Friday, March 17, 2017

Good Morning, Gratuitous Ethan Embry

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Our long National Nightmare is over! Okay okay not that National Nightmare, a different National Nightmare -- the long long wait for the new movie from Sean Byrne, director of The Loved Ones, is over! The Devil's Candy starring Ethan Embry is out in "theaters" and on demand today. Hooray! In case you missed the trailer watch it here.

I put "theaters" in quotation marks because even here in NYC the film's only doing midnight screenings at one theater as far as I can tell, so seeing it in a theater might be a task for most of us. (I sure as fuck am too old for midnight screenings myself.) But technically they can get away with saying that. Anyway, hi Ethan Embry!

This is not your teenage girlfriend's pretend boyfriend Ethan Embry anymore. Can't Hardly Wait? To get a really very close look at those tattoos, maybe. I'm loving hardcore Ethan though - he's been on a roll with horror movies. In the past couple of years he's been in The Guest with Dan Stevens (my review) and Cheap Thrills with Pat Healy (my review) and Late Phases with Nick Damici (my review) and now this. All absolutely solid flicks, or in the case of The Guest, absolute gems. Keep it up, Ethan!

Anyway let's get to ogling part -- in case you're wondering most of this stuff is from the TV series called Brotherhood, which Ethan starred on for a couple of years a decade ago, which starred Jason Isaacs and Jason Clarke as brothers...

... who sit really close to one another on beds in hotel rooms. This sounds like my kind of show. I mean all that and Ethan Embry filling out a pair of tighty-whities rather... substantially... what else do you need? Hit the jump for the rest...



















3 comments:

Adam said...

The gratuitous post I didn't even know I needed this week, but now could never live without.

Paul Outlaw said...

And presumably back on Grace and Frankie next Friday.

Sean said...

He was at the Horror Hound Convention in Cinci, OH where I just saw John Waters!