A happy 34th birthday to Downton Abbey's sex-chauffeur Branson, aka the actor Allen Leech, today. Somebody who still watches that show (I didn't quit because they raped the maid but that just so happened to be the last episode I watched) tell me what's up with Branson. Has he found himself a lady-love? Or have he and Thomas consummated the the imaginary affair I've tirelessly built for the two of them? See more of Allen here and here and here.