Thursday, July 28, 2016

My Suicide Romance

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The hottest thing to come out of Suicide Squad is clearly the new romantic relationship (shut up, facts) between Joel Kinnaman & Jai Courtney. (pics via their respective Instagrams here and here) But what shall we call them? Kinnaney? Courtaman? Those stink. Come up with something better, friends.

And in related news...

... I find everything I've heard about Jared Leto's behavior on the set of the movie utterly and totally repulsive, but the fact that he's gone and re-styled himself like the Jordan Catalano I fell in love with high school (see also this post on the Tumblr) is making my outrage crumble. My will is so goddamned weak. Nobody ever trust me with nuclear codes or anything like that -- all it would take to break me would be Jai Courtney walking into the room in his Bonds underpants and I'd blow Putin on the spot for more.
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5 comments:

The Bloody Munchkin said...

Hello, the answer is staring you right in the face, Jaiel. It just works.

Anonymous said...

Jail

Mm in DC

john konopka said...

Joel Kinnaman finally dropped his kate moss heroin chic look, and i went weak kneed. YUMMY!

Anonymous said...

KiNNNey

Anonymous said...

Kinntney of Course!!