zac Efron (sporting a surprisingly fine mustache) were hanging out filming something for Joe's HitRecord thing. I hope it's something akin to the thing that Joe "reportedly" filmed when he was trying to be in John Cameron Mitchell's real-sex-opus Shortbus. And speaking of Joe, it sounds like he will not be playing the lead in the adaptation of Neil Gaiman's Sandman movie, at least according to Gaiman himself? Neil says he'd like Tom Hiddleston, which sounds like prime casting to me.

--- Bond Women - I love all the press that Monica Belluci got when she was announced for Spectre about being the oldest Bond Girl ever, as if Monica Belluci is a dried up old corn husk. If she was good enough for Vincent Cassel y'all, she's good enough for me. Anyway over at The Film Experience today resident Bond expert Deborah tackles the math of the Bond Girls and their ages with respect to the Bonds they've stood alongside (or you know, laid under) and finds some surprising facts.

--- Hero Dump - Here are two Avengers-themed things that I have not yet read: here's Paul Bettany finally breaking hi silence (oh yes we have all been holding our breath on this one) on what the deal is with his role in the upcoming sequel, and here is Joss Whedon... well, presumably it seems talking about the same thing, plus other stuff. No word if Aaron Johnson's thighs come up, but I'll keep you posted.

--- How To Get Away With Suicide - The cast for the upcoming super-villain team-up flick Suicide Squad, which has been giving me a solid case of the manic-depressives, just got maybe one more check in the plus column - Viola Davis is maybe going to play the, well, the Samuel L. Jackson role, aka the government official who oversees the group. She joins Tom Hardy and Jai Courtney and then some other people ugh.
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