Friday, September 30, 2022

Luke MacFarlane Four Times


The rumors are true! Okay so there weren't any rumors, as nobody gives a shit what I have to say. But I've felt paranoid about admitting this all week so I've built it all up into a boogeyman in my head -- I gave Billy Eichner's gay rom-com Bros a not-positive review at Pajiba today. Click on over and you can read it there. I worry I'll be stoned when I go to NewFest in a couple of weeks! I'm gonna be walking down the street one day and see Billy Eichner running towards me and it won't be for that series of his! Oh well. I'm a pretty lousy gay, it's always been the case. So here in an attempt to make up for it I give y'all four brand new photos of Bros big slab-of-beef Luke MacFarlane, and maybe one day I'll be admitted back into the gay club. Hit the jump for them...

Yorgos And Emma And And


Okay I really need big news like this to stop breaking today, I have other things to get to! But how could I not immediately share the word that Yorgos Lanthimos, director of Dogtooth and The Lobster and The Favourite has lined up his new movie! And not even his next new movie -- he already has one in the can called Poor Things, which I've talked about previously. (Still no word on when that one is being released though.) No this one is set to be titled And (yeah that won't be a pain to search for when the time comes, dude) and it is set to star Emma Stone and Margaret Qualley and Willem Dafoe, all of whom are in Poor Things, as well as the great Jesse Plemons. We don't have any more details really but feel free to click on over to Variety for all the official blather. 

The New Creatures of the Night


Robert Eggers has been trying to make a new version of Nosferatu for basically his entire career -- we've been documenting the teases we've gotten on that front since The Witch came out 2015 and we immediately began caring about what Robert Eggers made. Then came The Lighthouse and The Northman and now we really, really, really care. Like, really. Nosferatu was supposed to happen several times but things kept falling apart at the last minute, and the main problem as of late has been the actress he wanted to star in it -- Anya Taylor-Joy, who worked with him on The Witch and The Northman, has just become too damned busy. 

And so, the inevitable -- it sounds like he's moving on with the project without his muse. Deadline is reporting that Bill Skarsgard is going to play the lead bloodsucker, which is wonderful casting (and I guess Robert liked working with brother Alex and wanted to keep it in the family, a notion we deeply understand) while actress Lily-Rose Depp is in talks to play the "haunted young woman" at the heart of the tale. You know, the Isabelle Adjani role. I'll admit that the nepotism of Depp got on my nerves at first but I don't think she's actually a bad actress -- I liked her in the first thing I saw her in, which was Louis Garrel's film A Faithful Man, and she was good in Wolf with George Mackay last year as well. I wanna be clear -- she's never blown me away like ATJ has, and I mourn the loss of ATJ deeply. But Lily-Rose does have a face that will look good for the goth purposes required by this role, so we'll see. I trust in Eggers.


We All Go a Little Queer Sometimes


Something we've been waiting a very long time for is finally out today -- and when I say "a very long time" what i really mean is "my entire life." I speak of Shudder's Queer For Fear four-part docu-series of course, which MNPP pal Bryan Fuller executive-produced -- diving face-first into the history of LBTQ representation in horror movies the series is really quite a wonder, and if you click on over to Mashable today I've written all about it. All I really want to add is I've seen three of the four episodes now and there's no way four will be enough -- give us a dozen seasons! All horror is queer, baby!

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Good Morning, World


I've been too busy with other things to start watching the American Gigolo series but it looks like this week's fourth episode finally gave us some of what we were hoping for those many years back when we first posted about this project -- Jon Bernthal starring in a re-do of American Gigolo demands (at least) butt, it demands pull-ups and jumping rope in underwear... it demands some damned gratuitousness! And looks like they delivered some. Anybody watching? I have only heard bad things, which is why I haven't prioritized it. Hit the jump for all the gifs...

Thursday, September 29, 2022

Here Be Bones


The official poster and the full trailer for Luca Guadagnino's cannibal romance Bones and All has been unleashed today -- of course it's on a day when I'm in NYFF screenings all day, but I've got a few minutes in between two screenings and I am rather psychotically using said minutes to share these things with you. The sacrifices I make! Even more annoying is the fact that I saw this movie last night, and I'm not gonna say a goddamned thing about it! My review will be up when the film officially screens at NYFF next week. Until then, not a whisper from me, you gotta wait. All good things to those who you know. I've gotten quite over people barfing out tweet reactions to things the second they walk out of the theater in some deranged need to be first. I wanna choose my words right. Here's that trailer:



Bones and All is in theaters on November 23rd.
Anyway it's back to NYFF screenings for me! 
I'm off all day today so see you tomorrow...

