Friday, September 20, 2019

Brad Bends Time

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This weekend belongs to our boy Brad Pitt -- you can read our review, lukewarm though it may be, of Ad Astra right here -- and we're one hundred percent cool with that. So we'll give him the top slot (heh) here on the site as we venture off to a bunch of NYFF screenings for the rest of the day -- Brad will be staring at you from there all weekend long, I suppose! Enjoy!
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17 comments:

Burt Lancaster said...

"I`m looking for Ike Clanton, anybody knows where he is they better tell me now"

"Hes upstairs Wyatt, tit-fucking the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985"

Kirk Douglas said...

"I wonder what astonishing gift the Gods of Olympus will bestow onto me for helping them to restore the empire to its former glory?"

"Spartacus, you will receive THE greatest prize in the entire history of the universe, the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985, and you will have your knob squashed and squeezed between her astoundingly perfect tits for all eternity"

James Coburn said...

"Being the star of a classic like Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid was indeed an honour and i think the ONLY thing i would`ve exchanged the entire experience for would`ve been if i could`ve tit-fucked the incredible 17 year-old Pauline Hickey in 1985, having my knob squashed and squeezed between arguably THE most unbelievably perfect tits of all-time and then unloading literally half-a-pint of spunk all over those truly amazing knockers would`ve admittedly been infinitely superior to anything that Sam Peckinpah ever had to offer"

Luke Skywalker said...

"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you`re my only hope, i must find the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985 because i desperately want to spend an entire year tit-fucking her astounding knockers"

Alec Guinness said...

"Use the force Luke and you`ll be spunking all over that stunning birds amazing tits for the next 10,000 years non-stop 24 hours a day ! ! !"

Rutger Hauer (as Roy Batty) said...

"I`ve seen things you people wouldn`t believe - LIKE PAULINE HICKEYS TITS"

Harrison Ford (as Rik Deckard) said...

"She must`ve been a replicant, no real life bird could ever be that perfect"

Keir Dullea said...

Dave: "Open pod-bay doors please Hal"

Hal-9000: "I`m sorry Dave i cant do that because i`m too busy having my knob squashed between the 17 year-old Pauline Hickeys incredible tits"

Humphrey Bogart said...

"Of all the bars in all the towns in all the world i wish the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985 would walk into mine", "The world will always welcome massive knockers as time goes by"

Humphrey Bogart said...

"In 1985 Pauline Hickeys tits were - THE STUFF THAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF"

Tom Cruise (listening to a new recording) said...

"Your mission Ethan, should you choose to accept it, (although in this case i think the second half of that classic phrase was completely unnecessary, if you get my drift ! ! !), is to have your knob squashed and squeezed between the incredible 17 year-old Pauline Hickeys unbelievably perfect tits for 6 hours non-stop and then unload literally 2 pints of spunk all over those truly amazing knockers, good luck Ethan. By the way, this time the secretary definitely will not REPEAT NOT disavow any knowledge of your actions because he desperately wants to do exactly the same things to the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey as well ! ! !"

THIS TAPE WILL NOT SELF-DESTRUCT IN 5 SECONDS BECAUSE IT WANTS TO TIT-FUCK PAULINE HICKEY

Leonardo DiCaprio said...

"I`ve shagged literally hundreds of the worlds most gorgeous birds (obviously) but i must admit i`ve NEVER seen anything quite like the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985, if i could`ve tit-fucked that bird 34 years ago my life would`ve been complete. The bird was totally mind-boggling in her unparalleled magnificence, quite astonishing"

Nick Nolte (on the set of The Thin Red Line) said...

"Major, you dont have to question whether my orders are right or not from now on, we`ll assume it, OK!. By the way, dont bother me anymore today because i intend to spend the rest of the evening tit-fucking the incredible 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985"

Neil Armstrong said...

21st July 1969: "I`m gonna` step off the lander now, because the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985 is waiting for me - THATS A TRULY UNBELIEVABLE PAIR OF ASTONISHING KNOCKERS THAT I INTEND TO TIT-FUCK NON-STOP 24 HOURS A DAY FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR ! ! !"

Mission Control Houston said...

"You fucking lucky bastard"

Tony Brubaker said...

Jason, when are you going to post your 10 favourite pictures of Pauline Hickey on here ?.

CHUCKY (doing the voodoo scene) said...

"Give me the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985, I BEG OF YOU ! ! !"