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Tuesday, July 17, 2018

Buddy You're a Young Man Hard Man

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A new trailer for Bohemian Rhapsody, the sort-of-directed-by-Bryan-Singer sort-of-bio-pic of Freddie Mercury, sort of, has arrived, and it tries a little bit harder to be semi-explicit about The Gay than the first one did, in that there's a moment in the trailer where everything stops and they're like, "GAY!" with spotlights. I assume they've heard our whinging about one of the biggest queer icons seeming a little neutered so far. That said all the trailer's really giving us is a couple furtive hand touches and...

... Allen Leech in a mustache, and while I am firmly in the "I like Allen leech with a mustache" camp of righteous and sane individuals I'm still not sure that this movie is gonna end up being the movie is should have been. We will seen. Here's the latest trailer:
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Bohemian Rhapsody is out on November 2nd.
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Wednesday, May 18, 2022

Good Morning, World


It's so difficult to find good birthday boy Allen Leech gratuitous content out here on the internet that I am here this morning sharing this photo that I have no context for -- he appears to be acting on stage? If you have any context give us a shout-out, otherwise just enjoy this vision of Downton Abbey's driver-turned-dream-man Allen Leech wearing lycra spanx and nothing else. You can see plenty more of him here though, from past posts -- I particularly like this one; even though he's fully dressed there's plenty to look at. They always know what they are doing when Downton's costumers cut Branson's inseams! Speaking of I have indeed seen the new movie (out on Friday!) and I'll be reviewing it later this week but there's plenty of that to keep one's eyes out for -- those linen tennis pants he wears in the trailer (see below) on the big screen will poke your eye out, and they even get him running around in one of those old-timey bathing suits! Good stuff, I tell ya. Happy birthday, Bronson!


Thursday, February 22, 2024

Good Morning, World


There were a few big takeaways from Downton Abbey -- and not, "Maggie Smith is awesome" wasn't one of them because we already knew Maggie Smith was awesome well before Downton Abbey. One was it would've been fine to be a sexy closeted gay butler because you got to have sex with Charlie Cox a couple of times and that would've made all of the other endless years of misery totally worth it. And another was "totally fuck your chauffeur" because Allen Leech is a prize. These gifs of Allen and his exquite ass obviously aren't Downton related -- they're from some show called Too Good To Be True that I know nothing about -- and on that front if any Brits wanna assist with information, please do! But honestly who cares? We don't need to know. Exquite Allen ass! Hit the jump for more...

Monday, May 18, 2015

Good Morning, Branson

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A happy 34th birthday to Downton Abbey's sex-chauffeur Branson, aka the actor Allen Leech, today. Somebody who still watches that show (I didn't quit because they raped the maid but that just so happened to be the last episode I watched) tell me what's up with Branson. Has he found himself a lady-love? Or have he and Thomas consummated the the imaginary affair I've tirelessly built for the two of them? See more of Allen here and here and here.


Thursday, May 18, 2017

Good Morning, World

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I would apologize to Downton Abbey actor Allen Leech for what I'm about to say but since that dude hasn't taken his shirt off but the couple of times that we have already covered it ain't my fault -- there's nobody celebrating a birthday today that I can exploit properly (but a happy birthday to Allen, anyway - now go find yourself a sexy job) and there's a lot of real-world news for me to plow through today so I am just going to send y'all over to this gallery of Jamie Dornan pictures that I posted on the Tumblr yesterday for this morning's "Good Morning" post. (And yes, that was all one sentence. I am the master of run-ons. The Master!) Click on over for more!


Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Good Morning, World

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I know (and love) Allen Leech as "Beefcake" Branson on Downton Abbey (although I stopped watching that show about halfway into its run, so that love only got me so far I guess) but before he stole hearts as the sexiest revolutionary chauffeur this side of Driving Miss Daisy he was on Rome and I guess it should've struck me before that a show like Rome would've gotten him naked but it didn't, not until I saw this clip this morning. It's Leech's birthday today, so a happy one to him -- here's the clip and hit the jump for a few more gifs...