Wednesday, September 28, 2022

Paul Mescal Twelve Times


I have a feeling we're going to be blessed with a whole bunch of Paul mescal photoshoots over the next few months, as if you ask me he's got a very serious chance at a Best Actor nomination for the film Aftersun, which just played at Toronto and is about to play NYFF and which is hitting theaters on October 21st. I reviewed it right here and I shared the trailer yesterday -- he's great, the movie's great, great great great. That said you probably shouldn't be asking me about Oscars things since I'm terrible at Oscars things -- is Mescal too young, is the film too small, yadda yadda I don't care. All I know is he's worthy. This shoot is via Bustle magazine and you can read the chat right here. Or you can just hit the jump for the pictures, I won't judge...

Happy Bones and All Day To Me!

 
My NYFF press screening is tonight!
And my bones are definitely not ready!

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Good Morning, Glusman


Yesterday on his Instagram Karl Glusman shared this new photo-shoot of himself by the photographer Reto Sterchi and we happen to think he looks real good in it (although when don't we think Karl looks real good?) so here we are, sharing it in turn. Oh and in case you haven't been keeping up there have been some fine additions to our ongoing Karl thread on Twitter that are worth a look. Hit the jump for the rest of these photos...

Tuesday, September 27, 2022

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Destroy Me, Paul Mescal


I told you a couple of weeks back when it saw it at TIFF that Aftersun was the heartbreaker of the year, and now this morning A24 has released the film's first trailer which only underscores that point -- starring Paul Mescal as a young father who's taken his daughter Sophie (astonishing newcomer Frankie Corio) on beach vacation the film is from first-time feature writer-director Charlotte Wells, and when I tell you I was absolutely racked by sobs when the credits rolled I have a tweet to prove it even:

Anyway the movie is also playing at NYFF so if you're here in the city you've got an early chance to catch it. Here is my full review from TIFF. Now watch the dang trailer and then head over to Amazon and pre-order yourself some Kleenex:

Aftersun is out in theaters on October 21st.


Good Morning, World


Oh blessed day, we've got a new Aaron Taylor-Johnson photoshoot to sink our teeths into -- this one's for ICON magazine, or rather I should say this one's for ICON magazine again, as they've put him on their cover several times now. Smart people at ICON. There is a video of the photoshoot at this link but I don't have a link to the article or story yet -- but who cares when what I do have is about a dozen photos, right? Nothing Aaron has to say is gonna be more important than these photos. Hit the jump for them...

Monday, September 26, 2022

Riz Ahmed Four Times




These photos I think can serve as a fine reminder that Riz's superb 2020 film Sound of Metal will be hitting the Criterion collection tomorrow -- if you haven't snapped up a copy yet you can do so at this link. Good movie! Great work by Riz. And I'm happy to see he's got several projects listed in production on IMDb right now because the world's felt a little Riz-less since this one, hasn't it? The people demand more Riz dammit!

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Good Morning, NYFF


Happy Monday, one and one all. This is a thing I should have heads-upped y'all about last week but me being me I was too busy I don't know googling Colin Farrell in shorts shorts probably -- press screenings for the New York Film Festival begin this morning. So I'm gonna be there off and on -- sporadically, some might say -- for the next couple of weeks. Posting will indeed be erratic, but I'll try to keep you abreast. Today I'll be seeing the lovely and amazing Vicky Krieps there in a movie called Corsage, and later on I'm seeing Claire Denis' new one Stars at Noon that stars Margaret Qualley and Joe Alwyn. Good first day, looks like! But I'll be around here blogging probably this afternoon, in between. So until then!


Friday, September 23, 2022

Dick Says What


Okay okay okay I got caught up in off-line stuff this afternoon, so I didn't write much! Sue me. Now the day's over and I don't have it in me. It's been a long week, kids. Enjoy this photo of Richard Madden from 2018 though! Hey it's something. Bye!

Schoen, Schoen on the Range


File this one under "projects I forgot were happening whilst I was distracted by a global pandemic" -- last February I told you that our big Belgian boy Matthias Schoenaerts was going to star in a limited series remake of Django, the famed Western series that once upon a time starred the gorgeous Franco Nero. Well they went and made the damned thing! And we know have a trailer. It's not quite all as dark as that shot above but since Django peering out from under his hat is the iconic Django shot...

... I figured the compare-contrast was important. Anyway also in the series (as you'll see in the trailer) is Noomi Rapace playing the black-suited villain and good golly does she appear to be having fun. I don't immediately recognize any other actors, nor am I familiar with the creators of the series (they made the show Gomorrah though, if you're familiar) -- all's I can tell you is this is as of now set to air on Sky in the UK next year, Here's the trailer:



What do we think? I'm ride-or-die for Matty obviously.


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