Tuesday, October 23, 2018

Because You Don't Know What It Means To Me

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I'm willing to bet that Freddie Mercury, for all his damage, and the boy had damage, had some fun in his life. Don't you think? He was by all accounts difficult, fucked up by the closet, a tremendous drug enthusiast. But the dude partied with groovy people and I just have my doubts that his every moment of partying was a lonesome woe, a misery. You wouldn't guess that watching Bryan Singer's Bohemian Rhapsody though, which treats his every second not spent in the studio or on stage with his "band family" (including the "love of his life" Mary Austin) as a drudge of desolation, exploitation, inextricably linking his gayness with his downfall in some "Chick Tract" type morality play nonsense, the leather-jacketed mustache queers whispering poison in the poor doomed doe's ear and finding him a swift death.

Is there truth in the telling that Mercury did get ensnarled with a lousy dude named Paul Prenter (played here by Allen Leech of Downton Abbey) who hooked him up with drugs and boys and isolated him from good decision-making, only to betray him later on? There very much is. But there is presumably also a way to tell that story without projecting a forty-year-old antiquated stance on homosexuality as truth - we've come a long way from how Freddie Mercury felt about himself, baby. Bohemian Rhapsody presents Prenter as a snug-panted serpent slithering into an Arena Rock Garden of Eden - he practically hisses every time they cut to him - and besides absolving Mercury of all responsibility for his lousy behavior the film time and again links shady gayness with seediness, meanness, and eventually disease.  

The film feels like an artifact from the 1970s and 80s, and I don't mean in a well-captured time-capsule way - its point-of-view feels moth-balled and deeply offensive here in 2018. The storytelling seems to buy Mercury's closet-bred insistence that True Love was for the Beautiful Blonde Lady alone while sex, sex with men, must remain dirty and hidden - we get a couple of quick kisses and some skulking around a truck-stop restroom beside a flouncy butch, but only once Freddie is good and sick and soundly tragedized can a man come along for him. Nevermind that in real life Mercury met and lived with Jim Hutton before he even got diagnosed with HIV - here Hutton's presented as a sexless afterthought, a balm applied to a soundly dying man.

Is there good stuff to be had in Bohemian Rhapsody? Sure. The spectacular music of Queen is there, after all. If you're gonna see the movie see it loud, with a good vibrating sound system in your seat - something should get you stiff, anyway. The concert scenes can be heaps of fun (Malek struts real well) and the remaining members of the band clearly knew the right story to tell when it was about the four of them in a room figuring out wacky noises and acapellas to drop on their immortal rock anthems. The Live Aid sequence is some killer queening indeed. But the rest of the film relentlessly poisons all around it - a black green cloud of bad stuff snorted up its own fat bottom. Freddie deserved better.


Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Go Downton, Things'll Be Great When You're

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By request I just posted some shots of Downton's hunky ex-chauffeur slash failed revolutionary Allen Leech sans shirt over at MNPP's Tumblr. (We were just talking about him.) Apparently he has yet to grace us sans pants yet - the world weeps, and waits, and waits...
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Tuesday, November 04, 2014

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be... 

... strolling around Downton with Branson.

Hello, Allen Leech Junior.
(thanks Iggy)
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Friday, May 20, 2022

Technically This Post is About Downton Abbey...


I wasn't sure which Downton Abbey actor I would use a photo of to grab your eyeballs with to direct you over to my review of the new Downton Abbey movie which just went up at Pajiba, read it here. Whenever Downton comes up I usually always vacillate between Allen Leech and his bulging trousers and the porcelain-pretty homosexual-footman Rob James-Collier, who once stuck his tongue in Charlie Cox's mouth to my everlasting pleasure. But then I saw the above photo of Hugh Dancy in plaid pants (okay it's houndstooth, whatever, close enough) and it was game set match even though Hugh's only just now become a Downton boy with the new movie, which has him playing a Silent Film Director who comes to Downton and bats his pretty eyelashes at Lady Mary. Doesn't it seem though like Hugh Dancy should have been on Downton Abbey ages and ages ago? How is this just now happening? Anyway the important thing is it happened. Now go read my review. But wait, I have more...
 
... I don't know where the hell my head has been but I had no idea that Hugh was in a TV series with former-Piz Chris Lowell! Did you? There is too much damned TV. The show is called Roar and it is on Apple+ and it's actually an anthology series, so Hugh & Chris are only in one episode (it's the sixth episode). They star in that episode alongside Alison Brie, which is of note because the series is from the creators of GLOW, which of course starred Brie & Lowell previously. (Oh man I miss GLOW so fucking much, you guys.) 

Lowell, a terrific photographer whose work I've posted before here on the site, posted these snaps of Hugh on his own Instagram -- I love the thought of him putting his hand to Hugh's face and turning it into the light just right, don't you? Like that scene in Clueless with Brittany Murphy holding the rose. Well these are the places my brain automatically goes anyway. 

And since we are here and I'm looking at Chris's Instagram and I'm seeing all of the sexy self-portraits that he's posted over the past few months that I have missed, well, that obviously cannot stand. So I'm gonna post those too, right on after the jump... 


Tuesday, September 09, 2025

The Lights Are Much Brighter There...


Several reviews from yours truly are going to be dropping this week (if not today), starting right here and right now with my take on the third and supposedly final Downton Abbey movie, The Grand Finale. Click here to read my thoughts! I've been surprisingly kind to this franchise over the years, given its wealth-obsessed soapiness is not my usual beat, but I take it the same way that people during the Great Depression must have approached Busby Berkeley musicals -- a lavish distraction. And chauffeur-stud Allen Leech is my Dick Powell, I guess! As I say in my review this final film is extremely For The Fans, but it does have the good sense of gifting us with Arty Froushan's delightful turn as Noel Coward plus half-naked Alessandro Nivola. Of course I had a good time!

My review of the new Downton Abbey movie won't drop til next week but let it be known that Arty Froushan as Noel Coward is now my North Star

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— Jason Adams (@jamnpp.bsky.social) September 4, 2025 at 11:03 AM

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Do Dump or Marry - Downton Edition

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So are you guys watching the third season of Downton Abbey on PBS? Or did you watch it alongside its UK airing like I did? Having done so I have kept my yap shut so I don't spoil it for anybody, but hey look the third season comes out on DVD today, so you too can pull yourself up ahead of the crowd. It seems a little weird to me that it's getting released onto DVD before they air all of the episodes here but whatever, we all consume these things at our own rates now, don't we? Speaking of consuming things...

... it's about well past time we did a Do Dump or Marry for this show, innit? If you want to pick from the actors themselves or the characters they play, that's up to you. I think it's more fun to insert yourself into the show for this round of make-believe, but maybe you like the way they look out of costume better. (Or maybe you don't want to have to worry about wading thru the mores of the time mid-fantasy.) Our three be...


... Dan Stevens as Matthew Crawley...


... Allen Leech as Tom Branson...


... and Rob James Collier as Thomas Barrow.
(see lots more of RJC here)
Hit the comments with your answer!
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Friday, September 14, 2018

One Queen's Attitude

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Rami Malek is on the cover of Attitude magazine this month for the Queen bio-pic Bohemian Rhapsody and inside the cover story (which we only have a portion of for right now; thx Mac) he apparently addresses the controversy that's been aimed at the film for "straight-washing" the character of Freddie Mercury. Says Rami:

"Let me say that I don’t think the film shies away from his sexuality or his all-consuming disease, which is obviously AIDS... I don’t know how you could avoid any of that, or if anyone would ever want to. It’s a bit absurd that anyone’s judging this from a minute trailer... The film needed to approach it in a delicate manner. You can’t shy away from it. It was an important moment to have in the film, one that ultimately is very sad but also empowering in a way... It shows you just how resilient human beings can be and how much we rely on the strength of our friends and family to get us through tough times."

"Which is obviously AIDS" is such hilariously awkward phrasing. Anyway to be fair to all of us bitching, Rami, the controversy's been around far longer than the arrival of the first trailer -- Sacha Baron Cohen basically said he dropped out of making the bio-pic circa 2013-ish because the surviving band-members didn't want to gay the thing up with too much focus on Freddie's promiscuity et cetera. So we've been anxious for awhile now.

I also think saying the film needed to approach the subject "in a delicate manner" betrays the spirit of Freddie fuckin' Mercury, who approached nothing in a delicate manner, but we'll see when the movie comes out in November I suppose. At least we've definitely got more of Allen Leech being gay with a mustache to look forward to. Hit the jump for the rest of Rami's photo-shoot for Attitude...